Humorous joke, laughing to death, you don't want to die.

Humorous jokes laugh to death, you don't want to die

Zhu Dexiao comes first. So is a lecherous dutiful son a good man or a bad man? The following is a complete collection of humorous jokes compiled by the joke column. Let's laugh together!

Humorous joke: laugh yourself to death. Complete works (1) 1. Don't talk to me about studying, it will hurt my sleep!

2. I am lying on the book. It doesn't matter whether I study. The key is to have posture.

3, sleep well, roommates are very important.

4. invigilator+geographical location+scores of nearby comrades+friendliness of nearby comrades = test scores.

5. I feel that class is not absent-minded, but. . . . . Business trip. .

6. There are only two reasons to stop me from attending class: 1, and I feel sleepy when I am full. I will be hungry when I wake up.

7. Confucius looked at the college entrance examination: why not take the exam when studying? Isn't it a pleasure to be notified by fate from afar? I don't mind being rejected by others. Aren't you a gentleman?

8. Principal, if you use this air conditioner safely, it will be sunny. If it is not safe, be careful when you go out at night!

9. A' rare guest' in the class and a frequent visitor to the canteen.

10, before the exam: I will go! The exam is over! After the exam: I will take the exam! It's over.

Humorous joke: You don't want to die even if you laugh to death (2) A cannibal father and son hunt, and the son catches a thin man, and the father says: Let go, there is no meat! His son also caught a fat man, and his father said, let go, it's too tired! His son captured another beautiful woman, and his father said, take it home and eat your mother at night!

A man was drunk and shouted: The king is a fool! ? And ended up in prison.

The judge found him guilty and sentenced him to four years in prison for two reasons: 1. He insulted the king. He leaked state secrets.

Humor jokes kill you, complete works (3) 1, what is marketing, public relations, advertising promotion, brand building! In fact, after you fall in love, all this will be settled. . .

If you spend money, cows all over the world won't shit. . .

Experts say, don't keep your eyes on your mobile phone for more than two hours, because it will be dead. At the same time, experts also pointed out that if the phone is dead, you must remember to charge it, otherwise you won't be able to shit the next morning.

4. A little boy who just graduated from a kindergarten class said happily: Graduation! Stop studying! ?

5, look at the state and mood of many women, saying that they like freedom, in fact, they want a rich man to give her money, no matter how she spends it. . .

6. In biology class, the female teacher said shyly and implicitly: A pig can shoot 200ml at a time and a dog can shoot 50ml at a time. The following buddy suddenly shouted: Cao, I am not even as good as a pig or a dog. ...

7. If your date with a girl is rejected, don't be too sad. After all, there is a 25% chance that she is unwell and wants to go but can't, so follow the noble Leng Yan.

So being rejected once doesn't mean she doesn't want to. You should try to make more appointments. If the number is too large, she will definitely find someone to hit you.

8. One and a half people are companions; One bite is a couple. Companionship is: every day there are half the delicious people, you bite me; Slowly become a pair of happy fat papers.

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