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A collection of 40 funny sentences about going back to my parents' house to eat and drink.
2. Listening to his voice, catkin burst into tears and smiled, complaining that you are hungry, and all you know is to come to my sister's for dinner all day.
3. Wear headphones and ride a bike to eat.
I am so hungry that I want to eat egg tarts. Let's go to our neighbor's house for dinner.
A wandering wanderer went to a friend's house for dinner, but he was unhappy after dinner.
6. I am too hungry to stand up. Let's eat!
7. I have been eating and drinking almost every day recently. Life is like a play.
8. She was brave and said, Sister Rou, I have no money. She asks you to eat every day, although it is a canteen.
9. The breeze is not dry and the sun is shining. Have a nice weekend and go to a friend's house for dinner.
10. I wore this skirt to eat and drink today, and then my stomach swelled. I can't wear this dry meal that prevents me from going out to eat. ...
1 1. And Yuwen, who will go to University C in a couple of days, will occasionally get a phone call from him, which is what he calls loneliness. He needs someone to talk about the people he loves, or take Jane and his girlfriend to M University to meet me for dinner.
12. I am so hungry. Wait for colleagues to have dinner together, have a meal!
13. It's good to go home for the New Year. You can go to seven aunts and eight aunts' homes for dinner every day.
14. I want to go home and spend 120 yuan. It feels great to go home and eat and drink.
15. There is an old saying that you want to be immortal if you don't eat rice. You are so hungry and the bed is so warm that you really want to sleep all day.
16. I feel very hungry. If you are hungry, you can eat the whole world and go to your girlfriend's house to eat.
17. Add some sweetness to busy days. Eating, drinking and drinking is another happy day!
18. After reading the original post, I found that it was a hot sauce dog who tried his best to eat.
19. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in his early years, often came to Meng's house for dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a mentor and friend.
20. I ate a meal at a friend's house at the weekend and never forgot it.
Go back to my parents' house to eat and drink. When my brain was pounding with pain, I was hungry. It's another night to stay up for dinner at a friend's house.
22. Continue to eat, drink and be merry, turn on the air conditioner, cook, pour water, eat, drink and be served, and don't worry about the days of two beasts.
23. Today is a day to eat, drink and travel. The temperature of 30 degrees is also the only place for us to climb Laoye Mountain.
24. Such a free day makes me muddle along. I ate and drank on my mother's birthday and gained weight steadily with the second trimester of pregnancy.
25. Eating rice at a friend's house is delicious. I am in charge of their cooking. I have already eaten two bowls of poison oath.
26. I am so hungry that I can't wait to eat dirt at my friend's house.
27. With the company of the world of mortals, get fat for free.
28. I went to a friend's house to eat jiaozi. After three rounds of drinking, I had mixed feelings and had a deep friendship.
29. Some people choose to be knights, while others eat and drink.
30. At a friend's house, what you eat is not important, but your mood is the most important.
3 1. My daughter-in-law likes to eat Artemisia selengensis, two parts of Artemisia selengensis, and lettuce with bean curd and duck blood. They don't deserve it, that's all.
32. Every time I come to my girlfriend's house for dinner, I always enjoy the highest level of hospitality! May you have fireworks in the kitchen, laughter in the living room, hugs in the bedroom and little stars in your heart.
33. Hungry enough to start singing "Empty City Plan". I want to eat!
34. Life is bittersweet, and happiness is just a dry meal and a day's eating and drinking.
In summer, after dental treatment, my appetite is getting better and better.
36. I'm so hungry, but I've brushed my teeth and gone to bed, so I can only endure snoring and hold my breath. This is a matter of principle, it's broken! Go to a neighbor's house for dinner.
37. Hungry, it's like standing in a field in vast expanse. Empty eyes can only look through autumn water, stare at the dim sky, and go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.
38. After doing business for two months, I finally punched in and continued begging!
39. Cook a good meal.
40. The weekend is coming, so I'll give you some advice: don't build it at home, outdoor activities are more fun; It is best to climb the roof, stand high and see far; I am a soldier who eats at weekends. Can you invite me to dinner?
Go to a friend's house for dinner and send a funny message to a circle of friends.
Go to a friend's house for dinner and send a funny story to a circle of friends. Article 1 1. If you have nothing to do, just go to your girlfriend's house for dinner. We are blessed to share the same length of meat. We will never leave until we are old, eat together and get fat together.
2. Another day of eating and drinking. This is a simple meal without my cooking. The lazy world is very simple.
3. I eat and drink, I don't float if the snow doesn't float, and I don't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness. I'm here to drink.
