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How bad is the worst teacher you have ever seen?

I met an old teacher who was similar to Kong Yiji. Honest, hard-working, inarticulate, unsociable, not taking part in accidental amusement. In the third year of senior high school (nine-year system), she took part in the work as soon as she graduated, and later passed the exam of changing from a famous teacher to a public teacher.

But because of his weak personality, he is always hated at school and bullied by leading colleagues. Although he has made some achievements in the settlement of teaching quality, he is always absent in the evaluation of models, salary increase and promotion of professional titles. Finally, he retired with the first-class title of primary education and more than 40 years of teaching experience. The same batch, the same conditions, many people's work performance is not as good as him, but they are all better than him. His monthly salary is several hundred yuan higher than his. In contrast, they always feel inferior and want to cry.

Adults and children at home often complain. To make matters worse, my son became a family, because he hated that the teacher didn't seize the opportunity to let him find a job, so he didn't want to go out and look for a job. People in their thirties have nothing to do but eat at home. The neighbor mocked jokes and almost collapsed, and now he is almost an alcoholic. What a pity!

It can be said that the unfair job title evaluation at the grassroots level has caused a large economic gap among rural teachers, and also affected the confidence of many first-line rural teachers in their work and life, which has seriously hit their work enthusiasm.

Classmate A, who graduated from teachers' college, was assigned to teach physical education in the countryside. The whole school was afraid of her teacher's fists and feet. With the rise of hair salons in the 1990s, he traveled all over the county and hunted everywhere. Because of her strong body, the proprietress often serves Teacher A personally and pays back the money. Time flies, he gradually escaped into the underworld and foraged in the Pearl River Delta, but disappeared. Female teacher b, majoring in music. Both parents are teachers and the environment is superior. She has a good figure, exquisite and high spirits. I have a crush on a quack who made a mistake and was fired. This person is married and addicted to Liuhe. Girl b has been hooking up with this person for ten years. As a result, I was in a trance, suspecting that the principal and director would pay less if something happened. When she went to the office to scold the leadership for corruption, even the school doorman gave her three points. Now there are several people in their forties who are semi-retired with illness. Teacher C, an English major, can't pour water out. Just starting out, he listens to other teachers every day and learns teaching skills humbly. The headmaster praised him at the teachers' meeting. But one semester, two semesters, the teaching achievement is the lowest in the county. Basically I change it every two years. I went to several towns back and forth and didn't want to go to any principal. I was three days late for class, and the principal personally knocked on the door to wake me up. Last time the Education Bureau transferred him to Mid-Levels Primary School, he only went for one day. He quit, saying it was useless to read so many books. How can I get along with Dashan? This stupid school, the chimney is big and black! Later, I went home to farm, which made my parents very angry. It is said that you call in sick and rest at sunrise and sunset. One of my junior high school physics teachers, slow, earnest and credulous, lived alone all his life and died in his fifties.

In our physics class, because he can't control the students, he talks above and the students talk below. Note that our school is a key middle school in the county, and the students are all from the first one or two districts and townships. In order to listen to his class clearly, I sat in the front row for a couple of days. I also found that the key points he repeatedly emphasized were really easy to test, but unfortunately many people were busy talking, playing and listening carefully. At that time, the physics teacher was probably in his thirties and didn't fall in love, which was one of the reasons why his classmates looked down on him. He always can't say the word "piston" clearly, and some students even call him "the big monk".

Fifteen years after I graduated from junior high school, I transferred back to my alma mater as a teacher. My junior high school physics teacher has stopped attending classes. He was arranged by the school to inspect his post, with a notebook and pen in his hand. Every class is outside the classroom to see if there are any teachers absent. I don't know if he still knows me. Anyway, his eyes are blank and empty. I dare not even call him for fear that he will be surprised and embarrassed because he doesn't know me. I also found that there was no teacher talking to him at school. He is still unmarried. At this time, teachers' income has been much better than before. He has lived with his mother for many years.

