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Talk about the classic mood of taking a baby tired.
2, raising children will know the grace of parents. Having children is really a waste of money. Is it easy to wait a few days for the baby's diapers to be discounted? Taking care of the baby every day is very tiring and happy. It's really fun to watch you grow up day by day. My mother must let you have her company every day. Hum when I'm not with you these two days. I guess you must be very dependent on your mother, too
3. I want to find a reliable parenting sister. It's very tiring to take care of the baby by yourself, so I can't keep up physically. I've played all day these two days, and I'm tired when I come back. ...
I turned into a dog with my baby alone yesterday. Today, my pig teammate had a rest. I finally did my own thing. I shaved my dog and broke out in sweat. This is cool.
5, taking the baby to rest at home, really tired and irritable, I have never worked so hard to eat by myself, I actually ate 2/3 banana omelet hahaha.
Taking care of the baby is the most tiring job in the world, especially sleeping at night … I will find a new aunt tomorrow, and I feel dizzy.
7. It's cool in autumn and the baby has grown up. I stayed at home with my baby all day today, very tired but very happy and happy. Learning English is fun, losing your temper is helpless, and it is unreasonable not to eat. My mother's happiness index is full marks. May you be healthy, safe and happy!
8. When you become a mother, you will be schizophrenic. For a while, you will grow up with the baby forever, and for a while, you will give me three days of freedom. I can't wait to lick my baby's ass for a while, and I want to give my baby a deep kiss for a while; I especially want to throw away my baby and live a happy two-person world when I come up. It didn't take me long to find the baby more lively and interesting. Complain all day about how hard and tired it is to take care of the baby, or try to bask in your little happiness.
9. 40 days after giving birth, I began to be a mother who took care of the baby by herself. When my mother-in-law was pregnant for 7 months, she went home because she couldn't get along well with her mother-in-law. My parents couldn't take care of the baby by themselves because of their poor health, so I was happy no matter how hard it was, but sometimes the housework was busy. When the baby suddenly cried and needed a hug and comfort, I couldn't pick him up at once. I feel particularly sad to see him cry.
10, continued: In the first year of marriage, A Yuan and Xiao Hui had their own baby (Jiao Jiao), and the three of them lived happily. Xiaohui is taking care of the baby at home, and Ayuan is making money outside! When Jiao Jiao was one year old, Xiaohui found herself pregnant. Because of Jiao Jiao's experience, Xiaohui was much more relaxed when she gave birth to a second child. This time, Yuan fell in love with mahjong. It was the New Year. Ayuan doesn't know whether to play mahjong or sell medicinal materials outside. Xiaohui is preparing the New Year's Eve dinner alone. At this time, she accidentally fell down and her leg was bleeding. Xiaohui knew that she was going to have a baby. She quickly picked up the phone beside her and dialed 120. When I arrived at the hospital, the doctor could only push Xiaohui to the emergency room first, and Xiaohui asked the next-door neighbor to find it. Just then, Ah went to the hospital and his family signed it. That's1September 29th, 994. In the south, it's still snowing, and it's particularly cold. The baby was crying in the emergency room, and the doctor came out to tell Ayuan that "the mother and daughter are safe, but the child is not yet full-term, so we need to go to the baby care room for observation".
1 1, take the baby out for a cool summer every night, and a family of three feels very happy together. Now for me, the so-called happiness is that the baby falls asleep quietly, and that feeling is very gratifying and satisfying.
12, since giving birth to a baby and going to work, this is the first weekend without being on duty, plus the half-day holiday given by the leader on Friday, which is considered a small holiday! I was going to learn to drive, but fortunately I didn't go, otherwise such a rare holiday was really wasted. I took my baby to the zoo, went to the aquarium, and ate and sang with my friends. I haven't been so relaxed for a long time, and I feel very satisfied! Very happy!
