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What is history? (Funny answer)

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Answer: Pangu said: I will open it! The *** worker said: I will hit it! Nuwa said: I will make it up! jv ^"xd~\

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Shen Nong said: I will try it! Jingwei said: I will fill it in! Kuafu said: I'll chase him! Hou Yi said: I will shoot! Chang'e said: I didn't shoot! hKg[, UE-V

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Huang Di said: I will fight! Chi You said: I'm going to die! Yao said: I give up! Shun said: I will give in too! Yu said: What should we do? Qi said: Let me give you a head! Zhlt;-;Yii]

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Jie said: Fun! Tang said: Rebellion! Xia died. D `#Y|*Ua

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Zhou said: Happy! King Wu said: I rebelled too! Zhou died. $gt;"hMN$

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Youwang said: Light the fire! Bao Si said: Stimulate! Zhou died. UDjR6^1I

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Jing Ke said: I stabbed! Ying Zheng said: No! iQ6D){B!

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Confucius said : I am benevolent! Mencius said: I am righteous! Lao Tzu said: I am doing nothing! Zhuangzi said: I am free! Han Feizi said: Catch them all! Sy0SCWps

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Zhang Liang said: I will make suggestions! Han Xin said: I command the three armies! Xiao He said: I will make plans! Emperor Gaozu said: Wife, what should I do? Queen Lu said: "It's all clicked!" Wenjing said: I will rule; Emperor Wu said: I will prosper; Guangwu said: I will revive; Emperor Xian said: I won't count. Zhang Qian said: I know it; Ban Chao said: I know it too; Su Wu said: You know nothing! Wei Qing said: I will fight; Huo Qubing said: I will fight too; Li Guang said: I will fight again; Zhaojun smiled faintly, and the world was at peace. Dong Zhuo said: I am powerful; Lu Bu said: I am handsome; Diao Chan said: Which of you two is more powerful? Dong Zhuo is finished. Cao Cao said: Take off my shoes to welcome Lao Xu; Liu Bei said: Bring me the donkey and visit Zhuge; Sun Quan said: Zhou Lang has his own clever plan to bring peace to the world; Zhou Yu said: Come on, burn Lao Cao to death; Zhuge said: The world is divided into three parts. , everyone has a share; Sima Zhao said: Learn from Comrade Liu Bei; the Jin Dynasty has begun. Sima Qian said: If you want to succeed, don't be afraid of being imprisoned; Ban Gu said: I want to publish a book; Sima Xiangru said: The fee for a poem is one thousand; Cao Cao said: I want to write a poem after copying it; Cao Zhi said: What's so difficult about writing a proposition? Kong Ming said: I want to write a mobilization order; Tao Qian said are you tired? So he packed up and went home.

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Xiao Daocheng said: I have a straight; YnL8 E}

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Chen Baxian said: Reshuffle the cards... 8-P7yT

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Yang Guang said: Go to Yangzhou to see flowers; b: JLxq5U

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Li Yuan said: Spend it at public expense Travel; /p>

Li Zhi said: Wife, what do you mean; p N$`I

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Wu Zetian said: That might as well be me who has the final say; hwO {a5}

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Xue Gang said: I have betrayed you! K'GI08amp;ku

King Luo Bin said: Goose fat; ; aDMAPEJ

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Wang Bo said: deep love; lt; ttipm #

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Li Bai Said: The wine is delicious; uW xeJQ

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Wang Wei said: The scenery is quiet; u!X 6}(=ns

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Meng Haoran said: romantic; qwnul=

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Du Fu said: the house leaks; zhur[wQj)

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Bai Juyi said: It’s OK to sing the pipa while thinking about it; o]:\yg0

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Li Shangyin: I have nothing to say.

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Chai Rong said: I have a share of the three military waste expenses; S Z famp; C7,

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Zhao Kuangyin said: This year Yellow robes are popular;'k[kFaBl

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Kou Zhun said: Bring a bottle of vinegar with you to negotiate; #xqe)=

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Li Gang said: Protect the family and the country; 8Y[/`Bp

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Huizong said: There is no guarantee; ' z?A3\,O,

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Qinzong said: I want to go home; 87D^Tt$8C

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Jin Wuzhu said: No way... 5Sw1 O

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Zhao Gou said: Catch the person named Yue; 8{QaI0}

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Yue Fei said: What crime do I have? }i!ED5!N

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Qin Hui said: Maybe there is... 1vlt; 94d7

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Lu Youyou: I am going to die; "3eoSoo

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Wen Tianxiang said: Good death, I cheer for you! /kB" ij`

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Wanyan said: Jin Da; Pi!pNro

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Genghis Khan said: You are so big! P_GNka

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Kublai Khan said: I have the final say on the Eurasian continent... Y3e*m

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Zhu Yuanzhang said: Build the wall high; wZ}r\,

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Emperor Jianwen said: Sun inherited the ancestral legacy; Sd\ (7Namp; T

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Zhu Di said: I am looking for my father; `mKp.gt; Pf.

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Yan Song said: Qing history left a message; TDbG'0tLv

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Chongzhen said: Yuan Chonghuan, your conscience is greatly damaged... R ~ EB{c

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Li Zicheng said: Take a break and find a lady; NKt/ bL; gt;

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Wu Sangui said: Dare to pick up my wife; pg P\~BK

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Huang Taiji said: Sangui is a good comrade.

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Shunzhi said: Love the country more than the beauty; VR}-

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Kangxi said: A country is easy to manage its sons but hard to teach; 0PBV{U"F

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Yongzheng said: If you say I am ruthless, I will show you how ruthless I am; vQ \}: ROamp; 4

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Qianlong said: Who is my father; S\ ifrc

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Shi Naian said: Tiangang covers the earth; eKzyt H

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Luo Guanzhong said: Cao Liu shook the waist of the river; Ys_O[, u

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Wu Chengen said: Total Westernization; Q2Le"\5u@

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Cao Xueqin said: Can the things done by scholars be considered obscene; de\G/Kk)

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Pu Songling said: I am a different kind of person, who should I be afraid of? D"Vq?unFke

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Lin Zexu said: I sell; FPlt; NWU~!

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Hong Xiuquan said: I will rebel; o9{8L

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Kang Youwei said: I will change; *hNkr" '

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Sun Yat-sen said: Look at me. $, KKr

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Cixi said: You must be good at puppet shows; {A.E768amp;$

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Li Lianying said: There are slaves to serve; iUAmX8

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Yuan Shikai said: Those who steal the country are princes? 6yu1M59q?n

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