Learn some humorous quotations every day.

Learn some humorous quotations every day.

Learn Humor and Eloquence Every Day is a book published by China Textile Publishing House on 20 10. The author is Xiang Xing. It mainly tells the humorous wisdom of famous people in ancient and modern times, 400 humorous cases and hundreds of humorous eloquence tricks and methods. The following are the classic funny quotations I collected for you about learning humor and eloquence every day. Welcome to reading.

Talking about women is the most relaxing topic for men together? As long as they don't talk about their women.

People belittle people who are lower than themselves and laugh at people who are higher than themselves. In this way, everything is under us.

The beauty of women has a calming effect on men, and then it causes their inner turmoil.

4. The masses are broad and thick, but neither of them is high enough.

Everyone feels special, which is a common phenomenon.

6. Unfortunate people usually get comfort from people less fortunate than him.

7. Everyone quarrels internally and can cope with quarreling with others.

8. Animals are still spinning around, but people go astray.

9. When others laugh at us, we also laugh at their ridicule.

10, time? What a profound sentence! But every era is superficial.

1 1, what people show on the surface is often like powder gas on women.

12, girl? Another meaning is that after that age, it begins to be bad.

13, everyone is radiant with love, and everyone is ashamed of marriage.

14. If marriage is a grave, then the marriage certificate is a tombstone, divorce is resurrection, and remarriage is moving to the grave.

15, loneliness is a person's loss, and love makes two people lose together? Forgot to get lost.

16, the so-called vulgarity is the sum of all animals in one's self.

17, love relieves our tension in one aspect, but causes more tension in other aspects.

18 generally speaking, people's thinking is the operation process of desire in their minds? Inner rehearsal.

19, solitude is a person's real hometown. Love is the temptation of exotic scenery, and marriage is the death of strangers.

20. Beauty is a woman's duty. If a woman is not beautiful, she is suspected of dereliction of duty.

2 1, people often fall into passivity because of unnecessary initiative, which leads to "have to" because of "unnecessary".

People like to listen to scandals. Only in this way can they feel good about themselves.

23. People are so used to being nervous that not being nervous has become another form of tension for him.

24. Compliments are like scratching. As long as you eat the right part, all the people who are praised feel comfortable and intoxicated.

25. People have desires and egos when they are alive. Desire begs all the way, and the individual peddles along the street.

26. If a single person is a bachelor, then marriage is the bond between two sticks? Also known as nunchakus.

27. It seems that everyone is unwilling to put on a certain style and wait for others to review it.

28. Jealousy in love may still be an appetizer, but jealousy in marriage will only turn people off.

29. A frog sitting at the bottom of a well watching the sky is also an amazing concentration.

30. Most beautiful women, the first time we saw her was her highest state.

3 1, our close attention to all kinds of news and trivia shows that we are irrelevant.

32. Many people get married and have families, and never have their own home again. Society is outside, home is still society.

33. Some traditional customs in the world are not much better than those deeply rooted in human nature.

34. Few people really love others. People just want to get love by giving a little love. This is a kind of fishing.

People are no less interested in talking about other people's bad things than bragging about their own good things.

36. Hell is a place where people are crowded together. If heaven is overcrowded, it will become hell.

37. Love is like a big meal, and marriage is often just its leftovers.

38. Interest direction, even sideline, is already overcrowded.

39. If you fantasize about desire and the theme of desire, then everyone's imagination is no less than genius.

40. Just as a frustrated person often tells his previous brilliant experiences in front of others, a successful person always tells others about his previous hardships and sufferings.

4 1. People collect all kinds of things to decorate themselves all their lives to prove themselves. That's a long story.

42. People keep blaming others just to raise themselves. It's like a rocket spewing flames and then taking off with this recoil.

43. It seems that everyone doesn't go back to their home, and everyone is knocking at other people's doors. But the door of other people's house will never open, because there is no one there.

44. People walk in the wrong direction with correct steps. Yes, they will arrive at the wrong destination accurately and on time.

45. The psychological trauma left by the past lives in a person's mind and memory like a ghost. They will come out from time to time to be haunted.

46. When a man is about to be ecstatic and cheer his wife to say goodbye to him for a few days, he must pretend to be dignified and reluctant on the surface. The depression and hypocrisy caused by marriage can be seen from this.

47. The pursuit of luxury stems from a person's deep inferiority complex. Although many people are full of famous brands, they are literally selling goods.

48. Most people's ideology is a patchwork of things. This thing is fragmented and crumbling, and every accessory that makes it has a different source.

49. People's fierce attack on one thing often does not reflect their judgment, but more shows that they still have a lot of Yu Nu.

It is not enough for a group of boring people to get together. They only make boredom worse, just like a slight noise that amplifies the volume.

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