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A beautiful female reporter interviewed an old man in a remote mountain village.

Reporter: You have lived in an isolated mountain village for so many years. What is your happiest thing?

The old man picked up his pipe and recalled: I remember that year, the sheep of Lao Li's family at the head of the village was lost, and 30 of us braved the heavy snow with torches to find it in the mountains for three days and three nights. Finally found it in the mountains. Because it was getting late, we set up tents and were bored in every way. We take turns boarding the sheep. . Don't mention how good it is.

The reporter was a little embarrassed and asked: What makes you happier?

The old man replied: I remember that year, the daughter-in-law of the Liu family in the west of the village was lost, and 30 of us braved the heavy snow with torches to look for three days and three nights in the mountains. Finally found it in the mountains. Because it was getting late, we set up tents and were bored in every way. We took turns fucking her. . Don't mention how great it is

The reporter was even more embarrassed and changed the topic: What makes you suffer?

The old man put down his pipe, shaking all over, shed turbid tears and recalled the pain at that time painfully. It took a long time to answer: that year. . . . . . . . I lost it. . Yes .

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