One day about three years later, I heard that my physics teacher died suddenly. His mother died about a year ago. A teacher at school said that my junior high school physics teacher saved a lot of money, and his life with his mother was very economical. Almost every meal in winter is radish and cabbage, and all the other money is saved. Later, a teacher who left to run a feed factory at that time advised him to buy shares, and he believed it because he was a colleague for many years! So I invested all my savings in stocks. Later, my colleague said that the feed factory closed down and the money was gone. The physics teacher doesn't know what to do, and there is no way. This matter should be beyond his cognitive range. Finally, he died of depression, and the school union came forward to deal with the aftermath.

Let's see, is this teacher the worst? He should have no friends and lovers all his life, be despised and calculated, and finally die alone.

I am the worst teacher. 1982 The total score of the senior high school entrance examination is 600, and my score is 556. At that time, junior high school graduates in Yulin area could only apply for high schools or secondary normal schools, and other types of secondary schools could only apply for high school graduates. Because my family is poor, I want to enroll in a normal school without paying tuition and meals. After graduation, I wanted to help my parents, so I volunteered to return to the village to teach. I don't know where the students have gone Many years later, after the reunion, I learned that 8 of the 52 students changed careers as civil servants. Now there are local mayors, directors, directors, police chiefs and researchers. Most students are leaders or teachers of county or township middle schools. Only I teach primary school in the village, with three teachers and three classes. I have classes from morning till night. Teaching results are often among the best in more than 30 classes in the same grade in the town. Because of the lack of news sources, I thought the highest professional title of primary school was Gao Xiao. When I was nearly 50 years old, one of my junior high school classmates became a private teacher after graduating from a middle school in the town, and later became the principal of the central school in charge of the primary school in the town. ) came to my village to inspect the school work, and he told me that he had obtained the qualification of a high school teacher in three years of primary school. I began to do research on municipal projects, take computer certificates, publish papers at or above the provincial level, and participate in quality class competitions until I was 54 years old the year before last. 10 years ago, the price-limited room in the county was 2 100 square meters, but for some reason, there has been no news of the headmaster who often goes to meetings. I didn't know it was bought by teachers from other schools until a few years ago. Their principals came back from the meeting and told them to draw lots. By the time I arrived, the last few sets had just been sold out, and now the blank house in the county town is 56 10 square meters, so I can't afford it, so I am the only one among my normal students who has no room in the city. At that time, a female teacher was willing to marry me, but I married a farmer. Her grade in primary school is 70% to 80%. The three children inherited my eyes, nose, mouth and feet in appearance, but not in reading. After I spent a lot of energy counseling, the better eldest daughter's grades improved from over forty to pass, and her sons and daughters were over twenty. My son can't even educate a master who teaches MLM courses. When I was looking for a job, I was cheated into a pyramid scheme by my classmates. When he was listening to the class, others listened attentively and clapped their hands and shouted slogans, but he always dozed off below. The pyramid scheme leader thinks he has influenced the class atmosphere, let him go! My daughter is now 24 years old, and the number 35- 17 can't be worked out without a calculator! The clay figurines she painted looked very similar to toys, so I told her to continue her efforts and send her to a school to study this subject after graduating from high school. But she said that the school teaches English, politics, history and geography students every day, and they have a headache when they see it, and they don't want to finish junior high school. Children who teach others are often in their nineties and hundreds of years old, and their own alas are really bad! I don't want to think so much. I hope I have no cancer, no serious diseases such as cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, and no major accidents. I'm satisfied.

Worst teacher, comrade-in-arms around, anonymous.

In the past, everyone was in the same office, which was basically a wonderful work in the office. In the quiet school office and introverted teachers, there are three themes every day: First, how beautiful I am. How my husband and in-laws spoil me. How rich my family is.

Beauty is indeed beautiful. My husband is a teacher in another school in our district. How rich can the family be? In-laws' retirement salary is higher, so we can give her some subsidies.

