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1. After getting up in the morning, we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? The teacher never knew ...

(Instrument capacity)

Last night, my left eyelid kept jumping, and I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son?

(ominous)

The newspaper said that oysters polluted by heavy metals can "cure" cancer …

Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? You will make a fortune. ...

(carcinogenic)

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and a piece of shit" …

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure?

(A piece of chicken)

I accidentally got caught in my anus when I went shopping on Sunday. What bad luck.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is curious-whose anus is so big ...?

(steel door)

After visiting the flower market, I bought a "bargain" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher's comment: if you read it correctly, gladiolus will cry …

7. My history teacher has a long shawl, short stature, short temper and a little "chest" …

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, so tighten your skin." .

(intense)

8. I consider myself a good student, studying and "worrying" …

Teacher's comment: You have to worry-failure.

(excellent)

9. On the "bumpy road" of life, we should be firm in our own direction …

Teacher's comment: This road can be the ninth wonder after eight wonders of the world relayed the Terracotta Warriors.