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First, the most painful thing is what you expect, and finally it is accompanied by a painful ending. After waiting for so long, you still lost the emotional game. Why are you always so inexplicably injured?

Second, in life, we should dare to think and do. Whether you like it or not, adventure is always an inevitable part of life. Whether it is job-hopping, falling in love, investing, or choosing the right school, you will eventually face risks. Look at the risk from a double mirror. Action is risky, but the risk of not taking action at all may be even greater. If you have an idea, you must do it. If you just dream all day without any action, then the idea is just an idea after all and can't come true. Ma Yun said: Many people think of thousands of roads at night and get up in the morning to take the original road. Dare to dream and act bravely. Everyone can dream. It's no big deal! People who can really put ideas into action are admirable. No matter what the result is, brave action is better than dreams, because only through action can dreams become reality.

Third, you should believe that there is no unattainable tomorrow. -Lu Sihao "You have to believe that there is no unattainable tomorrow."

Whenever I look at the sky, I don't like to talk anymore, but I dare not look at the sky again when I talk.

A strong man is not conquering anything, but enduring something. -Chai Jing "See"

Seven, from the perspective of social conflict, power is the subordinate relationship between different groups and strata in society. The people above hold power. They use power to dominate the people below, give orders, and drive the actions of the ruled with their own will. According to this view, power is a continuation of the conflict process and a temporary balance in the state of truce. -Fei Xiaotong's "Local China"

Looking at the bright full moon in the night sky outside the window, I really want to tell it my troubles. It seems to accuse me of being rude to my mother just now.

Give yourself hope every day, try not to worry about tomorrow, don't sigh for yesterday, today is better; Try to greet the morning glow with hope, send away the afterglow with laughter, and fill every night with happiness. Then, we will live more fully and smartly day by day.

10. When love taps the shoulder, a person who doesn't even care about poetry and painting will become a poet. -Plato

The deeper you love, the deeper you hurt. It's hard to love someone, it's even harder to love someone who doesn't love himself, and it's even harder to forget someone you love.

Twelve, today's looks are together, just do your best. The safest and most timely way is to be with yourself.

Thirteen, when I am in a bad mood, I will choose to listen to music, or take a walk, chat online and so on. To get rid of my troubles and sadness. I will be homesick and miss my parents. I don't know why, I want to cry when I think about them, and I really want to be around them. Listening to the concert will make me feel better. It will make me feel a little happy and forget about being unhappy for the time being.

In fact, when you share the joy of laughter with others, especially when you joke about your own mistakes and weaknesses, you are also proving to people that you don't have to worry about the disappointments in the trivial things of life. Nowadays, the pace of people's life and work is accelerating, and their nerves are tense every day. If they come home from work, get along with friends and have a humorous or pleasant story, their fatigue and troubles will disappear and people will feel relaxed.

15. The saddest moment in love is the later indifference. A person who once loved you suddenly left you, but it was the end of the world. Once vigorous, ever ever-changing, ever complacent, ever heartbroken. The last sad breakup turned out to be silence.

Sixteen, my heart is broken, I was moved by the sky, but I can't touch you.

17. Don't miss what is worth it, don't give up what is lost, don't care too much, cherish what you have, and don't regret it if you lose it; Too much care will only halve the fun of life. If you look down on everything, you will get more relief. ! Whether your dream can come true depends on whether you have the courage to act and dare to try. After all, can you, only you are willing or not! Because when you are willing to act, you must believe that you can overcome any obstacles and know that you can overcome all difficulties and reach this shore.

Eighteen, the so-called fate, like invention, comes from accident. Love is also an invention, which needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent right and will be taken away at any time.

I moved the sky, but I can't move you.

Don't interrupt your joke when I am most serious.

I'll add you, you ask me, who am I, I really want to return to you; The person who once loved you the most.

I once confidently told my friends that I had you, but now I really have no confidence.

When you say you love, be sure. If you don't love, don't let yourself cry.

Listening to a song will remind you of a sentence, a person, a brilliant time.

What is happiness? When I got home, there were delicious food and delicious steamed bread on the table.

The noise and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, like a clean stream, are warm in the wind and in front of my eyes. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

When I hold back my tears and don't cry out loud, it hurts much more than when I yell.

My heart is broken, but even if I move the sky, I can't touch you.

Sweet love signature: everyone's heart is full of sadness, but his face says it doesn't matter. How long do we have to pretend?

When we avoid the difficulties and setbacks in life, we also avoid the door to success.

In fact, there are only a few steps from falling in love to not loving, and nothing will stop until death.

