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How to start from scratch after graduating from high school?

With the increasingly severe employment situation of college students, more and more aspiring young people have embarked on the road of entrepreneurship. In order to provide a better employment environment for entrepreneurs, the central and local governments have also increased their support. Let me explain how to start from scratch after graduating from high school, hoping to help you.

Once upon a time, I kept asking myself, what kind of salary will make me satisfied, and to what extent will my parents' living standards make me feel at ease?

When I was in senior three, I thought, hmm. The salary of 5000 yuan is quite high, because it is more than the sum of my parents' monthly salary. When I was a freshman, I told myself that I must work hard to make my monthly salary reach the lowest five Arabic numerals within two years.

But since I know that 20% of the people in the world own 80% of the wealth in the world, and since I know that prices are rising and house prices are rising, but wages are not rising, I understand a truth. If you want to be rich, it is not enough to use your hands alone. The most important thing is the two parts above the neck: the brain and the eyes. We must seize the best opportunity with our eyes, and then use our brains to wonder if it is worth doing. What if you did? What should I do? When will you do it?

From then on, I no longer fantasize that learning can bring me hope and future. It's all nonsense. In this big social family with connections and money as background, if it weren't for Li Gang, it would be difficult for you to do something.

I remember when I was in junior high school, the two things I was most afraid of were filling in contact information and filling in home address. In 2003, when I was in grade one, mobile phones were not as popular as they are now. My family only has such a small mobile phone, so my father can only answer the phone. I really don't know what brand it is, but the contact information on the list is usually landline and mobile phone. My family lives in Harbin. Is this not a joke?

So at this time, I had to bite the bullet and fill in my dad's cell phone number twice. I am a young man. I was young then, and I can't say that now. Sometimes people see me and say, Huo Chunlai, why don't you write a mobile phone number twice? I thought: Why do you owe me so much? I was serious at that time, and my face turned red at once, all the way to my ears. It's embarrassing. I know that some people will feel funny when I see this, but I cried when I wrote this, and my tears fell on the keyboard. If it happens to you, you will find that it is not so funny. If there is a crack in the ground, I must put everything I said in. Can't lose this man. At that time, I thought that the first money I earned in the future must be installed in a landline.

The second thing, because at that time, it was necessary to fill in the student information form or insurance policy, and it was necessary to fill in the very detailed home address, especially in the fourth grade. Because the senior high school entrance examination is coming soon, I am afraid every time I get the list, because I can only fill in the mountain village near Wanggang Town, nangang district, Harbin, so the address of a modest village is still so detailed. Where can I find you if I send you something? The postman is crazy.

Unlike other children, they are all in room one. * * *, the building number is * * of * * Road in Daoli District and Xiangfang District. Perhaps vanity. Every time I get such a list of specific home addresses, I wait for others to fill it out. I fill it out in Kaka, because I was the team leader at that time and I received things. So, I ... In 2007, I changed my mind. The first money I earn in the future should be to buy a house, so that when my child goes to school, if he wants to fill in his home address and contact information, he will have a landline and a house number and address, and he will never have to experience his father's embarrassment again. That year, I 16 years old.

In fact, to tell the truth, I also complained about my parents in my heart, but I really never said it. Because they gave me something that no one can afford: set an example and be filial to my parents. My parents really want to give me anything and can tolerate anything. But I will still think: Why can other children eat whatever they want, but I have to wait until 29 degrees Celsius or above to eat an popsicle?

At that time, I was probably in the second grade, the second grade of primary school, and I was 9 years old. I wonder how much pocket money everyone had in those years. It should be around 1999. Do you know how much my pocket money is? 1 yuan, and it is a week. Yes, you read it correctly and I wrote it correctly. One dollar a week, and it's all ten cents, and not one at a time, but two cents today, three cents tomorrow, no money the day after tomorrow, and one cent the day after tomorrow. so this is it? Installment payment? The situation is favorable.