Later, because of "I am so beautiful" and vanity, isn't it a shame to have no lover? So I hooked up with a male teacher in our school. For many years, I was shameless, fearless and completely invisible.

What puzzles everyone most is whether the husband is a teacher, a lover or a teacher. What is the sense of freshness and excitement in the face of the husband at home and the lover at work? A comrade's incisive assertion, "isn't this a shit pit moving a urine pit?"

What puzzles everyone most is that male teachers have no money and no looks. What do you want? The point is, when it comes to time, our headmaster, Gao Fushuai, has a soft spot for jade. Anyone who has an affair with the principal will be promoted, become a class teacher, choose classes to teach ... windy and rainy.

And this female teacher, to be good-looking, regardless of shame, can't do this for many years. If she wants to be a lover, why not find the principal? Is it really just for a relationship?

How many secrets can there be between schools in a district? Later, the lady finally ended in divorce. The key point is that the news came one after another, and gradually became clear: her husband knew and forbeared, and seized the evidence to find his next home-a single mother who was a tutor for students. When she divorced, she trumpeted "the woman cheated" and got married quickly after the divorce.

And her in-laws, who were very kind to her, asked her the first time after the divorce, as if afraid of her son's change of heart.

And her children, children in high school, have been brought up by grandma until the day of divorce. After her divorce, she refused to meet or answer her phone.

This is not the worst. The follow-up is because of divorce, because of reputation, because the person she created collapsed. After the divorce, the female teacher asked for leave to go to school.

A few years later, the male teacher who was having an affair with her was said to have divorced long ago. Later, the news of marriage came, and the bride was not her halfway.

The news from the female teacher one after another is that first, she sells red wine and tea online, and then nearly 50 years later, she finds a long-distance relationship, or an executive with an annual salary of 4 million, much younger than her ... Of course, she has not been accepted from other places and is not married yet.

Sometimes our comrades occasionally talk about her, thinking that with her IQ, EQ, ability to recognize people and things and judgment, she is actually safer at school!

I'm worried about her again. If you don't go to work for a long time, you will lose your public office once you are appointed. This is the worst.

The worst teacher I have ever seen is the English teacher in my middle school. Although he doesn't mix in the society, he is a very responsible and good teacher. I still respect him after all these years.

Junior high school is studying in the key middle school of hometown and town. About 1993, the quality of life in rural areas was poor and teachers' salaries were not high. My English teacher is a substitute teacher. After working for several years, the salary is pitiful. He taught us in his thirties. The teacher's salary is not high, but he is very dedicated and good to each of us.

The English teacher named Pang is a tall and thin man who always smiles with a pair of small glasses.

My junior high school English is the worst in all subjects. At that time, there was the theory of enrollment rate. I am also a good prospect. My English score has improved by ten points, and my score can be improved in many places. The head teacher asked the English teacher to cook for me alone, and I got closer to Mr. Pang. When I was at school, there was no teacher to make up lessons. This is necessary.

At that time, I stayed at school. When other homework is finished, I will go to Mr. Pang's office to find him. He is free at any time and doesn't bother. Because of my talent, I just can't learn. If I have time to waste, I might as well do more math problems. It's strange that you can get full marks without studying math, but you just know nothing about English. Teacher Pang saw my fidgety mood, patiently encouraged me and taught me grammar and pronunciation over and over again. I'm not afraid of your jokes. I followed the method of memorizing words learned by Xiao Li, the most naughty classmate in my class: it's all Chinese studies, and all the words are marked in Chinese. Ha ha laugh ... now I feel stupid and funny.

Teacher Pang saw that my grades were always failing, so he began to try various methods for me. He didn't mean to find a way for me to recite words, only to find out why my grades didn't go up. I confessed to the teacher, but I just couldn't remember. Xiaoli said that the method he used was very good, so I learned to remember. Teacher Pang smiled and said nothing, and asked me to go to class and get Xiao Li.