13, when you become a mother, you will be schizophrenic. For a while, you will always grow up with the baby, and for a while, you will give me three days of freedom; I can't wait to lick my baby's ass for a while, and I want to give my baby a deep kiss for a while; I especially want to throw away my baby and live a happy two-person world when I come up. It didn't take me long to find the baby more lively and interesting. Complain all day about how hard and tired it is to take care of the baby, or try to bask in your little happiness.
14, although taking care of the baby is very tiring and sometimes annoying, I am also very happy and happy!
15, when I left, my mother told me that I must change my baby's clothes every day, often rub my baby's small ears and take a bath regularly ... I sincerely thank my parents, and I am really glad to have you here! I know how much you care about my children! In the future, there may be no one to help me show my baby the early education card, chat with my baby and take my baby out for a walk every day ... (4)
16, five months zero 15 days, I found that the baby can not only sit alone for a while, but also change from the original squatting posture to sitting posture, which is really getting worse and worse! In order to prevent the baby from lying bored, the mother also tries to choose suitable toys for the baby to help the baby develop big movements and fine finger movements. Read picture book stories with your baby every day, play with your baby and take your baby for a walk. Although tired, but very happy!
17, taking care of the baby at home is much more tiring than going to work. Cleaning, dealing with housework, taking care of children, eating and drinking Lazar, all these have to be managed, and they must devote themselves wholeheartedly. They have paid labor and affection, and have no social status and low family status. I don't dress up very much and seldom go shopping. It's not that I don't want time.
18, taking care of the baby alone, early education is a good place to kill time, and I am not tired when the baby is having fun.
19, the family will be really happy! My aunt at work will help me take care of the baby! Thank you very much
20, sometimes I really feel that a person is weak, and the baby is tired to collapse. I am not a qualified good mother.
2 1, on a sunny day, take the baby out to bask in the sun. Fetal movement is a magical thing, and he feels very happy when he kicks you. But when he kicks you to sleep, you can't wait to threaten him to "kick the baby again, or your mother will come out and clean you up" "hahaha.
22. I felt very happy for the first time when I went to the hospital with a sudden heart and lung disease today. Because mom and dad, parents-in-law, husband and baby are all around. Dad, my father-in-law and my husband drove me to the hospital, and my mother and mother-in-law took care of the baby together at home. Finally, after the hospitalization procedure was completed in the evening and the nurse arranged the ward, I chose not to be hospitalized and insisted on going home. Both the doctor and my family agree with me. When I came home and saw my baby, my mother owned the whole world. Bear with it, pay more attention to eating and keeping warm, and hope everything will be fine in the future.
23. It's really tiring to take care of the baby alone, but watching the baby grow up every day is very happy and fulfilling.
24, with the baby's back pain, I don't get enough sleep every day, and I have to accompany Taobao to play with my little guy during the day. It is said that women are weak and strong, and the hard work in recent years has passed. In fact, it is very happy to have your company every day.
25. At the beginning of the summer vacation, I was afraid to take care of my baby. I think I'm in a hurry and can't take care of her. I was also devastated and yelled at her. This month, the baby has eaten much better, can talk a lot, and has made great progress. He is not tired but happy when he takes care of the baby, and he feels even more inseparable from her. When he disappeared for a period of time, he thought that when he went out, he must sleep beside her at night. It's really not that children can't live without us, but that we can't live without them.
On a sunny day, mom and grandma took their baby to the back to watch acrobatics. At first, the baby was very happy and applauded. Later, he didn't want to stay because of the drums! You can only leave early!
27. Traveling with the baby is so tired that I can't lift my neck and my blood is still flowing. It's so sad to have to do this every time I go out.
28, tired, really tired, not physically tired, but mentally tired, only tired when facing a bitter gourd face every day. Let the people in the whole world who are most incompatible with me accompany me to take care of the baby, tired, really tired.
I don't feel tired when I take care of my baby, but I feel happy.
30. I dreamed of a person I used to like very much last night. I woke up to see my fat husband and baby sleeping beside me, and now I feel very happy. The following two little guys were caught by my father with the baby when I got off work. I told my husband how ugly they were. He said: I think it's a good boy.
3 1, weekend home is my real home, and I am very happy to take care of my baby with my father.