I also want to eat fried chicken chops bought by others, and I have no money; Seeing people drink a bag of ice water for 20 cents, I am also greedy, want to buy, and have no money; I can only be thirsty when watching others eat ham and drink. The reason is too simple, just two words: no money. There is no money at all. Is poor.

It's only one yuan a week on average. Those 50-cent popsicles are all luxuries for me. Really, I remember that my popsicles at that time were all a bag of ice water with 20 cents. I will never forget them in my life. They are cola, apple and orange. People who haven't drunk them will ask: how can ice water be eaten as ice cream? All I eat are frozen ice cubes in the refrigerator, all of which are pigments, and finally all of which are white ice cubes. You can eat or you can't afford a 50-cent popsicle. At that time, a 50-cent popsicle was like a cayenne to me, an absolute luxury, hehe, a bit exaggerated, but an apt metaphor.

I don't know the post-90 s brothers and sisters who read this article. Have you ever had soda? Big Pak Lei? At that time, I wandered around in summer, slapped PIA a few times, sweated profusely, and was hot to death. If I could spend 50 cents to buy a bottle of chilled Pak Lei to drink at home, it would be a great enjoyment of life, at least that's what I thought. I don't know how many post-90 s children have a rough life like me. Some people may ask, is your family that poor? I don't believe it. Believe it or not, I didn't make up a word of this article, not even punctuation. Every sentence is the most authentic experience of my childhood.

At that time, my mother earned only about 300 yuan a month, and my father was tired of pushing human tricycles every day (I won't say it because I don't respect my father, but every day is like this, and coolies are the most tiring and unprofitable occupation), with a daily income of more than 10, and I have to rent a house to buy in winter. Is there a ceremony? . After a month, there was nothing. As for 29 degrees Celsius, I took the initiative to tell my mother.

When I was in the second grade, I went home for dinner at noon one day. I remember very clearly that it was just 29℃ that day, and I really wanted to eat popsicles, 50 cents each, not frozen by ice water, hehe. I told my mother, and I said, Mom, can you give me fifty cents? I want to buy an ice cream. My mother said, then buy one. It's too hot. I just laughed, and I told my mom, and I said, Mom, tell you what, you can only buy me popsicles when the temperature reaches 29℃, if it is 28. I don't care if you want money at 5℃, how about it? How's it going? I was very impressed at that time. After I finished, my mother froze for a second or two. I don't know what that is. Guilt? Or blame yourself? Still distressed? In short, this is a strange expression that I will never forget. It's sad to think of it, and I can't forget it until now. My mother only said one thing:? It is too difficult for children to eat an ice cream. ?

These? Beautiful? My memory is like a tree taking root and sprouting. It has been so clear in my mind for so many years, and it has never been blurred. It always tells me: Huo Chunlai, you must become rich in the future, and you must let your parents live a rich life without luxury. When they can't do anything, they can only watch TV and eat some fruit at home every day. Don't worry about me, and don't save money to buy me a house.

Therefore, since I was a child, my dream of becoming a rich man has never given up, and my belief that I should be filial to my parents and let their parents enjoy family happiness in their later years has never wavered.

What about me? Like most children, rebellious.

In fact, sometimes I feel that I really have nothing special, no special functions, no magic, just a normal person. At that time, I would also contradict my parents. When I was a child, the most prominent shortcoming was stupidity, especially stupidity. I just can't understand math application problems. My third aunt comes home from work every day to make up lessons for me (especially math), but I never slack off and study hard, but my grades are not remarkable. This is a common problem of people with slow thinking: mathematics is generally not good at learning.