4. Poor sleep. I felt bloated an hour ago, and now I'm suddenly hungry! Go to a good friend's house for dinner.
My stomach, like the bitter water of the sea, has been churning and has no intention of stopping. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.
6. Help your overnight friend cook a meal every day, use his card to cook good food for him, and solve your own meal by the way.
7. I want to eat bacon noodles, beef stir-fry, hot soup, paomo, rolled noodles and Chinese hamburger. I hope Xi 'an will unseal it early so that I can go back to eat and drink.
8. Take a spoon to the canteen every night, and scoop a spoon when you see someone you know. It's been like this for a week.
9. I wanted to order takeout when I was hungry at night, and now I go to my girlfriend's house to eat when I am hungry.
10. Some people miss it, and having food is also a kind of happiness, and it is also a day to eat. You are in charge of cooking and I am in charge of eating.
1 1. I am so hungry. I want to eat instant noodles, steak, hot pot, Zhou Heiya, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, fish head with chopped pepper and mala Tang. Stop talking. My mouth watered all over the bed. Let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.
12. Let you eat until midnight every day and still be hungry! Go to a good friend's house for dinner.
13. I went to Shenzhen for a meal with my roommate and ate a table of Sichuan food. Finally, it is not sweet or greasy.
14. Eat successfully, fill your stomach and go home to watch TV.
15. Friends come home for dinner, tea and chat. After years of precipitation, the relationship is like water, plain and comfortable.
16. It's delicious. I am in charge of their cooking. I have already eaten two bowls of poison oath.
17. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in his early years, often came to Meng's house for dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a mentor and friend.
18. I am serious about eating and drinking.
19. I always look forward to a rich day when I go to school. I'm at work, but I'm looking forward to the day when I always have money to eat.
20. Looking at the delicious food, I am already hungry. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.
Go to a friend's house for dinner and send a funny message to a circle of friends. Part II 2 1. Read books, bask in the sun and have dinner in the beautiful Jingchun Garden of Peking University.
22. The most delicious things in the world are happiness and fireworks. This is life. What a happy thing it is to come to a friend's house for dinner.
23. At a friend's house, what you eat is not important, but your mood is the most important.
24. Watching the radio in the middle of the night, hungry enough to go to a friend's house for dinner.
25. I was in a daze again today, and I am so hungry now. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.
26. Continue to eat, drink and be merry, turn on the air conditioner, cook, pour water, eat, drink and be served, and don't worry about the days of two beasts.
27. Happiness is the kind of eating at your girlfriend's house once every three days, eating again and again, and then settling accounts with her when you get fat.
28. Going to a friend's house for dinner and having a simple family dinner is the most important thing.
29. Why do people get hungry when they are bored? Go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.
30. After exercise, I went to my friend's house to eat on an empty stomach.
3 1. Xiaoming eats everywhere shamelessly!
32. It's a pity that I am not happy at all. Oh, forget it. Go home and watch TV.
You are responsible for cooking and we are responsible for eating. May we have fireworks in the kitchen and laughter in the living room, and be grateful for all our encounters.
34. I am so hungry. I want to eat meat, hot pot, sauerkraut, fish and hot and sour powder. So I might go to a friend's house for dinner.
35. Yuwen, on the other hand, will go to C University in two days, and occasionally he will get a phone call, which shows that he is very lonely inside and needs someone to tell him about his relatives or take Jane and his girlfriend to M University to meet me for dinner.
36. Eat it every night, but it doesn't affect being hungry at this time of day. Go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.
I have been eating and drinking almost every day recently. Life is like a play.
38. Slow down the fireworks and watch everything for a long time. There is a kind of brother who will follow you every day.
39. In the cold winter, in the new year, on the day when my thoughts spread, we finally met, a day of eating, drinking, patting and rubbing.
40. Pick up the pen, gently put it down, and rotate it with your index finger. When reading a book, my thoughts wander, and my lower abdomen easily wrinkles my eyes and cheeks. My hands are full and my heart is full. But the belly is full of exaggeration, how to express a hungry word? Go to your best friend's house for dinner.
Forty excerpts from naughty friends' sentences in Friends.
A friend's house is naughty and sends a circle of friends. They call me at every party. I just eat and drink, and I have never bought a bill. People are so kind to me.
2. Having a meal is also a kind of happiness and a day to eat. You are in charge of cooking and I am in charge of eating.