32. Ma Bao, I believe that most of my friends are Marbles, otherwise they will soon become Marbles. Ma Bao is happy, hardworking and more boring. Taking care of the baby at home every day feels derailed from the world, and there is no extra mind to pay attention to the outside world and friends. Even my best friend's wedding day can be forgotten, because she didn't attend in other places, but she didn't blame me, but said we were so close.
33. I took my baby to bed in the afternoon and had a dream. I dreamed of several people who had no contact at one breath. In my dream, they were all very kind to me. I feel very happy when I wake up! To make up for the lack of dreams in reality.
34. I took my baby to tea today. Many grandmothers and grandfathers praised the baby for not crying, haha! The baby is so good that he went to bed by himself at night! very happy
I found a small park in front of my house this month, and my work has opened up a new field. Go home to play with my sisters on weekends, take my baby and my sisters out, watch my baby play football, play football with teacher Hotan and have dinner with friends in the team. There are many, many! Every day is full and happy! I am very happy and satisfied now! Thank you! May everything be all right!
36. It is better to take care of the baby at home. Although I am very tired, there is no obstacle to raising children. Don't worry about offending anyone, let alone touching your baby's hands and face without washing your hands or kissing your baby. Although taking care of the baby is very tiring, at least I'm not tired.
37. It is also very happy to take the baby to the park every day on National Day! The greatest love is company.
38. I met an aunt I met here when I was playing in Bao Community in the morning, and I had a good relationship with her. My mother's house is also at the city gate, and my daughter and I have the same name! She suddenly said to me, little sister, you are very happy. If I want a son-in-law like your husband, I will enjoy my old age at ease! She said that my husband has brought the baby down to play recently, which is very careful! Her son-in-law's design institute has earned three houses, but things at home are basically ignored, and her daughter and her parents-in-law can't get along.
39. Today is the first anniversary. Although I was not together during the day, I was very happy with my family. Taking care of the baby together at night is also a special commemoration.
Tired of taking care of the baby every day.
I feel that the idea of having children before marriage must be out of my mind, but it may also be my husband's routine. Well, now I am eagerly watching others running around in the sun and taking care of those two grandfathers every day.
Tired of taking care of the baby every day.
1. How great is it that mothers hold their babies as dogs every day and have a good sleep?
Second, I am tired of dealing with it every day. I don't think I'm tired with my baby, but I have a mental problem and must make a change.
Third, the recent state: busy with work, may get off work every day; Tired with the baby, especially the weekend bone headache; Generally in a bad mood; I want to eat sweets from time to time when my mouth is lonely; Weight gain is too high, and you are hungry all day.
Fourth, people, it's really oh, it's an extravagant hope to keep a dog at work every day and take the baby to sleep naturally after work. But today, I don't have a baby, and I want to go to bed early. I really want to let the baby sleep, but I can't sleep.
Five, every day with the baby tired to death, the baby fell asleep, just like playing chicken blood brush Kun! Really, the poison in Kun has penetrated into the bone marrow!
Six, now scold her for half a year! I haven't slept at this time. I've been coaxing for an hour! When I was angry, I scolded her and immediately covered my mouth! Originally full of anger, I felt distressed and blamed myself when I saw her expression! I want to control my temper! Although it is very tiring to take care of the baby alone every day, it is my baby who is pregnant in October!
Seven, every day I am afraid of bringing my baby tired and not sleeping enough; Early in the morning, I went to the market and found a local rooster to make a fire and stew for my father-in-law. Record the first time I sucked my little hand; And my college roommate who came to see me; A day is made up of these ordinary but shining plots, which makes people cherish it.
Eight, riding a horse every day with a baby tired into a dog and even insomnia, want to take sleeping pills, can't sleep really torture people.
Nine, the first four months are like chicken blood. I can count the sleeping time of a day with one hand, and then I feel tired. I nurse in a daze every night. Recently, I began to feel refreshed in the middle of the night, although I have a backache with my baby every day.
