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My Chinese teacher wrote it in the second volume of the fifth grade.

I have a Chinese teacher who loves to talk, laugh, criticize and have opinions.

I remember it was a "June 1" festival, and the teacher asked us to tell jokes. Everyone told one joke after another, but they were greeted with a sneer. I had a whim and made up a joke. The teacher was very happy and praised me for my humor.

My Chinese teacher is good at everything except criticizing his classmates with some uncivilized words, so everyone is used to calling him "Mr. Jiu Mei".

Jinde's academic performance is poor, but he is very honest. Once in a Chinese class, Jinde borrowed a pencil from a classmate. The teacher mistakenly thought he was whispering, so he criticized him with rude words: "You, you!" " Honestly steal to eat shit! "

It is a more appropriate example to say that Mr. China has his own opinions. By the fourth grade, the school requires each class to publish a blackboard newspaper. The math teacher (head teacher) is inexperienced-just ask a few students to write and draw. The Chinese teacher was very dissatisfied after reading it, and asked several students who had experienced the blackboard newspaper to wipe the newspaper, then collect materials and write and draw carefully. Finally, a vivid blackboard newspaper appeared in front of the students.

I like such a Chinese teacher who loves to talk, laugh, criticize and have opinions.

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