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Are there any jokes based on the hero who cooks wine?
(One day, the United States invited China to drink. )
America:? China has traveled all over the world for a long time. It must be a famous country in the world. Please try your best to make a sound for hairdressing. ?
China said? China, know a big country with the naked eye? . ?
America:? Ah ~ I'm too modest. ?
China said? China is blessed with peace and is committed to economic development. The world is a big country, but there are also unknowns. ?
America:? I don't know his face, but I also know his name. ?
China said? Northern Russia, well armed, can become a big country? ?
The smile is beautiful: Sooner or later, I will catch the bones buried in the soil! ?
China said? Britain in western Europe, which never sets its empire, has many native lands. It once lived in seven continents and four oceans, but now it has a wide influence, so it can be a big country? ?
The smile is beautiful: Britain is good at making shit sticks, and it is not bad; Do great things and cherish your health, but forget your life when you see small profits: not a big country.
China said? There is a country that claims to be a superpower, which is a great shock to the world: can India become a big country? ?
America:? India has a bad reputation and is not a big country. ?
China said? Is Germany, the boss of the European Union, really a big country? ?
America:? The defeated country is not a big country. ?
China said? Can France be a big country in the EU? ?
America:? Although France ♂ belongs to the west, it is the dog's ear that prays for surrender, so it is not a big country! ?
China said? What about Japan, Australia, Brazil and other countries? ?
Beautiful woman applauds and laughs: What a small country like this! ?
China said? Other than that, Sinopec doesn't know. ?
America:? For a big country, there are ambitions, good strategies, opportunities to hide the universe, and the spirit of going in and out of heaven and earth. ?
China said? Who could it be? ?
(Beauty points to China, then to herself) Yue:? Today I'm going to a big country, but I want you and your ears! ?
(China was taken aback when he heard this, and the economic growth dropped by several points. When the epidemic came, COVID-19's masterpiece. China is isolated from the city. The power of the epidemic, even this. ?
The smile is beautiful: Are big countries also afraid of viruses? ?
China said? Some big countries in ancient times also died of epidemics, and they were not afraid. ?
(The United States does not doubt China)
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