Xiaoli is a high-priced student in school with the lowest grades, but she has money at home. His father got him in through connections.

Teacher Pang patiently told Xiaoli the reason why she made such mistakes in remembering words, and invited him to study with me. Xiao Li was very surprised. He is notoriously stubborn at school, and his grades in all subjects are not good. Other teachers gave him up. Anyway, his family has money, so he just needs to find a school in the future.

Teacher Pang said to Xiaoli seriously: You must come, English is very important in the future! At that time, studying in our isolated village had no idea about the outside world.

Xiao Li was very moved and studied with me. But Xiao Li is always careless and hasn't learned many good grades. After graduation, he went to a sports school.

Ten years after graduation, we met again, and all the classmates came.

This class reunion was organized by Xiaoli, who is now the boss of a small enterprise with an annual income of tens of millions. At dinner, I told him about Mr. Pang at school. Xiaoli looked at me and said happily, Teacher Pang works for me and is my translator!

Ah! My surprise aroused the curiosity of my classmates. Several classmates close to Xiaoli explained to her: Xiaoli is helping people, not squeezing them. He is a conscientious and caring boss!

Students, you put the story in a nutshell: Mr. Pang continued to teach after graduation, but he never became a full-fledged teacher. There are only a few indicators every year. Mr. Pang was modest and sent away with a few simple words of leadership. I am still a substitute teacher every month, and my salary is meager.

The weather is unpredictable. Mr. Pang's child was hit by a car after school. The driver didn't leave any information. There were no high-tech cameras at that time. In order to treat the child, Mr. Pang borrowed a lot of debts. The child was badly hit and needed to be treated in the hospital for a long time. Mr. Pang's lover farmed in his hometown, and the only source of income at home was Mr. Pang's salary, but that salary simply could not afford expensive medical expenses. When he started to borrow money, everyone was sympathetic. After a long time, everyone began to avoid him.

Xiao Li learned about it when she went back to school to help her sister go through the admission formalities. At that time, Xiao Li's company was small, but there was no external business. I don't know whether it is out of sympathy for Mr. Pang or out of concern for him when he was at school. Xiaoli quietly helped Mr. Pang's son pay the hospitalization fee.

Xiaoli's company is getting bigger and bigger, and she has a lot of business dealings in Dubai. Teacher Pang didn't know what she heard there, so she volunteered to be an interpreter for Xiaoli directly, which was still free. Although Xiao Li doesn't do well in school, she is a master in business. So Mr. Pang quit his teacher and translated for Xiaoli. At first, Mr. Pang felt embarrassed to work for students, and he gradually got used to it. Xiao Li gave Mr. Pang the highest salary. In the words of Xiao Li, Mr. Pang is his most trusted employee!

Xiao Li invited Mr. Pang to attend the class reunion, but he insisted on not coming. He said he was embarrassed and thought it was not good to work for students all his life ... In fact, we all want to say to Mr. Pang: You are our favorite teacher and you are the best!

@ Provence, thank you for your support!

I am a township teacher myself. I have been teaching for more than 20 years. I worked hard in teaching and won dozens of prizes. Amateur devoted himself to writing, published hundreds of poems and won dozens of awards. However, due to policy factors, there is no promotion title so far, and the conditions are enough. The time limit for violation has passed, and there is no quota for normal promotion. In this way, it can be said that it is very bad to wait year after year and do the work of forgetting to eat and sleep with a meager salary.

By my side, there are indeed teachers with bad lives. A female teacher, who has been ill for half her life, often has a stomachache in class. She didn't insist on buying medicine. The organization asked her to retire or take a long vacation, but she still insisted on not deducting her salary. Her illness caused the couple to divorce, and her son worked outside, without a house or a car, and rented a house. Seeing her makes me want to cry.