Ten, every day with baby tired into a dog never told me hard. It is difficult to comment on a woman in a circle of friends every day. Am I fucking blind? Looking for something like this.
Eleven, the end of the parent-child training activities, too appropriate! During the Spring Festival holiday, every day is a mode of bringing a baby. It has been exhausted by the baby by changing various ways. It is really not easy for grandparents to look after the baby at ordinary times. It's too difficult!
Twelve, every day with the baby tired of physical and mental fatigue, temper is becoming more and more irritable, alas, bitter my doctor brother, New Year's resolution is actually hoping that I have a smaller temper.
Thirteen, it is how good the delicacies are, and it is said that you should be picky about food. Every day, the baby is very tired with the baby and does not ask for understanding.
Fourteen, the elders are too busy to help with the baby, and then they have to bring their own baby every day.
15. It's tiring to take care of the baby every day. Last night, because he was not understood, he found fault with me and was very angry with my husband. Today, my husband reported that the alarm clock rang in the middle of the night last night, and it was time to get up and suck milk. I'm so tired. As soon as the alarm clock turned off, I pushed my husband up to milk. I woke up in a coma for a while and was laughed at today. I laughed and cried, and thought it was too difficult and too hard to be a mother. In addition to the decline in IQ with children, it is also very gratifying to watch the baby grow up healthily.
After sixteen or ninety, the only daughter cried with her baby in her arms. It's hard for non-single women to raise children after 90, but it's good to see you in Kan Kan every day ~
Seventeen, although a person takes care of the baby every day. But I still insist on washing my face and protecting my skin every day, soaking my feet in hot water every day, doing yoga every day, wearing plastic clothes every day, eating less every day, playing mobile phones less every day and wasting less energy every day.
I am tired, tired, tired, tired. I take my baby to sleep for four hours every night. Studying is very tiring. It's hard to have desire. I am as happy as before every day. I don't want to regret missing many opportunities at this age. I can't miss hope any more. On that day, I will come back and tell myself that I am the worst, and I am a late bloomer, no matter one year or two.
Nineteen, the only five hours of sleep every day is fragmented, and the backache that is not obvious during the day is particularly uncomfortable when lying for a long time. When I was in graduate school, I stayed in the library until two or three in the morning, and I was not tired with my baby. Three years in high school is nothing. . . . .
Twenty, bringing a baby every day is inhuman! I didn't go to the toilet all day and didn't even know! You won't feel thirsty if you don't touch the water! When she was sleeping, she made complementary food in a hurry and forgot her own food. She woke up when the complementary food was ready.
Twenty-one, days have become year after year. With the arrival of the second child, every day becomes a chicken feather. Minutes later, it will start the lion's roar mode and yell at her husband and children. Risorius, who is drooping day by day, has witnessed her youth that she can't go back. Every time she is exhausted with her baby, she can't help feeling that all the good times have been let down. Ok, I can understand that you are willing to be single, willing to be a dink, willing to be gay, or even a mother who jumps off a building with her child in her arms. I understand, really.
Twenty-two, taking care of the baby is very tired, but it has great autonomy and has a good relationship with the baby. Besides, just kiss and hug every day. I try to hug myself if I have an aunt.
Twenty-three, because I had a baby, I was tortured into a middle-aged woman who might get divorced and no one wanted me. I'm worried about all kinds of anxiety. I don't have enough money. Husband wants a second child, parents are tired with the baby, parents-in-law are tired with each other, and so on. . . Every day, I am always angry about why men can't have children and why they don't want a second child to satisfy everyone's wishes. However, tonight, I found that my husband still loves me and respects me very much. He even said that if I want to change my house or something, I won't have a second child. Sometimes I talk too much, and he won't take it to heart. I can feel it.. I am not a doer, but my temper will be really childish, humiliating and hurtful.
Twenty-four, although I knew I was tired with my baby, I didn't expect to be so tired. The flatulent baby didn't sleep well and cried. I know the only way is to wait for him to grow up slowly, but I feel very uncomfortable watching him wriggle and cry every day because of farting. How long will this day last?