Envy those who can fall asleep as soon as they touch the pillow, envy those who are determined not to look back.

Tears in Venice are as fragile as glass. When it comes to feelings, some people know how to change, while others are too absolute.

If you want to be free, I will give it to you, but please use the knife quickly, lest I love you so much.

These days, looking up at the sky, many people will appear in my mind. Some people have gone and never returned; Some people left and never saw each other again. It seems that I am the only one staying where I am. Wait or miss. I miss the memory left by the people who left, and wait for the people in the future to give me a fresh feeling. It is often unclear whether things are wrong or people are wrong.

Don't think too much, some "good night" is just to make you shut up early.

If you shed tears for love, it is because you really love and love deeply. Emotional input seems so natural, a rendering without any external material, calm and fragrant. Those who shed tears for love care about feelings and really pay for them.

It turns out that we have been walking on tiptoe on the road where rain and happiness are drifting away.

Man, you may not be handsome, but you must be fresh and clean.

Sometimes, the world is so big that we have no chance to meet it all our lives. Sometimes, the world is small and I can see your smiling face when I look up.

Are things beautiful? Does it hurt to shoot an arrow through the heart? Are you invincible? Will it be cold if you drown in the deep sea for a long time? She doesn't love you, okay?

I am strong and don't want to give in, but all I get is an empty shell.

Please don't pretend with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.

I alienated everyone for you, and finally, when you left, they all left.

If you insist on leaving, you will be drunk for three times. Go while I am still a little drunk, and I won't let you go when you wake up.

Actually, it's nothing. It's just simple possessiveness.

Young love is always headstrong and doesn't understand love that only blooms once.

Every time I encounter troubles, I am used to writing about Weibo and venting in my circle of friends. To be honest, you can only prove to others how bad you are. The encouragement and warning of others will never make up for the scar in your heart, but will make those who can't see how you are being laughed at. Tears used to be wiped by others, but I won't cry easily. What I was afraid of in the past was relieved afterwards, and the disease in my heart was the best cure.

Love is crazy, but not love is strong.

What you can't quit is cigarettes, feelings and hearts. I asked for it. Who can blame?

Often what men want most is what neodymium people want most.

I really love you, I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

What you can't quit is cigarettes, feelings and hearts. I asked for it. Who can blame?

"Then why don't you cry?" "Because tears can't bring me back to him."

Love is precious only when it is divided, and many people don't know how to cherish it. I didn't find it until I lost it. In fact, what I know best is the most precious.

You compare my shortcomings with her strengths. No wonder she hit you.

Do you have to lose it to keep going-

Thank you for giving up halfway and letting me see things I didn't see before.

Love to the extreme, but not good at words. The more painful, the calmer the surface.

I miss your heart. Has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. cannot extricate oneself

I am more and more ruthless, and even silence seems powerless in the face of constant alienation and departure.

It's not that I don't want to love, but that I won't love. Because I am afraid of hurting others, and I am also afraid of being hurt.

When you are sad, look in the mirror and tell yourself that you are a man after all, and you must be strong anyway to get a man's name.

Yes, how could I forget the person who said he would give me warmth but took it away.

The beautiful sentences about moving are seamless.

1: Childhood is a charming painting, which outlines how many touching and interesting stories I have; Childhood, a melodious piccolo, played my pure and beautiful fantasy; Childhood is a gorgeous bunch of jasmine, the laughter of childhood is like the intoxicating fragrance of jasmine, and the white petals are like memories. Childhood anecdotes are my most unforgettable thing. Today I'm going to talk about the one that impressed me the most. 2. Love is like two people pulling a monkey's rubber band, which always hurts the one who gives up later.

Love is like a shell on the beach. Don't pick the biggest one, and don't pick the most beautiful one. If there is, pick one you like best and you will never go to the seaside again.

You gave me all your love and the world. From then on, I don't know the pain and joy in your heart. I want to be near you. I'm telling you, I always understand you. With his simple voice, Man Wenjun explained the deep love of his children to his distressed mother.

5: It is said that the world is strange from now on ~ What is the end of the world? Turn around and turn your back on you. It's the end of the world.

6. Touching, such as refreshing spring. After drinking the spring, our hearts become clear and bright.

7. Touched, like an intoxicating sea breeze. Feel the sea breeze, our hearts become pure and spacious. Touched, like heartbreaking snow. Appreciating the snow makes our hearts quiet and peaceful.

8. Remembering doesn't mean eternity, and forgetting doesn't mean it didn't happen.

9: You must come to be my partner on the wedding day, because we promised to walk into the marriage hall together.

