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20 cold jokes make you happy all day 1, "Bad things must be done at noon, why?" 」
Because ~ there will be retribution sooner or later
2. "Let me tell you a fact ..."
Two pieces of 80
3. "What will Pikachu become when he stands up? 」
Temporary soldier
4. "Pikachu jumps left and right? 」
Pickup, table tennis, table tennis.
5. "Mayflower and Lily who have never had children? 」
Mayflower, because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn) 6. "A pair of sisters in conjoined twins, one is called Mary, and the other is called what? 」
Monroe, because of Marilyn Monroe (even)
7. "Under what circumstances does a person have four eyes? 」
When two people are together.
8. "Why are mermaids the most involved? 」
Because she can't cheat.
9. "Where does the acne grow?" ? 」
Other people's faces
10, "Who runs fastest? 」
Talk of the devil, and he is sure to appear.
Extended reading: how to release negative emotions? Try angry collage.
International joke day, 20 jokes make you happy all day! 1 1, "What kind of person can't work in a gas station? 」
A glib person
12, "oxygen or carbon dioxide, which is more beautiful? 」
Oxygen, because oxygen will help combustion, and helping combustion (naturally) is beauty.
13, "A rooster and a hen, guess three words? 」
Two chickens 14, "What are Mr. Lin and Mrs. Lin doing when they sleep every day? 」
Close your eyes.
15, "What insects are inherently weak? 」
Butterflies, because butterflies are really beautiful (powerless)
16, "What happened when Trump fell? 」
San Pu
17, white shirts are easy to yellow, and ordinary laundry detergent is difficult to clean, which makes many people feel headache. In fact, when washing, ...
Take a headache medicine and your head will feel less pain.
18, there was a couple quarreling, the girl ran out of the door angrily, and the boy immediately chased it out quickly. ...
Take the door back. ....
19, the doctor asked Xiaoming: What would you do if you cut off an ear? Xiao Ming: I can't hear the doctor ask: What if I cut off the other ear? Xiaoming: I can't see a doctor and ask him why ... Xiaoming:
Because I wear glasses.
20. One day, Y and X were walking on the road when they suddenly saw you crying. Y went over and asked u:
Uniqlo
Ha ha ha ha ~ Did you laugh? No matter how busy and angry you are, remember to laugh every day and let yourself drive! Heart!
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