Twenty-five, it's really hard to be a mother, it's really not as simple as you think ~ I'm tired every day after coaxing my baby and lying in bed, but my baby smiles at you and touches your face, and everything is tired ~
Twenty-six, empathy. Being a mother for the first time, everything is learning. I'm tired every day, and I can't sleep well because I care for my baby with backache and neck pain, but I don't complain to anyone, because it's my child, and I'm willing to pay more. Even with my life, I would rather get sick than suffer a little. I don't have an understanding husband, so I must be stronger and can't control my emotions!
Twenty-seven, with a baby tired, with a crying baby more tired. Plus 800- 1000 ml of milk every day. I feel the blood tank is empty.
Twenty-eight, I am exhausted with my baby every day, and I have been in a state of chaos. But as soon as the baby slept, I began to brush Weibo's jokes and news, because at the end of the day, I always felt that this was my only time. During the day, I have to nurse, cook and feed, change diapers, wash my ass and face, and there are endless odds and ends of housework, endless troubles and troubles that I can't see through. The so-called life is called regret.
Twenty-nine, tired from work, tired from taking care of children, unable to sleep well at night and having no energy. You see, Chinese New Year is celebrated every day, because there is no work, no pressure to sleep during the day, and it is not beautiful to go out.
Thirty, the baby followed the army. Although it is very tiring to take care of the baby every day, I can't think of sleeping. However, after busy, I have an impulse to cry, and I really can't stand it.
Talk about the happiness of bringing a baby tired.
Talk about bringing a baby tired and happy, say that bringing a baby tired and happy, and send a sentence to the WeChat circle of friends.
Talking about bringing a baby is tired and happy, and I feel that I have abandoned a lot, but I have never regretted it.
Taking care of the baby alone, tired and happy, come on! Small eyes!
Early spring weekend, take the baby out for a walk, tired and happy!
Taking care of the baby is manual work. A tired and happy thing.
I spent the whole holiday with my baby and looked at your sleeping face every day. I was tired and happy. It's rare and not enough. If only I couldn't go to work.
Taking care of the baby, tired and happy, is not free, but it is worth it ~ I feel indescribable joy and moved by watching her change bit by bit ~ I have always thanked this little guy for coming, because her appearance has become the softest and sweetest color in our lives ~
Being with the baby is very tired and happy. Being with the baby is really tiring and happy. My baby's world is full of mothers. My life is full of babies. Although I am very tired at home, I am very happy to grow up with my baby day by day, although I am very tired 24 hours a day.
Work+class+nanny, I like this full life, tired and happy, but the thought of taking less and less time with my sister makes me sour, and I want to hold her tightly every time I see her.
It was hard to imagine how difficult and tiring it would be to take care of the baby. Looking back on the tiredness and happiness is also a precious memory and a full sense of accomplishment. Every day you grow up brings me surprises and happiness, and every day with you is my miracle and challenge. In this way, you don't have to travel for three meals and four seasons, and grow up with you, healthy and safe.
Raising a baby is a tiring and happy journey, and grandma will take the baby to play. I bought a pacifier for my baby because it was exclusively breast-fed. I hope she can eat it and sleep at night, otherwise I can't live without it every day. Now I am going to learn complementary food feeding and buy bowls and spoons. Burning money is always fun.
Take a baby with you ~ eat+sleep+play+work together ~
Tired and happy ~ holding relatives ~ saying all kinds of nice words ~
Say a few words you can't answer from time to time ~ what? I'm still young ~ I'm still a child ~ do your own thing. . . .
Every day, there are many classic sentences that surprise you ~ amazing ~ little brain thinks a lot ~ just like a little adult ~ you are still a baby!
Talk about being tired with children, and talk about being tired and happy with children.
1, sleep is getting worse and worse, white hair is getting more and more, I am tired and happy with my baby, and I feel very satisfied when I look at her.
2, take the baby alone for more than a week, from cooking to washing clothes, from blinking to sleeping, tired and happy.