10: I fell in love with nine. We have known each other for a hundred years. Which one died at the age of 97? The three years I can live in Naiheqiao will always be a day. Can't flow away, but it will always be sincere feelings, caring and eternal touch.

1 1: Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous. It's not your turn to be jealous. That's the sourest thing.

12: People will always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but they will feel lost when they are happy.

13: If there is a distance of 100 step between us, as long as you take the first step, I can finish the remaining 99 steps alone.

If I were a raindrop, could I connect your heart with mine, just as it connects the earth with the sky?

15: I deeply hurt the person who loves me the most. At that moment, I heard his heartbreaking voice. I didn't know until I turned around that it was actually myself who was heartbroken.

16: The years have no trace. When we suddenly look back and see through our hearts, there are always some memories that leave deep traces in our lives and cannot be forgotten. Whenever we pick it up, there is always a long-lost impulse in our hearts, and that is touching.

17: I don't want two or three years of love. I want a thousand years of love. I will love you in 999. 1 1 month 30 days 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds. As long as you really love me for a second, our thousand-year love will come true.

18: I am the last string you broke a thousand years ago. With a sweet voice, it took us a thousand years to meet in this life. I believe this marriage can last one more day than before.

19: Some people say that parallel lines are the most terrible, but I think the most terrible thing is that the intersecting lines will always be far away from each other at some point in the future, and will go further and further.

I can't touch you much, but I will always be with you.

1. With the growth, fewer and fewer friends are left behind, so it must be very important to stay.

I can't touch you much, but I will always be with you.

The ideal relationship between friends is that they will not be embarrassed under any circumstances, don't please each other, don't worry about guessing each other because they haven't seen each other for a long time, don't stab you in the back, let alone think about it deliberately, because they never forget.

My feeling for you is that even if we don't talk or chat for a long time, or one day there is no direct contact, I still think you are a very, very important person to me.

There is no need to make many friends, because not everyone will stand up when you need it. On the contrary, many superficial feelings will bring trouble. It is not a bad thing to find that the circle you care about has become smaller when you grow up. You just need to protect the people you should protect. It is this small group of people who stood up long ago when you thought they would be isolated.

I hope that no matter what happens, we can tolerate each other and silently remind and pay attention to our own shortcomings and occasional bad temper. I hope that no matter what we have experienced, we can finally insist on running this friendship to the best, complete our dreams together, make our lives more complete, and tell the world that we are the most unforgettable friends when we are old.

7. Those who are still around me without obligations, you are my heart.

8. The best friendship is probably that we can sit down and eat hot pot together even if we haven't seen each other for a long time. Without further ado, roll up your sleeves and instant-boiled mutton, and I'll tell you. It seems that we just met yesterday. When gathering, it is fire, and when it is scattered, it is full of stars.

9. I don't want to listen to your reasoning when I'm talking to you. I know exactly what to do. I just want you to stand by me and give me support and hugs.

10. My feeling about you is that even if we don't talk or chat for a long time, or one day we lose any contact directly, I still think you are a very, very important person to me.

1 1. The whole world is urging me to grow up, but you can stay with me all the time.

12. Although I can't show you the way forward, I am willing to walk through this darkness with you.

13. As for friendship, I always think that time is a good thing, which can see people's hearts for a long time and reveal their true colors. Whoever is sincere and hypocritical should not be carried away by temporary rhetoric. You never know if there is a knife hidden behind someone else's smiling face. It's also good to stick a knife in your body when you can't guard against it and accompany you through the ups and downs.

14. Friends don't say thank you. Meeting is happiness.

15. I hope that in the next decade, I can still be on call as I am now.

What is the best friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, but I never leave.

17. Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose your life to time?

18. You should cherish the people who talk to you, the people who chat with you, the people who send you messages, and even the people who chat after you reply, because no one will be full to please someone who doesn't care, and don't let those who are really nice to you slowly disappear from your life. No matter love or friendship, if you don't manage it, you will become a stranger.

19. You don't need to be indiscriminate, just stand on my side.

20. It's nice to meet you at the best time.

2 1. In fact, friends may be like this: they don't have to last forever, and they don't have to meet and contact from time to time. Sometimes, it is enough to warm, comfort and encourage each other.

22. When you are on cloud nine, your friends know who you are, and when you fall, you know who your friends are. Friends are not necessarily suitable, but we must help each other in the same boat, not necessarily inseparable, but we must cherish each other, not necessarily icing on the cake, but we must give timely help. The hardest thing about friendship is that it will always be remembered after parting. In fact, friends are like this, there is no need to think about it.

23. True friends don't need to be remembered, because they will never forget.