Lies and jokes

One day, the son went over and asked his father.

Son: Dad, why does it seem more comfortable for men to have sex with women?

Dad: Think about it. Is it comfortable to dig nose excrement with your fingers or your hands?

Son: Then why do they seem to be in pain when they are raped?

Dad: If you walk in the street and someone comes to pick your nose, do you feel comfortable?

Son: Why doesn't that man like wearing condoms?

Dad: Do you like to wear gloves to dig nose excrement?

Son: Then why don't women have sex when they have their period?

Dad: Do you pick your nose when you have a nosebleed?

lie

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