Another middle-aged teacher, who doesn't like teaching, thinks about the second industry all day to make money. Informed criticism, the superior department, often makes a mess of his teaching achievements, but his wife runs a big restaurant and makes money every day. Every day, I go to school and finish class in a daze, and then I go to the hotel to direct the staff, so arrogant that even the principal doesn't care. In our hearts, he is really the worst teacher, but others call him a successful person, alas!

There are also two elderly teachers who live in rural areas and go to teach in villages more than ten miles away every week. They don't want to go up the mountain by bus, but ride bicycles to the foot of the mountain and then walk by cart. Every day, we boil steamed buns with boiling water, or order noodles and eat pickles. They don't know computers or smart phones, and all the materials and lesson plans are written in strokes. The family has little savings and barely makes ends meet, but the students they teach are first-class in the town. Do you think they are the worst?

In order to supplement the shortage of teachers in mountainous areas, the higher authorities have recruited a group of teachers with three supports and one support in recent years. There was a young man who stayed in a remote mountain village for five years and was almost thirty years old. However, due to geographical prejudice and low salary, she is still unmarried. The young girl thought he was handsome, but when she heard that he had no house, car or savings, she stopped seeing him. His teaching results are average, thinking that he can't find a partner within two years, so he has to give up his teaching work and find another way out in a big city. Is this a bad combination?

Alas, if we don't count them one by one, there are still many teachers living in debt and studying at home is very hard. All they say is tears. Let's work hard at our desks until late at night to see if we can solve my title problem next year and get rid of the indecent title of "rotten teacher"!

When I was in high school, my PE teacher, male, was in his fifties.

His undergraduate major was physics and he was assigned to teach in a school. He can't give lectures and communicate with students, and his parents react greatly. Finally, I was transferred to the countryside to teach, but it still didn't work.

He likes studying, thinking and has a strong learning ability. He passed the self-study exam and got the English undergraduate diploma. At that time, there was a shortage of English teachers, so he transferred from his hometown to the county middle school to teach English, but he still couldn't teach and organize teaching, and students ran around the classroom.

He is editing a teacher. He didn't make a mistake, so he can't be dismissed. The headmaster of the county middle school had to be uneasy to teach physical education class and physics, which shows that there are many "bean sprouts" subjects in physical education class. He taught physical education class for 30 years until he retired.

Because it is sports and bean sprouts, the school doesn't ask for advice, but he is very serious and works hard to have a good class. But in the eyes of students, physical education class is here to relax and play, so there is no need to be so serious. Because of this, he is often teased by students. Some naughty students put stickers on his back, pulled out the valve core of his bicycle and threw stones into his pot (his pot stove was in the aisle).

But he never gets angry, treats his students kindly, and often wants to reason with them, but students often avoid him because his "reason" is a concept of the last century, which is very trite.

However, I feel that this teacher is very authentic and lovely, but it just doesn't meet the requirements of the exam at that time.

My third-grade English teacher's name is Nie. Her name is auspicious, but her fate is really embarrassing.

1. His teaching level is really average, but he has a strong sense of responsibility.

He was about 40 years old when he taught me. He is an old high school student, who has changed from a private teacher to a public teacher.

In the 1980s and 1990s, there was a serious shortage of English teachers in township middle schools. Teacher Nie took up his post after short-term training, so his teaching level is really average. His memory is not very good. Sometimes he can't read the words he teaches us clearly, and he will humbly ask us how to read them.

At that time, the students also looked at the dishes and ate rice. Seeing that he is honest, he always likes to go against him. There was nothing he could do but sigh and beg us to learn more.

He has a stupid way in teaching, that is, let us mark the pronunciation of words in Chinese at the back, such as "apple" is "love running", "school" is "suffering" and so on. He also asked that every text must be memorized. By these methods, my English was still quite good.

He is short, unattractive, untidy and untidy, and has no position in school.

