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What interesting or wonderful stories did the driver tell you when you took a taxi?

My friend works in Asahi TV. When I came out to take a taxi at night, the driver uncle asked, are you from the entertainment circle? The friend casually said thank you, and then the driver began to say:

Last time I went to Takashi Sorimachi near here, I was really handsome and stylish ~ However, it was similar to mine ~ Haha?

My friend was tired and too lazy to respond to the driver's cold joke, so he casually perfunctory, like, the driver went on to say:

I have been to Masao Kusakari, which is very masculine and handsome. But it's still almost worse than me ~ haha?

Friends ignored him.

The driver said the names of two middle-aged personality heroes in a row, always praising how handsome they are before adding them? Compared with me, it's still almost the same ~ haha? Speaking of how handsome the fifth actor is, my friend couldn't help saying: Not as good as you, is it? ?

The driver said:? Of course ~ haha?

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Finally, at my destination, my friends thought I was liberated. Because Japanese passengers are basically used to sitting in the back row, drivers will turn around to find change when checking out. My friend took a casual look at the driver. He said there were only four words in his mind? Shit! Handsome! ?

When he got off the bus, he realized that the driver didn't mean to be funny, he was just telling the truth. .