I can't stand up straight if there is a fire burning in my stomach. That feeling gradually spread to the whole body. I am prone on my desk, ready to sleep and go to my colleague's house for dinner.
Going to a friend's house for dinner on weekends can not only enjoy one's loneliness, but also have dinner with friends.
5. If you have nothing to do, go to your girlfriend's house to have a meal and share happiness. The meat is as long as the meat, and we will never give up when we are not old. Let's eat fat together.
6. Eat when you should, and drink when you should. The greatest wealth is to be happy every day!
7. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness. I'm here to drink.
8. The pattern is broken, and this figure is not as good as those sows who eat rice in my family.
9. I am so hungry. Wait for colleagues to have dinner together, have a meal!
10. Eat and drink all day, and go home wet after a heavy rain.
1 1. Inviting people to dinner is called "frank", three invitations and four invitations are called "putting on airs", invitation is not called "principle", and uninvited invitation is called "playing dumb".
12. I'm so hungry, but I feel guilty eating now. Fortunately, I pulled two subordinates. Let's go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.
13. As long as you are thick-skinned, eating and drinking is enough. Eating meat and drinking wine, the days are still there. I fell into the abyss, and I won't leave until I come out.
14. As a foodie, I feel like a pig whose appetite is controlled, and sometimes I really want to run over my head.
15. Many people can't even cook two decent dishes when they grow up, so they can only order takeout or eat rice.
16. Yuwen, on the other hand, will go to C University in two days, and occasionally he will get a phone call, which shows that he is very lonely inside and needs someone to talk about the people he loves, or take Kenichi and his girlfriend to M University to have dinner with me.
17. It's delicious. If you want to eat well, you have to have the cheek and eat and drink all day.
18. The weekend is coming. Let me give you some advice: don't build it at home, outdoor activities are more fun; It is best to climb the roof, stand high and see far; I am a soldier who eats at weekends. Can you invite me to dinner?
19. In the daily life of eating and drinking, sisters are paired and their happiness is doubled. Together, they are happy little losers.
20. I'm so hungry now that I can hardly eat a cow. I'm going to my best friend's house for dinner.
2 1. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, come to your girlfriend's house for dinner, which will greatly increase your appetite and make your troubles sway with the wind.
22. Eating at menstruation's house is good for losing weight.
23. I want to go home and spend 120 yuan. It feels great to go home and eat and drink.
24. Cook a good meal.
25. Help your overnight friend cook a meal every day, use his card to cook good food for him, and solve your own meal by the way.
26. How happy it is to go to a good friend's house after work and wait for dinner! Ha ha!
27. Hot milk tastes better than cold milk. Eat and drink in various ways every day.
28. Come to my girlfriend's house to eat rice. A table full of my favorite dishes makes my mouth water.
29. Unfortunately, I am not happy at all. Oh, forget it. Go home and watch TV.
30. Eat and waste less, and welcome August with happiness.
3 1. Eat and drink. I am serious.
32. The most delicious things in the world are happiness and fireworks. This is life. What a happy thing it is to come to a friend's house for dinner.
33. Read books, bask in the sun and eat in the beautiful Jingchun Garden of Peking University.
I feel very hungry, the world is spinning, and even the air is becoming sweet. Everything I see seems to be waving to me: bite and eat. It crushed my chest, blurred my consciousness, made me angry and made me miserable. Let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.
35. In the world of adults, it is not so easy. The so-called happiness comes from the scene of eating and drinking, which satisfies the happiness of the day.
36. The Dragon Boat Festival is just around the corner, reminding friends who are struggling in the front line of work to work hard and avoid working overtime on holidays; Try to reduce three meals and eat more zongzi; Bless your friends in advance and take the initiative. Remember to invite me!
37. Today, I went to eat. My aunt asked me to bring a bowl. As a result, I got a basin I don't think it will happen again.
38. My stomach, like the bitter water of the sea, has been churning and has no intention of stopping. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.
39. Eat it every night, but it doesn't affect being hungry at this time of day. Go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.
40. As soon as I opened the refrigerator at home, I found that there were only eggs left and decided to go to your place to eat. I am with you on Christmas Eve. Let's have a carnival in the next century. Don't wish me happiness, egghead. I will wish you a merry Christmas!
Excerpt from humorous copy of "Go to a friend's house every day" (40 articles)
Humorous copy of going to a friend's house for dinner every day (I) 1. Life must be full of joy, and you should enjoy the life of eating, drinking and having fun every day.
She bravely said, Sister Rou, I have no money. She calls you for dinner every day, although it is a canteen.
