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In the 20th century, Duncan, a famous American dancer, was beautiful and graceful. She once pursued Bernard Shaw passionately. In her letter to Bernard Shaw, she said, "If only we got married, had children, and had my beautiful appearance and your wise mind!"

Bernard Shaw wrote humorously in his reply: "If the child born looks like me, but the brain is like you. How bad that would be! "

Bernard Shaw was walking in the street once and was knocked down by a young man riding a bicycle. The young man helped him up and apologized to him. Bernard Shaw patted the dust on his body with his hand, and then said slowly to the young man, "You are really unlucky. If you kill me, you will be famous all over the world. "

Bernard Shaw is very thin. At a banquet, a rich man with a big belly played with him: "Hello, Mr. Bernard Shaw, as soon as I saw you, I knew there was a famine in the world."

Bernard Shaw immediately replied, "As soon as I saw your husband like this, I knew the cause of hunger in the world."

Bernard Shaw is so famous that many people try to visit him. On one occasion, even King George VI of England visited him. After the greeting, the two lovers are lovers, and soon there is nothing to say. The king of England has no intention of leaving. Bernard Shaw can't give orders to the king, he just keeps looking at his pocket watch. The king of England will have to leave.

Afterwards, someone asked Bernard Shaw if he liked George VI. He said humorously, "He really made me like it when he left!"