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"Teacher and Student OR Brother and Sister"

Is their relationship one of teacher and student or brother and sister?

Her brother takes care of all math classes, tutoring, parent-teacher meetings, copying homework, and cheating?

They seem more like teachers and students...

But...

Cooking, cleaning, cold war, and pranks?

Seems like brother and sister...

"One Press to Settle Love"

——Why don't I have the right to say "no"?

——Girl, do you really think the perpetrator can always escape justice?

That summer, Ling Rui’s car ran over Xiao Hao’s left foot. She ran away in a hurry, but she didn't expect that they would meet again in such a way and on such an occasion... Later, Ling Rui understood that life is like a mouthwash cup. The cups and washing utensils take turns to be on duty, always catching you off guard. . But——

Beasts will always be beasts, those without clothes are still beasts, and those with clothes are just renamed "clothed beasts"! How can animals become deceitful? Stop increasing laughter. Ling Ruilei, it turned out that Mr. Pu’s conclusion was wrong! ! ! But why did Mao himself use the history of blood and tears to prove his case? Wait, what's happening now...?

"I was cheated"

The hidden rules in this article are impure!

This article records the bloody and tearful history of a young and obscene woman who was devoured by a shady boss step by step and completely unwritten rules. It makes the listener sad and the listener shed tears. Every step is shocking and every word is bloody. .

This article is updated extremely slowly, be careful!!

"The Teacher is Too Awesome"

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Me: Teacher, are you attracted to me?

Teacher: You think beautifully.

Me: Then why do you keep provoking me?

Teacher: Occasionally bad taste. Moreover, I have no intention of quitting this bad habit.

Me:...

So this article describes the tragic story of a naturally stupid girl who encountered a sinister teacher and was eaten up by him step by step〒_〒

Introduction to "Teacher, I Hate You"

Ever since Zhou Yi took charge, his only long-cherished wish was to rectify Zhou Dandan, the crazy goblin, on the spot

Since Zhou Yi Since coaching, Zhou Dandan’s only long-cherished wish is to bring Zhou Yi, an old monster, back to his original form

After three hundred rounds of the fight, Zhou Yi was tired and Zhou Dandan was about to take a break, so the two of them decided to resolve the matter peacefully. :

Maybe Zhou Dandan could just marry him and reduce the harm to the world.

Dialogue display

I held someone’s hand and shook it while shouting: “Zhou Yi!”

Someone was unmoved: “Call me Zhou Yi!” Teacher."

I smiled: "We are actually gay"

"..."

"Don't be nervous, your surname is Zhou, and so am I. The surname Zhou is nothing but homosexuality."

A vicious and shameless student Zhou Dandan, and a cunning and insidious teacher Zhou Yi.

N Many years later, when the teachers and students of No. 1 Middle School recalled these two people, they all said three words:

What a perfect match!

Introduction to "Long Time Coming" (Yuyouzai)

I was just dumped by my first boyfriend

I heard that I was dating a great guy in school Of course I enjoy the scandal about the handsome guy ING

But it would be a different matter if the handsome guy who is so stubborn is his teacher.

"We Are Not Familiar"

Yan Yu: Do you think it is possible for us to be together? Xiao Xiang: No. I'm not familiar with you. Yan Yu: But, you just got involved with me. Xiao Xiang: That was an accident. Yan Yu: You said, you really don’t need me to be your girlfriend? Xiao Xiang: No need. We are not familiar with each other. Yan Yu: But you just got involved with me again. Xiao Xiang: That was still an accident. Yan Yu: Xiao Xiang, I have decided to give up on you. Xiao Xiang: You dare! I've already got my hands on you! Yan Yu: But we are not familiar with each other; that was an accident.

Xiao Xiang: I just love to touch strangers, how about that!

"Beast Teacher"

Have you ever seen a teacher who can seriously distort famous quotes like this? Have you ever seen a teacher who entices a cute freshman to jump into the lake to get his shoes?

According to the senior brothers and sisters: "This man is unreasonable, his words and deeds are unbelievable, and he has had a great impact on our lives.

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