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The fifth time Wang Xiucai proposed that Yan Jian, a wing, fell ill and died (3)
Three days later, Wang Dehe came to Yan's house and wrote dozens of letters inviting all relatives and six relatives. Choose an auspicious day, all relatives are here, except for the five nephews of the Da Die family next door, none of them are here.
After breakfast, everyone went to Wang's bed to write a will and drew words with Wang's two uncles. Yan Jiansheng is wearing a square towel and a blue shirt, which is red and thick; Zhao was dressed in scarlet and wore a red gold crown. They all worshipped heaven and earth and their ancestors. Wang Yucheng is knowledgeable, so he wrote an article for him to tell his ancestors, which is very sincere. Ancestor Su, refused. The two uncles asked the maid to ask the two uncles and grandmother out of the room. Four husband and wife, shopping together, called sister-in-law, sister turned around at the big side and knocked on their heads to show her sister's gift; All the relatives were separated, and the housekeeper, family, daughter-in-law, servant girl and dozens of people in charge came to kowtow to the master and hostess. Zhao went in alone again and worshipped Wang as his sister. By this time, Wang had fainted.
Salute has been completed, listen, two hall, study, back room, male and female guests, * * * put more than 20 tables. At midnight, Yan Jiansheng was listening to the guests. The wet nurse hurried out and said, grandma is dead! ? Yan Jiansheng cried and went in; I saw Zhao holding the edge of the bed and bumping into it, crying her eyes out. Everybody help Scott pour boiling water. Pry open your teeth and pour them down. Woke up disheveled, rolled all over the floor, crying so dark that even Yan Jiansheng could do nothing.
The housekeeper was in the hall, and the ladies were waiting in the hall. There were only two uncles and aunts in the room, who took advantage of the chaos and took some clothes and gold jewelry. Even the red gold crown that Scott just wore rolled underground and picked it up and hid it in his arms. Yan Jiansheng hurriedly asked the wet nurse to pick up his son. Take a hemp and put it on him. At that time, clothes and coffins were ready-made; After the funeral, the genius is bright. The coffin stopped in the middle hall on the second floor, and everyone came in and dispersed. Send filial piety cloth the next day, two for each family. On the third day, Zhao insisted on wearing hemp Dai Xiao, but the second uncle flatly refused to say: nonstandard name, bad words? You are sisters now; My sister has only been in mourning for my sister for one year, wearing a fine cloth shirt and a white cloth hoop. ? The ceremony has been decided. Send out a funeral report. After that, I spent four or five thousand taels of silver on fasting, attending seven funerals and going out, and quarreled for half a year, so I don't need to elaborate.
Zhao thanked the second uncle for his guts; New rice was harvested in the field, with two stones for each family, two stones for pickled winter vegetables for each family, and four hams for each family, excluding chicken and duck dishes. Unconsciously, on New Year's Eve, Yan Jiansheng paid homage to the ancestors of heaven and earth and hosted a family dinner. Yan Jiansheng sat opposite Zhao, and the wet nurse held her son at the bottom. After a few glasses of wine, Yan Jiansheng shed tears, pointed to a cupboard and said to Zhao. Yesterday, 320 Li was sent in the yard, which is your sister Wang's private house; I give it to him every year in the twelfth lunar month, and I don't care where he uses it. This money was sent again this year, and no one answered! ?
Scott said: Don't say aunt's money is useless, I saw it; I think of the blind girl who never goes out during festivals. Who hasn't benefited from his kindness? Moreover, he is kind-hearted, and when he sees those poor relatives, he gives them to others if he can't finish eating. Can't wear it, but also wear it for others; What can these roots do? Some more are finished! But the two uncles never touched him. In my opinion, you don't need to use the money. Do some good things for grandma after the Chinese New Year. I don't expect much money left. Next year is the year of imperial examination, so it's appropriate to give it to my second uncle. ? Yan Jiansheng listened to his words. A cat is lying on his leg under the table. Yan Jiansheng kicked it away, and the cat ran into the room in horror and jumped on the bed. There was a loud noise, and something fell from the bed and broke the jar on the ground. Looking at the candle, it turned out that the plague cat jumped over the board on the top of the bed and a big bamboo basket fell from it. When I got closer, I saw a black jujube mixed with wine and a basket lying across it. It took two people to pull it over, one by one under the jujube, wrapped in mulberry paper; I opened it and found * * * five hundred and twenty pieces of silver. Yan Jiansheng lamented:? I said he would spend all his money there? This kind has been accumulated for many years, and I'm afraid I have something urgent to use; Where has he gone now! ? I cried once and had the floor cleaned. Put the dried dates on the plate and put them on the table in front of the spirit with Zhao; I cried again before lying in the hospital bed.
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