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A duck walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender.

The bartender said, "What can I get you?"

Duck: Hmm. Do you have any grapes?

Bartender (looks surprised and thinks this question is strange):

No, I'm afraid we don't.

The duck staggered slowly out of the bar.

At the same time the next day, the duck waddled into the bar and jumped on a bar stool.

Bartender: Hi. What can I get for you?

Duck: Hmm. Do you have any grapes?

Bartender (a little annoyed): Hey! Aren't you here yesterday? Listen, man, we don't have any grapes. Okay？

The duck jumped off the stool and staggered out the door.

The next day, at the same time, the bartender was cleaning the cup when he heard a familiar voice.

Duck: hmm ... do you have any grapes?

The bartender is really angry.

Bartender: Look. What's your problem? You came in yesterday and asked for grapes. I told you, we don't have grapes! ! Next time I see your duckling waddling in, I'll nail your flippers to the floor. Did you find me, man?

The duck jumped off the stool in the bar and staggered out.

At the same time the next day, the duck waddled into the bar and walked to the bartender, who said:

"What do you want?"

Hmm. Do you have any nails?

What! ? Of course not.

oh Well, do you have any grapes?