At that time, my dad's attitude towards me was that he hated iron and didn't produce steel, which was very strange. He is also willing to give me a math lesson. For one thing, his brain is clever, and for another, I'm not good at math. He wants me to improve my grades. When my father was a child, it was because his family was poor. In the second day of junior high school, he couldn't afford a two-dollar school uniform, so he stopped studying in a rage. He really didn't brag, saying that my father had a very good brain and quick reaction, but he didn't like performance, but his grades were really one of the best at that time. Some people will wonder, your father is so smart, why are you so stupid? Hehe, I've always wanted to understand. Maybe I inherited my mother's genes in this respect. My mother is really bad at math, so she stopped studying in the second grade. Haha, is this fate? But I want to make it clear that he is indeed my real father. We look alike. Sometimes when outsiders look at me with my father, they will say that two fathers's walking posture is really similar. ) to make readers laugh, when I was a child, my math scores were as low as my parents' income, so you can imagine: at that time, I played for three days and played for five days. If he has nothing to do, he will give me a very delicious meal? Stir-fried meat with a stick? , a little exaggerated, hehe. Just listen in my yard. If you cry, it should be 90% not someone else's children or me. If I can't, he will tell me; I won't do it again, and the slap came up. In this way, I spent my childhood crying.

When I grow up, I dare to break in and fight, and also make this realistic and cruel society stable and smooth for me. Fortunately, however, those characters and personalities that have been preserved as children still exist.

When I first went to college, I began to pay attention to the employment situation and study what industries have the most trends. After graduation, I will learn and study which occupations will be more popular. Finally, it is concluded that, regardless of the undergraduate course, interns are only 1000 yuan. After studying for so many years, my mother invested so much money in me in one month, man. A cold joke, a joke that makes me tremble with cold.

Interesting, isn't it? But it sobered me up a little. What is funny is the cruel reality, especially those who are intrigued and secretly cheating. So, I decided to start my own business! There is no suspense, and there is no room. I don't want to pay 2000 yuan a month to honor my parents. Some people will say that the highest level of filial piety to parents is being able to accompany their parents every day. Waiting for them by their side and getting together as a family is the happiest moment. Well, I want to ask: with what? Chatting with parents every day? And then the family will sit happily together and drink the northwest wind?

Let me make a statement first: this is the first time I have written such a long narrative. Everything I mentioned in it is true. What about me? There is no intention to advertise for any company or brand, and there is no intention to infringe others. If you mention it, don't deliberately pick it out, because this is not the focus of this article. In particular, I really don't like to write my article with words such as XXX company and XXX brand, because it will make me feel fake and unhappy. Very appealing.

At that time, I really wanted to join some small shops, and the cost should not be too high, such as 30 thousand or 50 thousand. After two or three years of internship, I finally saved enough money. My idea at that time was this: I can't ask my parents for a penny, I should use the money I earned to invest in joining, and I can't invest a lot. In case I pass the exam, I'm not afraid that my mother's little heart can't bear it, so when I graduate from high school.

Hey? There are not many young friends who want to start a business. Have you noticed that those small projects are very profitable? What snacks, hot pot and children's clothing store are there? This is very popular in TV advertisements, and The Road to Wealth is often reported. But why didn't you see it in Harbin? Don't you find it strange? I was surprised, too. Maybe my vision is too narrow? Until one day, I saw some comments about the projects I have been optimistic about. It's a children's clothing store. The price is cheap and the quality is good, but the style is not the latest. This is possible. Only 2, 30 yuan for each. Doesn't it look good? Profit. Well, that's what I thought at the time, but the comment said: Out-of-season clothes are dirty old clothes. You can join us, but you can't go to the warehouse to see them. I can only go to the warehouse after paying the initial fee of 30 thousand, so many franchisees are deceiving, and I lost tens of thousands. Say that finish, my heart suddenly cold. No, not at all. I specially wrote this passage for those friends who want to start a business in Harbin. You can see for yourself. Is that what I said?

But I don't want the hope brought by the book Rich Dad and Poor Dad to be dashed, and then a miracle really happens.

Now I have worked hard with my team's teachers step by step. The important thing in life is not to work hard, but to see if you choose the right one, choose the right one, and follow the right person, then the road is not far away. On this platform, I don't know anything about computers, but I can't communicate if I am taught. Someone taught me, but I won't promote it. Avoid taking many detours along the way. Thank you very much for this platform and Tianya for letting me share it here.

