What is the most memorable joke on you?

There are many impressive jokes, and I will share a few with you below:

1. When I first came to this city, I was young and didn’t understand the local dialect. A female colleague came to work with her child in her arms, and I only heard her say: "Let's go eat Tiantian!" I thought Tiantian was some kind of candy, so I followed quietly... From then on , I learned that eating sweet food means eating milk.

2. I am always woken up by the sound of "pop" every morning, especially in summer, when people sleep with their windows open. The "pop" sound seriously affects others. I advise those who exercise in the morning. People, can you wait a little later? You are fine anyway. You can't smoke a top at any time, but you have to smoke it in the morning.

3. Have you ever noticed that when daughters-in-law go back to their parents’ homes, they will be in a good mood and talk about what they saw and heard at their parents’ homes? Just like when a car is returned to the factory, it will be much better to use.

4. A few years ago, my cousin quit his job and returned to his hometown to plant trees. He raised chickens under the trees, fed the leaves to the sheep, and sold wood eggs and goat milk. He lived a prosperous life. My nephew, who is in middle school, suggested that we go to Zhejiang during the May Day holiday. My cousin clapped his thigh excitedly and said, "Just right! It's sunny in March and sunny in March..." My sister-in-law glared at my cousin, who immediately understood, and then continued: "It's just in time for the sheep to fall in March, we can't go!"

5. Reading thousands of books can improve IQ;

Traveling thousands of miles can improve business intelligence;

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Reading countless people can improve your emotional intelligence;

After we work hard to achieve high IQ, reverse intelligence, and emotional intelligence, we can do big things, that is: deliver express delivery!

Please excuse me, I was specially invited by the subject to tell jokes. I am not a joke maker, but I am very good at telling jokes, and I can deceive people very much!

There is such a little joke that will last a lifetime! (The paragraph is slightly adapted)

"My girlfriend and I rented a room. The landlord was a very reasonable person and found various reasons to give us a single-bed room. At that time, I felt like The great landlady is very grateful!

However, before going to bed, my girlfriend clearly set the rules and drew a line in the middle of the bed, saying that she was absolutely not allowed to cross the "38 line of defense", otherwise It's a beast!

For the whole night, I stayed on the line until dawn with a sinful heart. Can you blame me? I don't want to be a beast!

< p> I leaned against the bed quietly, lit a cigarette, and waited for my girlfriend to wake up and praise me. I felt happy and grateful that I was not brave.

My girlfriend woke up. , like a newborn baby slowly opening its sleepy eyes, it looks so cute!

Slowly, my girlfriend calmed down, and a playful smile appeared on my face. Suddenly! He started his hand and came down with lightning speed!

"Crack!" "The voice is very crisp! The face is burning!

Hold the grass! What kind of situation!? The plot should not be like this!

"Worse than an animal! "My girlfriend roared like a lion from the east of the river, mixed with the hoarseness of her voice, which made me dizzy!

Ni Ma! It turns out that I forgot that I was not a screenwriter, and gave me a chance to play the leading role, but I wasted it. , my intestines were filled with regret, and I instantly felt sorry for the 300 million elite soldiers I had worked hard to cultivate for decades!

Since then, another joke has become my motto:

"Beast! Let that girl go! let me! ! ! "

From then on, we embarked on a road of no return...

Ge You said to Xu Fan in the movie, "Blowing a hole in the Himalayas, every time I see this I like the clips, and, and, and, in the movie, Ge You said, the landlord’s family has no surplus food, and I also like, I can’t think about it in detail, and there are many more I like when I think about it, the TV series I love my family , Comedian Chen Peisi’s string of sketches, Song Dandan’s Black Earth and White Clouds, Supernatural Guerrilla, Too Many, Popular, Classic, You won’t let me, I won’t let you, Rush Pa'er wanted me to write it out, but the fragments in my mind were so congested that I couldn't bear it anymore. I quickly stopped it. I stopped it. It stopped abruptly and let others answer.