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What are the duplicitous words men use when they are in love?

Love is often compared to a profound knowledge, but it is not an exaggeration at all. So, what are the disguise techniques for men in love? How to master the psychology of love and obtain the most stable love?

I don’t need you

Teacher W has been a strong person throughout his life. According to Mrs. W., she was even a bit tough. Don't even go to the doctor with your wife; when we go shopping together, he always walks in front alone; when his wife goes out and looks back at him, he always waves his hand and says impatiently: "You go, you go, I'm fine alone." After Mrs. W died of illness, Mrs. W suddenly became much older. Two months later, he committed suicide.

Psychological interpretation: It is generally believed that women are more fragile and more dependent. However, a Japanese psychological research institution has confirmed that in Japan, men commit suicide 1.32 times more than women commit suicide, and girls recover much faster than boys after losing love or spouse. A man's attitude towards his significant other is often that I don't need you, and I will be the same without you. In reality, however, they are both trying to hide their deep dependence on each other. "I feel so sad without her. It's so embarrassing!" That's what the man thinks.

2. Let us be inseparable.

"Does he really love me? But it seems that every girlfriend loves me like this." Xiao Wu was very confused recently and accidentally learned that her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend also found him clingy. Her boyfriend wants to be alone with her for everything. Even if she goes to work overtime on Sunday, her boyfriend has to wait in the coffee shop downstairs. Xiao Wu thought it was very sweet at first, but gradually it became boring and suffocating.

Psychological interpretation: Some men will give up "I don't need you" and go to the other extreme - to be with you. This kind of disguise usually appears in the stage of love or newlyweds. If you think he really loves you so much that you don’t want to be separated for a moment, then you are wrong. In fact, such a man is extremely possessive in love. He hopes that you will always be in his sight, not because he misses you but because he is afraid that he will not know what you are doing.

I am strong and I don’t care whether you recognize my strength or not.

In ECHO’s impression, teachers are always very confident in bed. After each event, he asked ECHO to talk about his feelings. ECHO sometimes hesitates and doesn't know what to say because her feelings are really ordinary. At this time, the teacher will widen his eyes and say, isn’t it good? Why do I feel so good every time? It gets better every time. The teacher always laughs at ECHO for complaining about not having sex long enough or often enough. ECHO felt that the teacher was too conceited and didn't care what he said, so he made fun of the teacher's sexual abilities more and more. The teachers' attitude is still tough, but ML's enthusiasm is getting less and less.

Psychological interpretation: Almost no men in the world are satisfied with their sexual abilities, just like no women are completely satisfied with their appearance. However, even if a man has ED, he will never admit that he is not good enough. "The weather is wrong", "My wife is not gentle" and so on. It pained him to admit, "I can't do it." Although he always pretends not to care, it is best for women to understand that in bed, what a man cares about is the woman's feelings, and women's praise is almost all the motivation for his efforts.

4. I am an expert.

"Never laugh at your boyfriend for being a virgin, even if it's just a joke." Lily will always remember her boyfriend's tenderness when she was intimate with her for the first time. After the relationship between the two escalated, Lily joked that her husband was a virgin. He blushed and argued with her that Lily was a rookie. A few months later, my husband was laid off. The reason is that he wants to accumulate more experience and doesn't want to be looked down upon by Lily.

Psychological interpretation: Another disguise for men’s sex is——. I'm familiar with it. Boys over the age of 20 are already ashamed to admit that they are virgins. They even brag to their same-sex friends about how many girls they have slept with and how many hours they have run marathons. Even if he has only slept with one girl before you, he will show confidence, know how the girl feels, and tell you what to do. Therefore, at this time, you must not laugh at his naivety and follow his instructions.

5. I have friends all over the world

“On his day off, if his phone doesn’t ring all day, he will feel that his life is a failure”; “Eating with friends , he likes to answer the phone the most. Even if it doesn't matter, he still has to answer with a solemn face, giving people the feeling of being in danger. "Lulu hates the teacher's flashy vanity. Ask her friends.

It seems that everyone's husband is so vain and pretends to be a social expert.

Psychological interpretation: In the era of pagers, there was a long-standing joke about a male citizen. The pager never rang, so he secretly used the office phone to call himself every day. Hearing the beeping sound of the pager, I solemnly picked it up and looked at it. Sometimes, I tell people that it's really annoying that someone wants to drink at night. Men like to disguise themselves as social masters, because when they grow up, the image of their father is usually busy outside, coming home late every day, smelling of tobacco and alcohol. Making friends is a sign of successful men, so they often dress themselves up to be sociable to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Just smile at this time, why bother exposing him?