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The police and the thief once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town and decided to take him back to the police station in the city. On the way, they came to a shop selling bread. "We have no food, and we will be hungry later. Let me go to the store and buy us some bread. Wait for me here. " The thief said.

The policeman agreed with him and waited in the street for a long time, but the thief didn't come out of the shop. The policeman began to worry and ran into the shop. He didn't see the thief, but he saw the back door of the shop.

He was very unhappy that the police had to go back to the police station alone.

Fortunately, the police caught the thief in the same place the next day. When they walked through the same street and the same store, the policeman said, "Wait here, the last time you ran away from the store. This time, I will go to the store to buy bread. You must wait for me here. "

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Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town. He decided to escort the thief to the city police station. On the way, they passed a bakery. "We didn't bring food. We'll be hungry later. Let me buy us some bread. You wait for me here. " The thief said.

The police agreed and waited in the street for a long time, but the thief never came out of the shop. The police are beginning to worry. He ran into the shop and saw nothing but an open back door.

The police had to return to the police station alone during the Great Depression.

Fortunately, the next day, he caught the thief in the same place again. When they pass the same street and shop, "wait for me here," said the policeman. "Last time, you slipped away from this store. This time, I want to buy bread. You must wait for me here! "

Dick is seven and his sister Catherine is five. One day, their mother took them to their aunt's house to play, while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.

The children played for an hour, and then at half past four, their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a beautiful cake and a knife, and said to him, "here, Dick, here's a knife. Give me this cake." Cut this cake in half and give it to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman. "

"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How can a gentleman do it?"

"They always give the bigger piece to others." He menstruation answered at once.

Dick said "Oh". He thought about it for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her, "Catherine, cut this cake in half." .

Dick is seven and his sister Catherine is five. One day, their mother took them to their menstrual home to play and go to the big city to buy some new clothes.

The children played for an hour. At half past four, menstruation led Dick into the kitchen. She gave Dick a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Here, Dick, here's a knife. Cut this cake in half and give it to your sister. However, you have to remember to act like a gentleman. "

Dick asked, "Like a gentleman? What did the gentleman do? "

He Jing immediately replied: "A gentleman always gives a big piece to others."

Dick said "Oh". He thought for a moment, then he took the cake to his sister and said to her, "Catherine, cut this cake in half."

The little boy asked his father, Dad, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied, I don't know, son. I'm still paying! ! A little boy asked his father how much it would cost to get married. Dad said, I don't know, because I am still paying the bill.