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My real experience tells you what it's like to marry a wife who can't cook.

Many beautiful women can't cook, and neither can friends' daughters-in-law. Before, because of the short time of falling in love, they all went out to eat and had little chance to cook. I didn't care before I got married, but I found that the situation was not good after I got married.

Friends are southerners, and breakfast habits are light. His daughter-in-law likes to cook a hodgepodge of things, saying that it is convenient and nutritious, and it seems that she has no appetite. I went home to wash my hands at noon and found two rotten dishes in the kitchen. The pepper is burnt and the Flammulina velutipes is very dry. My friend asked my daughter-in-law what happened. Can I eat? Daughter-in-law said she was hesitant to order takeout.

My daughter-in-law learned this lesson at lunch. When cooking, she put more water so that it won't burn. My friend finally had a rare meal. Although it is not delicious, he still wants to thank his daughter-in-law for learning to cook for him every day.

Another friend has been married for five years, and his wife is quite unique. She has never cooked at home since she was a child. As a result, after she got married, she couldn't eat all the dishes she cooked, so she had to cook them herself.

A friend said to his daughter-in-law, stop doing it. If you want to eat your cooking, I will starve to death. It would be better if his daughter-in-law was pregnant. Mother and mother-in-law came, with hens and pigeons. Daughter-in-law decided to give it a try, but it went wrong once. A pressure cooker burned out after only one stew, and the poor pigeons were burnt to charcoal, and the smell remained for a week.

However, a friend has a good temper. If he doesn't lose his temper with his wife, he will no longer cook with his daughter-in-law, who is very carefree. Go to my mother-in-law's house. She cooks and helps her at best. When I arrived at my parents' house, my daughter-in-law was more relaxed and just ate. In addition, my friend's daughter-in-law has a good job. She is a white-collar worker with an annual salary of several hundred thousand.