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With your wife.

1. What are the sentences about loving your wife? 1 Hold your son's hand and grow old with him.

I will accompany you in this life, and happiness will accompany you to the old age.

Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

The moment I fell in love with you, I silently told myself that you were my first time and my last time.

what is love ? I don't understand. I only know that being with you is the happiest thing.

6 I became a joke when I fell in love with you; Miss you, I have become a dreamer; Pursuing you, I became a much-told story; Marry you, I became a myth; I want to say something from the heart to you: I love you more and more, I am not afraid to be a slave for you, I am willing to protect you every day, and I love you forever!

Holding your hand is equal to holding happiness, holding you in your arms is equal to holding happiness, and marrying you is equal to having real happiness!

I can give up all over the world, at least you are worth cherishing, and your appearance is a miracle of life.

The night flows like a ghost, and you light me up like an angel; How much do I love you? Both hair and beard are white and reluctant to part. The daytime is as boring as a desert, and you are as surprised as that wonderful flower; Don't worry about the future of the world, I won't waste my life with you!

2. Foreplay with your wife. First of all, you have to make your girlfriend emotional. If a woman is emotional, the bottom will be lubricated.

Don't worry when you do it. If you want to insert it as soon as you come up, you will definitely fail. First, the two snuggled together and said sweet love words to each other.

Then slowly touch each other's sensitive parts, so that the two sides slowly produce emotions. Then you can consciously touch or lick her most sensitive parts (including the parts with yin = =), and you should find out clearly at ordinary times.

When kissing, touching or licking, you can also say something in her ear that makes her emotional. Next, the most important thing is to wait until she really wants it, that is, when she actively asks you to insert it, put on a condom, and then let her hold your organ and enter slowly, without using force, so that she will not be nervous and afraid, and will enter more smoothly.