God gave me a pair of black eyes to look for light, but I rolled my eyes with them; My parents gave me the opportunity to go to school for further study, but I used this opportunity to form my own entrepreneurial team. Are you ready to start your life?

Basic types of entrepreneurship 1, survival entrepreneurs.

Surviving entrepreneurs are mostly laid-off workers, farmers who have lost their land or are unwilling to stay in the countryside for various reasons, and college students who have just graduated and cannot find a job. This is the largest number of entrepreneurs in China. Tsinghua University's survey report said that this type of entrepreneurs accounted for 90% of the total number of entrepreneurs in China. Many of them were driven to Liangshan to make a living. Generally, the scope of entrepreneurship is limited to commercial trade, and a small amount of industry is engaged, which is basically a small processing industry. Of course, there are also large and medium-sized enterprises that have grown up because of opportunities, but the number is very small, because the domestic market is not like when Liu Yonghao Brothers, Lu and Nan Cunhui started their businesses more than 20 years ago, with economic shortage, chaotic mechanism and opportunities everywhere. In today's era, as the saying goes, it is unrealistic to rely on opportunities to achieve great things. [4]

2. Active entrepreneurs

Active entrepreneurs can be divided into two types, one is blind entrepreneurs, and the other is calm entrepreneurs. Most of the previous entrepreneurs were extremely confident and impulsive. This kind of entrepreneurs, mostly gambling enthusiasts, like to buy lottery tickets, like gambling, and don't like to review the probability of success. Such entrepreneurs are easy to fail, but once they succeed, it is often a big undertaking. Calm entrepreneurs are the essence of entrepreneurs. They are characterized by planning before moving, not fighting unprepared battles, or mastering resources or technology. Once they act, the probability of success is usually high.

3. Earning entrepreneurs

Entrepreneurs who make money have no clear goals except making money. They just like starting a business and the feeling of being a boss. They don't care what they can and will do. Maybe they are doing one thing today and another tomorrow. What they are doing can be completely irrelevant. Some even have no obvious interest in making money and never consider the success or failure of their own business. Strangely, there are not many entrepreneurs who make money, and the probability of entrepreneurial failure is not higher than that of diligent people. Moreover, most of these entrepreneurs are happy.

4. Anti-fraud entrustment

Anti-fraud entrustment is a new business model. Franchise investors entrust a company to help with franchise planning, avoid franchise risks and introduce suitable franchise projects. Anti-fraud entrustment is definitely not a simple recommendation of a chain enterprise for joining investors, but an overall plan from three aspects: joining and starting a business, safeguarding rights and opening a shop. This brand-new concept was put forward by Roentgen Anti-fraud Joining Network.

The taboo of starting a business is that it is most afraid of "creativity"

Too many ideas, too many people follow suit at the meeting. Entrepreneurs are still people who like challenges. Therefore, they also have such weaknesses, like to start a business and don't like to stay in the enterprise. [2]

Entrepreneurship is most afraid of "democracy"

At least in terms of entrepreneurship, democracy is inefficient. What the entrepreneurial team needs is a horrible boss. When everyone is talking about creativity, he can finalize what needs to be done to maximize the benefits, because a team can only do one thing at a time. Without a backbone, the following will be scattered.

Entrepreneurship is most afraid of "feelings"

Talking about feelings too early is easy to put yourself on the moral high ground. You only see big companies talking about feelings, but you don't see the dirty things they did in the early days, the first bucket of gold, all with a little dirty.

Entrepreneurship is most afraid of "brothers"

Brothers belong to brothers, business belongs to business. If you can't provide any more value, I'm not driving you away, it's the general environment and the general trend. What you do can be done by others, and it is better than what you do, then you will be replaced.

Entrepreneurship is most afraid of "looking at hard work rather than credit"