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One day, a man was in the park, wearing only a bath towel. Suddenly, a boy ran over and pointed to the man's lower side and said, Uncle, can you lend me yours to play?

The man said: No! Children can't touch the things of adults.

The boy said again, ok! Uncle, lend me yours to play with!

The man added: When you grow up, there will be nothing unusual.

So the boy ran away bored. Soon, the man fell asleep in the park. But when he woke up, he found him lying in the hospital, and the boy was sitting next to him, so the man curiously asked the boy why he was lying in the hospital.

The boy answered him, I found you asleep, so I ran to play with it. Who knows that the more I play with it, the bigger it gets, and it spits at me. I was angry, so I hit it, so I just ...