Nonsense funny joke: I don’t reply to your message not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

1. Whoever can improve my grades will be yours, including my life.

2. Other classes have good grades, good discipline, and are liked by the teacher, but our class has nothing but good looks.

3. Those obstacles that you can't overcome are not because of your short legs!

4． When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

5． It is said online that everything in the world can be summed up in two sentences: none of your business and none of my business. I thought it was very classic. After I returned home, I told my wife and asked her to help me test it! As a result, she said: I'm pregnant. Me: It's none of your business. . . Close me. . . Damn it, you are cruel! ! !

6. Taking the math test is like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence that comes out is that I tried my best. /xuexi/

7. Brother, bring my headphones over. I think you should say please. Brother, bring over my headphones.

8. Winter is the most rogue, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

9. I have very high requirements for bedding, and you are the most satisfactory to me.

10. I really hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. You can see how I can kill you.

11. I have heard of many ways to lose weight, but I still live my whole life fat.

12. Do you know why you don’t have a partner? Because in this season of stockings, you are wearing a pair of long johns.

13. Not replying to your message is not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold. /

14. When I heard the weather forecast said that the temperature was going to drop, I laughed. This is not cooling at all, this is simply freezing!

15. Do you have any friends who have traveled abroad? For example, if you have been to Saipan, Maldives or something, please tell me a detailed travel cost guide. I have a class reunion recently and may use it when chatting

16. Holes in jeans are already fashionable, but when will pilling in sweaters and scarves become fashionable?

17. Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead.

18. There is always that one person who can defeat you just by smiling at you, such as the head teacher outside the window.

19. What is it called when the person you have a crush on also has a crush on you? imagination.

20. Not all girls like money, there are some kind-hearted girls who also like small animals, such as Land Rover, BMW, Jaguar, Hummer, Bugatti Veyron, and Tmall.

21. Give me a chance to be a dog, and I will pounce on you without hesitation.

22. If you think I'm fat, just say it clearly and don't mince words. You walk step by step!

23. If heaven is sentimental, heaven will also grow old. If man is sentimental, he will die early!

24. Find someone who can make you laugh. I'm not suitable for you. I can only make you cry.

25. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten how I answered at that time.

26. When someone pretends to be cool, I will lower my head. It’s not that I’m shy, I’m looking for a brick!

27. It's nothing to have acne, it's your cute bubbling.

28. When a man is dumped, it's about money; when a woman is dumped, it's about appearance; when I'm dumped, there's something wrong with your fucking head.

29. It seems hard to keep the things you like, such as money.

30. The OPPOR7 can be charged for 5 minutes for two hours of talk time, and the LeTV super phone can be charged for 5 minutes for 3.5 hours of talk time. It's like you're charging my phone bill.