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Interesting conversations between husband and wife
Wife: Do you smoke?
Husband: No!
Wife: Do you drink?
Husband: No!
Wife: Do you gamble?
Husband: No!
Wife: So you have no shortcomings at all?
Husband: No!
Wife: What are the disadvantages?
Husband: Lie.
My wife said: Will we be together again in the next life?
Husband: You have asked this question in your previous life.
Wife: Why can’t you remember my birthday?
Husband: Because I didn’t remember anything when your mother gave birth to you.
Husband: Go wash the dishes.
Wife: OK.
Husband: Then why don’t you move?
Wife: I have a headache.
Husband: I’m so lazy, I won’t give you a headache even if I don’t let you wash the dishes.
Wife: Really! The thought of washing dishes gives me a headache.
Wife: You can also take this bag.
Husband: I already have four bags, but you don’t take anything. Are you sorry?
Wife: Then I’m still holding your arm! You weigh more than 100 kilograms. The things I hold are not much heavier than the things you hold.
Wife: Does this dress look good?
Husband: It looks good.
Wife: You just deal with me and want me to finish shopping and go home quickly!
Wife: Do those clothes look good?
Husband: It doesn’t look good.
Wife: You are reluctant to buy it for me!
Wife: Look, that girl is so pretty.
Husband: What does it look like?
Wife: What do you mean! Why don't you stick with me!
Husband: It looks good.
Husband: Hey, don’t leave, why are you ignoring me?
Wife: I ate half of this plum. It’s quite delicious. I’ll give you the rest.
Husband: I don’t like plum blossoms.
Wife: No, you just like to eat! Do you dislike what I have eaten?
Husband: This fish is delicious. Come on.
Wife: If you touch your dirty chopsticks, who will eat it?
Husband: Then I still eat half of your meal. I don’t dislike you, so why do you dislike me?
Wife: That’s right. The fact that I dislike you means that I am cleaner than you. I'm cleaner than you, why do you dislike me? !
Wife: I am not a leader outside, but I have to be a leader at home. If you are a leader outside, you must be led at home.
Husband: What if I can no longer be a leader outside?
Wife: What kind of man is a man who looks at people’s faces outside and then comes home to show off to his wife?
Husband: From now on, I will give you a proportion of the money I earn. The more I earn, the more I will keep. This will give me motivation.
Wife: OK.
Husband: What percentage should I give you?
Wife: One hundred and two percent.
Wife: I have always been the center in our family, and I am also the center in your family.
Husband: Then I have always been the center in our family.
Wife: But my center is more important than your center.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Because I am a rich man and you are just a boy.
Wife: I feel bad when I work, which will reduce the quality of our marriage.
Husband: Then I’m not in a good mood at work either.
Wife: Your mental endurance should be stronger than mine, because you are bigger than me and your heart should be bigger than mine!
Wife: Nowadays, extramarital affairs are often shown on TV. Tell me, would you have an extramarital affair?
Husband: No.
Wife: Why?
Husband: I regret having you alone, and I will never want another one!
Wife: Little girl, come over and have fun with me.
Husband: Are you itchy again?
Wife: Hey, she’s pretty awesome. I just like girls like you who look like men!
Husband:...
Husband: I am really angry this time!
Wife: I have already apologized, husband, please don’t be angry!
Husband: I don’t want you to apologize, I just want to hear you say you love me, but you just don’t say it!
Wife: I love my husband just as the sun rises from the east. It is as natural for human beings to breathe air. Have you ever seen anyone who sees the sun every day and shouts, wow, the sun has risen! Who shouts when breathing every day, wow, I am breathing air! So, if I love my husband, I don’t need to shout to you every day, “Wow, I love you so much!”
Husband: ...
Wife: If we get divorced, the house will belong to me and I will have to take my money.
Husband: Where is my money?
Wife: Your money is all my money, what money do you have!
Wife: Also, after the divorce, you have to give me 80% of your monthly income. Well, if you get married again, just give me 60%.
Husband: Wife, I will never divorce you.
I went to work in the morning and kissed my husband goodbye.
Me: Kiss me!
Husband: Bo!
Me: Kiss me again!
Husband: Bo!
Me: I still want it~~~
Husband: ...Rogue!
Husband: There were so many people on the bus today, but I saw a beautiful woman on the crowded bus!
Me: Angry!
Husband: She even started chatting with me!
Me: What did she tell you (jealous)
Husband: Stay away from me!
I'm on a business trip: I can't come to bed tonight, so I would like to ask Your Majesty to rest early and recuperate, and come back tomorrow to look at my concubine's sign.
Husband: I have three thousand beauties in my harem. My dear wife, you don’t need to worry too much about this, and you must endure loneliness!
Me: It seems I have to come back tonight!
Husband: Just kidding, although I have many harem brands, they all bear the name of one person.
When I was bored in the toilet, I communicated with my husband by shouting: Boy, sing a song for the master!
Husband: Speechless.
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