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The story of national day

The story of raising the first national flag

Youqing Zen

1 949 65438+1October1. Tiananmen Gate The whole world is watching this.

At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, People's Republic of China (PRC) founding ceremony was grandly held. Mao Zedong Qiang

The powerful Hunan accent solemnly declared: "The people of China and the Central People's Government of People's Republic of China (PRC) have been in China.

Set up today! "

Previously, the signal corps of the Third Military Commission (the communication organization of our army) was preparing for this day.

Carefully prepared every detail of communication guarantee. Mao Zedong's majestic and powerful voice reached the outside.

Radio waves spread all over the world! This voice declared the end of the old society and the new era.

It's coming.

Then, the secretary-general of the ceremony announced: "Please ask Chairman Mao to raise the national flag!"

A communications soldier named Su Ye stood behind Chairman Mao and was from China like everyone else.

The people stood up and were excited, but he had more tension and pressure than others. he

Because of this excitement and nervousness, my hands are sweating, because Chairman Mao will be in front of the people of the world.

I used a technical invention of him and his comrades-in-arms: raising the national flag with buttons. Su Ye heard the ceremony.

The Secretary-General announced the agenda, immediately stepped forward and handed a remote control button to Chairman Mao.

Chairman Mao was in high spirits and pressed the button with a serious expression, and everyone tilted up in Tiananmen Square.

Waiting for the first time, the remote control button successfully starts the motor under the flagpole and automatically rotates one side 460 cm long.

The 338-cm-high five-star red flag slowly rose into the clear sky.

With the rise of the first five-star red flag, the magnificent and passionate China sounded from the loudspeaker in the square.

National anthem of the people. Radio waves transmitted the national anthem to every corner of the country for the first time.

Into the hearts of every excited China people.

At this point, Su Ye noticed that Chairman Mao's chest fluctuated violently, and a generation of great men were reluctant to go.

Prohibit. Suddenly, Chairman Mao uttered an exclamation of admiration: "How high!" This was answered through the loudspeaker.

Swing in the square. In an instant, the square was full of joy and excitement. Su Ye understood what the chairman said.

There are two meanings, one is that the Chinese nation has finally raised its first five-star red flag, and the other is that

It is a praise for the advanced remote flag-raising designed by the signalman. Su Ye's heart surged, and her eyes were wet with tears.

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A person with nationality is no stranger to his national anthem. In some specific fields

Together, when you hear the national anthem, you will have a kind of spiritual shock, surging strength, high spirit and emotional excitement.

Pour the wine.

But will you sing the national anthem word by word? I said, I won't, and you probably won't,

If I had not experienced unnecessary embarrassment, I would not have thought of the national anthem.

Not long ago, I saw a friend off in Australia. A friend's house is full of three.

Australian Chinese, a friend studied in Australia seven years ago, and later his wife and children moved to Melbourne with their families. friend

At the beginning of my friend's going abroad, my son was only born for three months, and he was less than one year old and could not speak.

Go abroad with my mother. This is the first time my friend brought his seven-year-old son back to China to visit relatives, but he can fuck.

Fluent Chinese is naturally taught by his parents. My friend said, for my mother tongue.

I have a crush on his son. He speaks English to the outside world and Chinese at home, while his children

The Chinese name is Xiaohua.

Obana played games for a while and suddenly offered to sing with me. I asked

What song to sing, he said without thinking: "Sing the national anthem."

I said, "I can't sing your Australian national anthem, and you can't sing China's national anthem.

What should I do? "

He flashed a pair of big bright eyes and said, "I'm talking about singing China's national anthem, China."

Song is the best song I sing. "

I am surprised and suspicious that a child who went abroad before he could speak.

Sing this great song that combines the soul, spirit and god of the Chinese nation? However, with children,

I have to believe this voice. "Uncle, let's sing together." At the invitation of Xiaohua,

We started a duet. After I sang three sentences quietly, I couldn't think of the originality in my mouth.

When familiar words come, you should hum a rich and passionate melody in time.

Xiaohua kept saying to my troops, "Uncle, sing, sing!" " He sang from beginning to end.

After the national anthem, I occasionally add two sentences to the melody that I haven't forgotten.

Yes, it's mixed up.

I'm ashamed.

I am surprised that Xiaohua can sing the national anthem so skillfully and emotionally. I got it from a friend.

I learned that when other children were learning nursery rhymes, the first song Xiaohua learned to sing was China.

National Anthem of the People's Republic of China. Once Xiaohua went to kindergarten in Australia, the kindergarten was held.

The singing competition requires three Australian children's songs. Xiaohua likes singing and has a voice.

The embryonic form of a singer, such as singing a prescribed song, has great hope of winning the prize. But the support of Xiaohua's parents

I have repeatedly asked to sing the national anthem of the people of China. The aunt in kindergarten was both surprised and sorry.