3. How tired is it to take care of children? Whoever takes it knows! How tired is it to take care of the children? Whoever takes it knows!
It's really tiring to take care of the children, and the second child will be born soon. I think I suddenly feel hopeless, so annoying and tired!
It is a pleasure to participate in the growth of children, although it is very tiring to take care of them.
6, a beautiful and short holiday, tired and happy, taking the baby so far for the first time is also a relaxing time for these young people, starting work mode tomorrow, full of blood and resurrection.
7. I'm tired at work, and I'm more tired at home with my children. How can I exist?
8. Taking care of children is really physical and mental. Sometimes lack of sleep makes you dizzy, and when you are well, you have the energy to take care of it.
9, take the children out, the old mother is really tired, dying, can't eat a proper meal.
10, the dawdler finally fell asleep, and I was so tired that I recorded that last night, I was alone with my child for the first time.
1 1. I think I am a contradiction. I want to go to Shenzhen in my hometown, and I want to go back in Shenzhen. It's tiring to take care of children all day!
12, so tired! It breaks down like this every day. It's hard to take care of children recently. It's so tiring to take care of three children by yourself! Sometimes it's really hard.
13, it is said that stay-at-home mothers are hard, and those of us who have to go to work and take care of our babies, take care of our babies after work during the day, take care of our babies at night and take care of our babies at weekends, and watch me tired and happy.
14, taking care of children is much more tiring than going to work. If you don't sleep every day, you should look around.
15, I have been lying at home for several days. Take the children out to play in the afternoon. I am tired and weak.
16, every few days, I always have a nervous breakdown, and I am too tired to take care of my children. In the middle of the night, I just want to sit quietly on the toilet
17, a person with children is very tired, very tired, really tired, and sometimes collapses. Every morning, he opens his eyes, and he is as busy as a top!
18, a person goes out with the baby, carrying things, carrying the fatigue and happiness of the day.
19, taking care of your baby by yourself, the greatest pleasure is to have a baby who loves you super, tired and happy.
20. On the first day when a person takes care of the baby, he gets up at five in the morning. Fortunately, the baby still loves me, feeling very comfortable, tired and happy.
2 1, sometimes I feel very tired with my children, but sometimes I am very happy, very tired and very happy with my children. I hope I can sleep for a night soon.
22. How tired is it for a person to take care of the children? People who have never experienced it can never feel the same.
23. Tonight is the first time to sleep separately from children. From birth to now, I always take my children to sleep by myself. Although I am very tired every day, I am full of disappointment.
People with children are really tired, so you must treat yourself well.
25. Don't take your children when you go out, you are half dead.
26. Busy during the day and taking care of the baby at night. I am tired and happy. Children grow up too fast and can only be accompanied for a limited time.
27. Companionship is the longest confession. I feel that my child is almost two years old these days, and I didn't take her very much. I feel angry when I take her alone these days, but I really feel very happy when I warm my heart. Tired and happy!
28. It's getting more and more tiring to take care of children alone. When children grow up, there are more and more problems, all kinds of disobedience, and going out to take children to play are all pressures for me.
29. Taking care of children is really tiring. You should not only catch up with her skipping rope, always pay attention to her safety, but also accompany her to eat high-calorie hamburgers.
30. A day of trying to take care of children. This day is really hard. From 5:40 pm to 12, each person beats a baby. I cooked four meals halfway, two for myself and two for my ancestors, tired and happy.
3 1, it's too tiring to take care of children, no matter how old they are, they are teenagers or dozens of years old.
32. The life of raising a baby alone is not as bad as I thought. I am tired and happy. Mom hopes that you will never grow up.
33. I am tired and happy during the seven days when I take care of my baby. I was so tired that I broke down countless times that I was teased by him for a second as soon as I turned my head. Although the journey time is short, the baby's happy memory will last forever.
34. I spent a tired and happy day with my baby. When preparing for work, the baby said to me, "Mom, I love you so much, thank you." Look at her joy in drinking juice. No matter how tired the old mother is, it is worth it.
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