How to express "I am poor" humorously with a poem? The first sentence makes people laugh.

How to express "I am poor" humorously with a poem? The first sentence makes people laugh. The answer is as follows:

1. Elm pods on the roadside are still like money. Will you take it off and sell it? -Cen Can's "The Opera Asked Flower Gate Restaurant Weng"

The old man on the roadside is selling wine. Cen Can was so greedy that he searched his pockets and had no money. What should I do? Cen Can saw that the elm money on the roadside was very good, so he came up with an idea: Old man, would you pick a bunch of white elm money to buy your wine?

Maybe the old man will roll his eyes, maybe he will generously offer a bowl of wine. Life, who has no problems? You give me a hand, I give you a hand, and it's over.

2. Luoyang city is constantly leaking, and the poor guest house will send it to meet. -Cai Xiji's "Luoyang Guest House Meets Zuyong Banquet"

When people are poor, there are always many feelings. In Luoyang, a friend stayed for a banquet. Cai Xiji was very emotional: because he was too poor, he had long stopped seeing his friends. Yes, coming and going, which one doesn't cost money? Besides, people are poor, and friends always regard you with special respect.

When people are at the lowest ebb, don't disturb irrelevant people, hoarse and ready to go. If you have no money, don't join the crowd and don't persuade others; When you succeed, keep the wine in your heart.

I'm afraid I'm shy, so I keep a penny to read. -Du Fu's Empty Capsule

Du Fu is a bad poet, and there are many days when he is short of money. I'm too poor. I still have a penny in my empty pocket, lest others laugh. Money is every adult's confidence. Penny in his pocket is Du Fu's last stubbornness.

4. Borrowing car furniture is less than borrowing a car. -Meng Jiao's "Borrowing a Car"

Meng Jiao wants to move, so he doesn't have a car and borrows one. As soon as I came back, I was blindsided, and the furniture was not as much as the car. What a lonely move! No matter how hard it is, it will pass. No matter how poor you are, as long as you don't die, you will always get ahead.

5. Snow on the river, wind blowing on my face, wearing clothes with a smile. -Zhang's Fisherman

Zhang is a very free and easy person who loves the free fisherman's life. The snow on the river, accompanied by the breeze at the water's edge, smiles and doesn't feel poor wearing clothes made of lotus leaves. This world is not a world of rich people, nor a world of people without money, but a world of people with will.