Unfortunately, if you don't understand the Chinese national anthem, you won't get the prize. And Xiaohua is very determined:

"Sing if you don't win the prize!" Before the game, his parents helped him do a serious rehearsal. Race day

Both parents went, not only to listen to their son sing a song, but also to listen to his son in a foreign country.

Sing the national anthem of the motherland on the stage. Xiaohua's "greasy" children's voice injected a bit of rigidity.

A little lively and passionate, singing the national anthem is both childish and full of adult flavor. small

Although Hua didn't win the prize, he won warm applause from the audience, even the rapper who rapped the Chinese national anthem.

The aunt who didn't understand applauded and said loudly, "China boy, good!" I guess

Letter, aunt don't understand, but understand, China Eva yellow skin and black hair, from blood.

Aren't all the muscles and bones "made in China"? He wrote the national anthem in the "China Brand" race.

Face, engraved in his heart, flowing in his blood!

Clothing revolution

Luo

What is the most remarkable change of China people in the past 50 years? It's clothes

It is not a fuss to call the change of clothing a "revolution". Since the sixties and seventies.

People probably haven't forgotten that the clothes worn by China citizens are branded with the times.

Lenin's clothes and "Soviet cloth" were popular in the 1950s, which was our humble and pious attitude.

The symbol of "big brother" learning, "big brother" is too inhuman, "the Soviet Union is big cloth"

1 the foot has shrunk by 2 inches, which is still fresh in the memory of the older generation who have suffered too much. We ate someone else.

Kui, also just dare not complain, our material is too scarce, our national strength is not enough.

Now it's too fragile.

In the 1960s, when the call for "the whole people to learn from the People's Liberation Army" came out, yellow military uniforms began to play a role in society.

It was popular at the meeting. Young people, in particular, are proud of wearing "yellow", and they can't get military uniforms because they trust their relatives and friends.

I also want to get a military cap to wear. There is a rural girl in my hometown who has to buy it from her husband's family when she is engaged.

Lin Biao's yellow wool uniform is a must. She saw it from New Year pictures (photos).

The old man looked around and couldn't find it anywhere. Finally, he came to Wuhan and saw a shop selling clothes.

I went in and asked, do you sell the yellow wool clothes worn by Vice Chairman Lin? The shop assistants all laughed at him.

His behavior attracted the attention of the militia, so he was arrested and questioned. Fortunately, he is only three years old.

Begging for two generations of poor peasants didn't cause much trouble. To "the working class leads everything"

At that time, men and women competed to wear work clothes in society. Men are not men, and women are not women, regardless of age.

If a nation doesn't even have the freedom to dress, will it still have the freedom to think and feel?

In fact, people in China are short of clothes. In the final analysis, it is because they are too poor. "Cultural Revolution" (1966 to 1976)

During this period, cloth tickets and food stamps were the lifeblood of China people. China and Japanese Recovered Countries

After normalization, a large number of chemical fertilizers were imported from Japan and made of nylon cloth.

The words "Japanese urea" are printed on the face. Thrifty rural people find that fertilizer bags in Japan can

Making clothes is cheap and strong, which is very suitable for the consumption appetite of the poor. Why does demand exceed supply?

It's hard for ordinary people to get. As a result, a jingle circulated in the countryside: "Big cadres and small cadres,

A pair of trousers is eighty cents. Japan is ahead and urea is behind. Dyed black and blue,

No members. "Now aftertaste this folk song, do you think it's funny? Still sad?

However, people living in that era could get a set of "imported" and "urea set", but

Are you really happy to go out?

Poverty determines that China people can only be satisfied with dressing up and keeping out the cold. Why not?

Talk about beautification? What's really sad is that we used to be proud of it.

After opening the country, our way of life and concept of life have been greatly impacted by modern civilization.

Hua, first of all, clothes. So the dominant gray, blue, black and "army"

The color set formed by "yellow" is disordered; Chinese tunic suit, cadres' uniforms and plain clothes in China are in a mess.

Suit, jacket, jeans, sweatshirt, cheongsam, T-shirt, prince pants, casual wear. ...

Peace * * *, leading the way.

It's a bit funny to say that after ten years of turmoil, the first person to participate in the "clothing revolution",

Not those celebrities with status, but those who are unemployed, unemployed or idle.

Young boys and girls, they boldly introduced jeans and bell bottoms into our lives.

Vision ... When I was a teacher in a middle school in the early 1980s, I saw more than a dozen bell bottoms in my class.

Boys and girls, if you are angry, don't fight. Unbearable, I flashed a "red card" and let it go.

"Bell bottoms" were all kicked out of the classroom and ordered not to enter the school unless they changed their clothes. At that time, at

In society, jeans and bell bottoms have become the "identity cards" of hooligans, which are unacceptable to the whole nation.

Accept them. But after more than ten years, I also put on jeans, which felt good and delicious.

That's great.