In school, his position seems to be very low. He always sits at the back of the meeting and belongs to the kind of person who is indifferent to the world and muddles along. Once I heard a female teacher call him "Wu Dalang", and he smiled and agreed. Another time, a young teacher called him Lao Nie in front of us because he changed classes, and he was angry with him. He didn't say anything.

He is a heavy smoker. Because of his poor family, he smokes 30 cents a box of big auspicious cigarettes, while many teachers smoke two yuan a pack of Messi and butterflies. Except in summer, he always wears a Zhongshan suit with almost no color. The girl sitting behind me once discussed this question curiously: Is this the only dress for Teacher Nie?

Another characteristic of him is that he is afraid of his wife. He is short, but his wife is tall and big. His wife was idle at school, and later set up a stall in her room to sell small stationery and snacks. In my impression, his wife always scolded him, saying that he didn't publicize buying things for her among his classmates. Teacher Nie always smiles uncontroversially, but never sells it to us. He was afraid that the whole school would become famous, which somewhat affected his prestige among teachers and students.

Bad news followed, and his two sons died one after another.

After I graduated, two years later, I heard that his eldest son had an accident on the construction site while working outside, and was killed, only 17 years old. Two years later, before Teacher Nie could get over his grief, his second son died in a car accident.

Nie's hair turned white the night he learned the bad news. His wife has also become crazy and can't take care of herself. Teacher Nie is heartbroken and disheartened, so she can no longer teach junior high school. After all, his wife had a bad influence at school, so the relevant departments arranged for him to go back to his hometown and work as a primary school teacher in that remote mountain village, and the news gradually faded.

Later, I heard that Teacher Nie adopted a daughter. A few years ago, I heard that the girl grew up and went to college, but she married after graduation.

Once I went back to my hometown and made a detour to his hometown mountain village to inquire about him. I asked several people, but no one had heard of Teacher Nie. If he were alive, he would be over 80 years old this year.

Teacher Nie is diligent and dedicated, honest and honest, but his fate is ill-fated, which has given him a sad life. But he is one of my most respected teachers, because he is sincere, tolerant and generous, and he is really a good man. If he survived the disaster, I sincerely wish him a happy and stable old age.

My junior high school teacher. A male teacher, in his forties, has a little harelip, can't speak clearly and can't speak about his wife. Later he married a daughter-in-law who was also a teacher. They have been married for several years and have no children. Later, I don't know where to find the folk prescription. I am pregnant, and I am considered an old woman.

His daughter-in-law is an English teacher. One day in class, I don't know what one of my classmates said. She knelt down on the spot and was rushed to the hospital. Only a narrow escape, gave birth to a little boy, but premature, was sent to the intensive care unit on the spot.

The English teacher here has been bleeding a lot. Once checked, pregnancy-induced hypertension and hyperglycemia are difficult to treat anyway. Later, it was said that it was only after a narrow escape that one life was recovered. Children can't be born again. We can only try our best to protect the premature boy.

From then on, the teacher lived from home to the hospital, and then from the hospital to home. Because the teacher often asks for leave, he has also been transferred from the head teacher to the remedial class.

A few years ago, our classmates got together, only to find that our teacher Fahua was born early, his back was bent, and he dozed off alone in the corner. Some students wanted to propose a toast to the teacher, but other teachers stopped them. The teacher said, "Your teacher is too tired, let him have a rest" and asked other teachers. She said that the English teacher became a medicine jar and the little boy grew up. He had heart surgery, but he still insisted on taking medicine. All the money your teacher earned over the years has been spent in the hospital!

Several of our classmates got along well and discussed on the spot to transfer money to the teacher. The teacher woke up in a ding-dong account, turned on his mobile phone, saw a red envelope and cried on the spot. He just said, "I didn't teach you well, so I can't accept it." Or our monitor grabbed the mobile phone to the teacher and said, "I'll give it back to you." I giggled and said, "No! One day and one night, the students laughed, and the teacher pointed at me, helpless!

This is probably the best teacher I know.