3. Going to a friend's house for dinner, a simple family dinner, is the most important thing.
Hungry, it's like standing in a field in vast expanse. Empty eyes can only look through autumn water, stare at the dim sky, and go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.
I am so hungry that I can't wait to eat rice at my friend's house.
6. I am so hungry that I can't sleep. Let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.
7. The happiest thing in life is to come to a friend's house for dinner when you have nothing to do, and you don't need many friends. Just share your happiness sincerely.
8. It's good to go home for the New Year. You can go to seven aunts and eight aunts' homes for dinner every day.
9. People who have never missed math spent a whole night on the computer simulating and calculating the payroll, and they all fainted. Suddenly I feel hungry and there is nothing to eat at home. Let's go to a colleague's house for dinner.
10. Listening to his accent, catkins burst into tears, complaining that you are starving, and all you know is to come to my sister's for dinner all day.
1 1. I'm too hungry to stand up. Go eat!
12. I feel very hungry. If you are hungry, you can eat the whole world and go to your girlfriend's house to eat.
13. Eating at menstruation's house is not conducive to losing weight.
14. I didn't cook at night. I went to a friend's house for dinner and had a good time chatting with wine in the rental house.
15. Life can be very busy and tired, but the mentality should be simple and happy. Another day of eating and drinking.
16. I am serious about eating and drinking.
17. I thought I didn't want to eat, but I'm so sentimental that it hurts when I'm hungry. Let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.
18. If you have nothing to do, just go to your girlfriend's house for dinner, share happiness, be as long as meat and get fat together.
19. My daughter-in-law likes to eat Artemisia selengensis, two parts of Artemisia selengensis, and lettuce with bean curd and duck blood. They don't deserve it, that's all.
20. What wakes me up every morning is not a dream, not work, but breakfast. A day with breakfast is a beautiful day. Only when you are happy can you have the strength to dream and work. But I'm hungry now. Go to a friend's house for dinner.
Humorous copy of going to a friend's house for dinner every day (part two) 2 1. I was so hungry that I went to my best friend's house for dinner.
22. It's really comfortable to have a meal at a friend's house.
23. Xiaoming eats everywhere shamelessly!
24. I went to Shenzhen for a meal with my roommate and ate a table of Sichuan food. Finally, it is not sweet or greasy.
25. Serve the food quickly. Holy shit, if you don't serve, you will starve to death. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.
26. I feel very hungry, the world is spinning, and even the air is becoming sweet. Everything I see seems to be waving to me: bite and eat. It crushed my chest, blurred my consciousness, made me angry and made me miserable. Let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.
27. It's too much for you to come to Lao Mu's house for dinner seven days a week.
28. I can't stand up straight if there is a fire burning in my stomach. That feeling gradually spread to the whole body. I am prone on my desk, ready to sleep and go to my colleague's house for dinner.
29. In the cold winter, in the new year, on the day when thoughts spread, we finally met, a day of eating, drinking, patting and rubbing.
Today, the temperature of 30 degrees is the only place for us to climb Laoye Mountain.
3 1. Another day of eating and drinking. Life is half fireworks and half happiness. Let's eat, drink, play and enjoy together.
32. I want to be a happy little waste, eat, drink and be taken care of.
I am so hungry in the middle of the night that I dare not go downstairs for a barbecue when it rains. Let's go to a colleague's house for dinner.
I think I will go crazy, so I'd better eat.
35. I'm so hungry, but I've brushed my teeth and gone to bed, so I can only endure snoring and hold my breath. This is a matter of principle, it's broken! Go to a neighbor's house for dinner.
36. I want to be his sister in my next life, and I won't let him go for twenty years. When he gets married, I will often go to dinner and occasionally break the ambiguity between him and his sister-in-law. It's beautiful to think about it.
37. I obviously drank milk tea and ate a big bowl of rice today. Why am I croaking now? Go to a good friend's house for dinner.
38. Eating rice at a friend's house is delicious. I am in charge of their cooking. I have already eaten two bowls of poison oath.
39. I am so hungry that I want to eat egg tarts. Let's go to our neighbor's house for dinner.
40. I eat and drink, I don't float if the snow doesn't float, and I don't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness. I'm here to drink.
Go to my girlfriend's house for dinner on weekends and send a collection of sentences to my circle of friends.
Go to my best friend's house for dinner on weekends and make friends circle (I) 1. Life is bittersweet, happiness is just dry food, and eating and drinking is another day.
I ate a meal at my friend's house at the weekend and never forgot it.