Say goodbye to one-piece clothing, first of all, say goodbye to one-piece thinking. Changes in clothing, real

In essence, this is the most vivid manifestation of the great changes in China people's life concept and living conditions. Is it true?/You don't say.

Isn't it a far-reaching "revolution"?

The clothing revolution first arose in the coastal cities of Guangdong and Fujian, because of the reform and opening up.

First of all, it has brought economic benefits to the people there and raised their spiritual desire.

After eating and wearing warm clothes, they began to catch up with the world fashion trend. For a time, South Guo Jun.

The clothes of handsome men and beautiful women have become the fashion that young people in China are scrambling to imitate. Standing at the forefront of clothing is a young man.

Girls, the most brilliant things are women and children. Young people not only pay attention to seasonal changes when dressing up,

And fully display personality, wear whatever you want, all by personal interest. So are middle-aged and elderly people.

No longer satisfied with plain styles and monotonous colors, it is more exciting to buy clothes and pick and choose.

Clothing manufacturers are looking for ways to adapt to them. There is a popular saying in society: "The older you get, the more beautiful you are".

Ideological emancipation and economic improvement are like two wheels, which push the society towards civilization.

And modernization. In a specific sense, whether clothes are fashionable or not is an open place in a region.

One of the important signs of accuracy. Everyone loves beauty, which is undoubtedly the greatest social progress, and China people have got rid of it.

Freed from "Left" thoughts and out of the shadow of poverty, it is getting more and more lively every day.

The richer the colors, the better the society, the more diverse the clothing styles and the more civilized the society. In another 50 years,

It is the day when China's second strategic goal is realized. Just look at the clothes of China people and you will understand.

Understand what kind of era our nation has progressed to. We have been looking forward to that day for a long time

This day has come.

National day composition

Wang Changting

As a student, there is always a hard composition on National Day every year, and the two-day holiday is very exciting.

Bitter, I also had a good time, but after playing, I faced the article "National Day Feelings" and "Red Dress"

Growing up under its banner, long live the motherland ... is as big as other propositional compositions. Such a combination

The topics, from primary school to junior high school, from junior high school to senior high school, and even to university, are not only the same in content.

Tiny differences are the same, and, I dare say, most students will make up lies. I like ...

Literature, my little notes contain many kind words about singing the motherland and many paragraphs about the motherland's tomorrow.

There are many lyrical descriptions of famous sentences, and there are always many flowers and ribbons in every National Day composition.

Countless balloons and doves, and I always fly around riding a dove and enjoy the magnificent mountains and rivers of the motherland.

I admire it, so my composition is always praised by the teacher.

I can't write my National Day composition for only one year. That's 1997. 1984

10 is the 35th anniversary of the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC), the biggest national day since the reform and opening up.

Deng Xiaoping, the chief designer, reviewed the National Day parade in Tiananmen Square and stood on the slowly moving open-air square.

On the jeep, I accepted the tribute of the soldiers of the three armed forces. The banner held high by the students of Peking University was "Hello Xiaoping!"

Particularly eye-catching. At this time, I discovered that a first-name basis is more intimate than "secretary" and "director"

Very affectionate. This scene is so profound that on this day of national mourning, 1997, I

Tears can't see his body clearly, but what flashes in my mind is his figure in those days, and what haunts my ears is

"Hello, Xiaoping!" Sound. A few months later, it's time to write National Day Random Thoughts.

At that time, this year, I really had a lot to say and really wanted to express my feelings in my own language.

Comrade Ping missed him and asked, "Xiaoping, are you all right?" I am so excited that I am determined to change.

Write a lie about the history of "National Day Composition" in beautiful language, and write about my true feelings and body.

Yes, but I can't write. Telling the truth is much more difficult than making up lies.

In the celebration year after year, I grew up quietly, from the desk to the podium, when

I became a Chinese teacher in middle school. On the first National Day after work, I helped the children get to know me.

When I was a student, my dream was not to arrange the National Day essay rigidly, but to write what they wanted.

I have made up my mind. I just told them not to write in vain, not to talk like adults, not to be heavy.

Restore adult feelings. And all I have to do is teach them how to love their motherland, how?

Sample to experience the love between people. So on the eve of National Day, I asked the students to bring brooms.

Shovel, go to the park, the road, clean in the dirtiest place, and let the cleaners go.

Take a day off. This is a very ordinary class activity, but ordinary activities are helpful to children.

The children understood the significance of the cleaning staff's work and exchanged their feelings with the cleaning staff.

After the National Day, the students in the class took the initiative to hand in their compositions. I asked, "I didn't arrange the National Day work."

Wen, why did you all write it? "The student said," If we have something to say, we will write, not write.

Come out and hold your breath. "Their composition, some profound, some dull, some wonderful.

To express, some expressions are not good, but the love for people is revealed, and

Love for the motherland, feelings are real.