Let's listen to some jokes about the army.

Military training instructors' hilarious quotations ~ After reading 1 Who dares to say that instructors are not cute? What are you laughing at? My teeth are going to laugh. Do you want to drink porridge tonight? 2. When standing in the military posture, a girl shouted: Report! There are spiders! The instructor was surprised and asked, is there a pig? Where is the pig? 3, abdomen! Not pregnant yet! What is your stomach? 4. A boy smiled at the girl phalanx, and the girl phalanx instructor shouted: What are you looking at? Never seen a beautiful woman? I want you to see it! Not handsome, so ugly depends on the girls in our class! 5. When an instructor was standing in the military posture, he saw someone in the other phalanx faint, so he turned to the people in his phalanx and said, We are not allowed to fall down here! When I fell, I ignored him and stepped on him ... everyone was speechless. 6. Next time you move, pull it out and shoot it for fifteen minutes! A word worth pondering. . ) 7. Put your feet on the ground! (a painful step ~~~) 8. The pace of the market is even smaller! The ligament of the person behind is almost strained! 9. Are you waiting in line? Why is there a curved straight line in front of me? 10, move again! Move again and I'll kick you out! 1 1. The teeth are very white. What toothpaste should I use? 12, (when I walk badly) Hey, I have to pin my dream on the next session! This is what happens to you! (When he left) Wow, self-taught without a teacher! 13, talent! Talents in the new century! 14, your father (some people)! ! Every day is not serious! ! Look at the way you walk in anger! Meow (cat) step is not like meow step! Isn't that our junior high school instructor? ) 15, around, around, ... Yes, that's it ... What's the matter? You want to eat! (Our high school instructor said) 16. Students, what does a brisk walk mean? On the basis of your shopping, take your hand out of your trouser pocket and swing it back and forth. Ok, listen to the password: "March in haste" (well explained) 17. Don't let me see your white teeth, or I'll expose your teeth to the sun! (Sorry for Grandpa Sun ~~) 18, move, move! I know your martial arts are hidden. Don't you dare to challenge the authority of discipline, I'll waste your martial arts later! 19, don't guess my password ~ ~ ~ (sometimes it moves quickly) 20. "Who took my microphone?" (Pointing at the horn) 2 1. Being with you is really worrying about my teenage head! 22. Don't buy me anything in the team! 23. The instructor taught us to sing military songs. After a group of us went up to sing, the instructor buried his face below and said,' I thought I was singing out of tune, but I didn't expect you to run faster than me. How can I bring out your class of soldiers? 24. Don't look at me, look at me. Such a handsome guy doesn't even know what he looks like in front of you, a group of stupid children! 25, I tell you! What a small step! Be nervous! Ah! Like this! Be Big! (There are so many interjections) 26. Everyone has it! (a little embarrassed ~~) 27. If you don't listen, I will find a pervert to take you! This hat messed up my hairstyle. Go out and don't say I brought it. . . (Despair? ) 30. Believe it or not, I will push you out with one foot! What does shrimp mean? )