3. Eat and drink, rub the car, rub the hair card, that milk green thief is delicious.
It's too much for you to come to Lao Mu's house for dinner seven days a week.
I hope all my friends are rich or expensive, so that I can eat and drink this bangs like a non-mainstream girl.
6. Eat and drink, beauty and ugliness have a life, fat and thin in the sky, and the sky wants me to be fat. Let me eat, how to solve my worries? Just eat.
7. My stomach, like the bitter water of the sea, has been churning and has no intention of stopping. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.
8. The only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.
9. It can be said that I have no ambition and try to come to my house for dinner on weekends.
10. Yuwen, on the other hand, will go to C University in two days, and occasionally he will get a phone call, indicating that he is very lonely inside, and needs someone to talk about the person he loves or take Jane and his girlfriend to M University to meet me for dinner.
1 1. As a foodie, I feel like a pig whose appetite is controlled, and sometimes I really want to kill myself.
12. Pick up the pen, put it down gently, and rotate it with your index finger. When reading a book, my thoughts wander, and my lower abdomen easily wrinkles my eyes and cheeks. My hands are full and my heart is full. But the belly is full of exaggeration, how to express a hungry word? Go to your best friend's house for dinner.
13. Many people can't even cook two decent dishes when they grow up, so they can only order takeout or eat rice.
14. Help your overnight friend cook a meal every day, use his card to make him a good meal, and solve your own meal by the way.
15. The happiest thing in life is to come to a friend's house for dinner when you have nothing to do. You don't need many friends, just be sincere and share happiness.
16. They call me at every party. I just eat and drink, and I have never bought a bill. Everyone is very kind to me.
17. How happy it is to have fireworks in the kitchen, delicious food on the dining table, chat without scruple and go to my girlfriend's house for dinner!
18. Looking at the delicious food, I am already hungry. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.
19. Serve quickly. Holy shit, if you don't serve, you will starve to death. Go to a friend's house for dinner.
20. The Dragon Boat Festival is just around the corner, reminding friends who are struggling in the front line of work to work hard and avoid working overtime on holidays; Try to reduce three meals and eat more zongzi; Bless your friends in advance and take the initiative. Remember to invite me!
Go to my girlfriend's house for dinner on weekends and send a circle of friends (Chapter II) 2 1. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, come to your girlfriend's house for dinner, which will greatly increase your appetite and make your troubles sway with the wind.
22. Inviting people to dinner is called "refreshing" when invited, and "putting on airs" when invited three times and invited four times. No matter how you invite, it will not be called "principle", uninvited will be called "scraping rice" and uninvited will be called "pretending"
23. I feel hungry. If someone stands in front of me, I can eat him in one bite and go to my colleague's house to eat.
24. Listening to his voice, catkin broke into tears and laughed, complaining that you would starve to death, and all you knew was to come to my sister's for dinner all day.
25. I am hungry now. If you are not full, go to a friend's house to eat.
26. I am too hungry to stand up. Let's eat!
27. I think I will go crazy, so I'd better eat.
28. Another day of eating and drinking. This is a simple meal without my cooking. The lazy world is very simple.
29. It's delicious. If you want to eat well, you have to have the cheek and eat and drink all day.
What wakes me up every morning is not a dream, not work, but breakfast. A day with breakfast is a beautiful day. Only when you are happy can you have the strength to dream and work. But I'm hungry now. Go to a friend's house for dinner.
3 1. Some people choose to be knights, while others just eat and drink.
32. The most delicious things in the world are happiness, fireworks and simple meals. This is life, and it is a happy thing to come to a friend's house for dinner.
33. I want to eat bacon Daoxiao Noodles. Beef stir-fry Hot soup. Paomo rolls out dough. Hamburg, China. I hope Xi 'an will unseal me early and let me go back to eat and drink.
34. I went to my sister's house for the first time in town, and my sister said that she would come to eat and drink. You and my sister are sisters for life, say these words!
35. I didn't cook at night, went to a friend's house for dinner, and had a good time chatting with wine in the rental house.
36. One for you and one for me. After drinking, we will dance together. Eating and drinking is really comfortable.
37. I obviously drank milk tea and ate a big bowl of rice today. Why am I croaking now? Go to a good friend's house for dinner.
38. She bravely said, "Sister Rou, I have no money." She calls you for dinner every day, although it is a canteen.
39. I feel hungry. Now I can't eat a cow, and I can't eat!
40. Going to a friend's house for dinner and having a simple family dinner are the most important things.
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