Homophonic xiehouyu

Confucius was moved-lost everything (book)

Tofu with chopped green onion-clear and white

Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)

Pig Bajie takes photos-asking for embarrassment (see)

Make a summary on your arm-relax (comb) your heart

Father-Lao Su (Su)

Four beams of cotton-can't talk (play)

Military adviser-useless place (Wu)

The 12356-nothing (4)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-Wang (forgot). )

One foot two plus eight feet-shit (two feet)

Amodou pops up two lines-I think (silk) is wrong.

Spread a catty of flour into a cake-pour it backwards (thick)

Plunge into the charcoal pile-mold (coal) to the top

Steamed a peach with 100 kg flour-a waste (waste) snack.

A jacket made of cloth-it's all in it anyway. Who has the most right to wear this coat? )

One-legged pants-one set (skirt)

A bright lamp-without two hearts (core)

Be a widow for life-an old hand (guard).

Who is it? )

Twenty-five Liang-half crazy (sealed)

2345- lack of clothes (1)

23456789- Lack of clothes and food (1).

Two Mians and Four Bows —— A Detailed Talk (Drama)

The second girl combs her hair-no need.

Twelve o'clock accounts for three words-physical deficiency (Shen) and child deficiency (Xu)

Eighteen-year-old Gong E enjoys happiness (thinking of her husband)

Ten pence lost a penny-Long heard (nine pence)

Moonlight on the fifteenth-a lot (bright)

Mulberry leaves in October-who will pay attention to you, (the best way to deal with smoke bombs)

An 80-year-old woman yawned-the horizon is endless (teeth)

Walnuts in August-packed with people (benevolence)

A string of 800 copper coins-out of tune (hanging)

On the eighth day of September, I asked Chongyang-Soon (9)

Knife cutting Yuanxiao-unwilling (round)

Wear thin clothes for three or nine days in a row-there is a terrible wind.

How about Laoyou (Polygonum viviparum), a spinning girl for 30 years, sticking to the net? )

Three dollars for a tripe-make trouble everywhere (grass), (This shit shop has a bad tripe.

Many people)

Three Bodhisattvas-Miao Miao (Temple Temple)

Three-foot ladder-it's hard to say (eaves), (I feel this way about many topics)

Three hairs plus one hair-fashionable (four hairs)

Willow in March-exceptionally green (professional)

Born in the middle of the night-killing (Shihai)

Pulling pancakes by cart-more greedy (stall)

Barley fell into chaos without a clue.

Filling holes in the underground palace-not good (repairing temples)

The land Lord sits on the scale-Zhicheng (self-proclaimed)

The landlord is in prison-it's tiring (prison)

Earth God washes his face-lose (wet) face.

The land god falls into the well-labor (fishing) can't afford it.

The viscera of the landlord-solid (stone) heart and solid (stone) intestine

The earth god wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe)

Born and raised in Xinger —— Bitter Children (Core Children)

Soil Silkworm Drills into Peanut Shell-Pretending to Be Human (Benevolent)

No umbrella on rainy days-stingy (wet)

Rain and sunshine-fake love (sunny day)

Don't wear a hat on rainy days-it's raining on your head.

A jacket two feet wide.

Go to the henhouse and break your head-stupid (running) egg

Rolling Stones on the Mountain-Reality (Stone) and Reality (Stone)

Blow the trumpet on the mountain-fame spreads far and wide.

Shanxi Walnut-Deception (Full of Kindness)

Drumming in the Valley-Memories (Rings)

Thousand-year-old temple-Wuyin (monk), (It is said that there are many temples here, but few Buddhists? )

Kitchen God in Door God-Words (pictures) have words (pictures)

The janitor eats sugar cane-teaching (chewing paper)

Clap your hands on horseback-too far from the point (hoof)

Bend over and get wet by the heavy rain

Adzuki bean does nothing-it's always stuffy (stewed)

The young monk patted the fly on his head-aboveboard (beating) bright, (this online should be promoted.

This style of play)

The small stove turned over-bad luck (coal)

Tinkers wear glasses-find us (fault), (there are many professional shortsighted tinkers on this website)

The little girl combs her hair-help herself (braid), (this seems to be the best comment on the net rules! )

Tofu mixed with onion-one transparent (green) and two white.

Eating in a Small Bowl-Eating by the Sky (Supplement)

Hot water bottles are hung on the plane-high level (bottles), (especially some poems)

Blow the horn on the plane-daydreaming (ringing)

Set off firecrackers on the plane-think high (loudly)

Homophonic joke: once there was a meeting in the village, because of the homonym, the village head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't paste melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls. ) Feed the pigs in the jar-one by one.

Raising turtles in a jar-guarantee a short life.

Put turtles in a jar-the more you keep, the smaller they become.

Roll the dice in the jar-don't run.

Plant beans in a pot-they can't take root.

Grab spicy douban in the jar-spicy hand

Catch a turtle in a jar-it's easy to catch.

A flash in the pan

Talking without lighting a lamp-slang

Carving Bodhisattva with Sandalwood-the spirit is ineffective, but it is steady.

Oil tip made of ebony

Boiling duck in soup pot-sticking out a mouth

Tang Bohu entered Ning Wang Mi —— Playing the Mad and Selling the Fool

Tang Bohu pursues Chou-heung by hook or by crook.

Tang Sanzang's apprentice-three.

Tang Sanzang reads Buddhist scriptures-speaks with language.

Tang Sanzang crossed the flaming mountain-no curse.

Tang Sanzang crossed Pingdingshan-bad luck.

Tang Sanzang chanting-Hericium erinaceus suffers.

Tang Sanzang's Buddhist scriptures-all thanks to Monkey Sun.

Tang Sanzang bumped into the king of cattle hair-short tongue

Tangseng studies-serious.

Tang Priest's Buddhist scriptures-wholeheartedly.

Tang Priest believes in Bai Gujing-no distinction between man and demon.

Trains in Tangshan-unloading coal (mildew)

The wine in the hall is sold in the kitchen-it's cheap to stay indoors.

Hanging a dung bucket in the hall-notorious

Hanging skins in the hall is outrageous (painting)

Li Tang's name is not Li Tang Li Du (belly)

Duckweed in the pond-Rooted but not landed.

The loach in the pond can't turn over the big waves.

There is no fish in the pond-shrimp is expensive.

Sailing in the pond-there is no escape.

Make dolls with powdered sugar-suitable for sweet people.

Sugar squeezer-blowing sugar, melting sugar.

The mantis car is overbearing-it will come to no good end.

Mantis car-overcapacity.

The belly of mantis and the mouth of toad-Look at your example.

Mantis fell into the frying pan-it was crisp (sour) all over.

Mantis pounces on cicadas-regardless of future troubles.

Lying down and talking-not afraid of backache

A monkey burning his ass-his eyes are red with anxiety.

Hot porridge basin-it hurts if you throw it, but it hurts if you don't throw it.

Taochai enters the mountains-multi-clubs

Peach walked into the door with a pole-a disaster (goods)

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