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One has a dog from proper limit.

Dogs can become pets because they can observe faces, observe colors and master people's hearts.

My dog was killed by a car a month ago. I was very sad and secretly vowed not to tease dogs. Dogs are too spiritual animals to avoid mental injury again.

My colleague next door has a golden retriever, which was as small as my dog when I bought it. At that time, my dog was still alive, so I was very kind to it. Sometimes I would keep a little golden retriever in Doby.

Later, the golden retriever grew so big that I was afraid of it, so I didn't tease it. Plus my dog is gone, I'm even less interested in it, and I hide when I see it.

On Sunday, the sun blinded me and I was not in the mood to go out. I had to stay in the dormitory and play with my mobile phone.

The room was small and stuffy, so I took a small chair and sat in the aisle.

Colleagues next door work overtime. He usually waits for everyone to go to work before putting the dog in the aisle. Because the dog's place is hot.

I saw the dog walking slowly in the corridor when I came out, fearing that it would come to me. Although I know it won't bite, I'm still a little afraid of it. So, I found a board to separate me from it, forming a state of confrontation between Chu and Han, playing games with each other and not disturbing each other.

At first, it stood beside the board and looked at me with pathetic eyes. I ignored it, just playing with my mobile phone. Deeply bored, it walked away silently, found a piece of land to lie down and stared at me.

I ignored it and buried myself in reading novels, but I couldn't concentrate. My eyes will pay attention to its movement from time to time.

He was deeply bored. He lay down for a while, stood up and took a few steps, looked at me, and found a place to lie down. So repeatedly, but very quiet, without making a sound.

After a while, I was hungry. I went in and got a steamed bread to eat. As soon as it saw me stand up, it stood up and watched my movements.

I broke off half a steamed bread and gave it tentatively. It can't wait to contain in the mouth, "pa" swallowed twice.

As soon as I saw that it was edible, I went in and gave it another one. This time, it was a bit dignified, tossing from side to side, rolling into its mouth with its tongue, chewing leisurely and swallowing.

Then it and I parted ways.

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and my throat is dry and smoky.

I took an iced watermelon to eat, and a sudden chill put out the fire in my heart. After eating, throw the watermelon skin into the trash can near the boundary between Chu and Han, and then take another piece to eat.

When I threw the last piece of watermelon skin into the trash can and sat back in the small chair, the dog walked slowly to the trash can and looked at me with his eyes.

I thought to myself: Does it want to eat watermelon skin? I tried to throw a piece to it, and it immediately bit it with its teeth, took it to a place it thought was safe, and chewed it eagerly. After a while, only a thin layer of watermelon skin was left, which was covered with small holes, and all the red sacs I hadn't eaten were chewed clean.

Abandoning it, it walked to the trash can and looked at me with its eyes. I threw another piece, and it took the watermelon skin to the place where it had just eaten and enjoyed it.

Until all four pieces of watermelon skin were eaten, I said to it: no, this is the last piece. It won't come, just lie on the edge of those watermelon skins and rest.

I finally understand why people like to keep pet dogs. Too rational, too measured. When the owner is happy, it rolls happily, and when the owner is unhappy, it lies beside it sadly and quietly. Give it food, and it wags its head and tail to show its happiness. If it doesn't give it food, it will stay by and look at you with big sad eyes.

It is like a child and likes to play with its owner.

Several times, when the colleague next door went to mop the floor, he jumped up happily and grabbed the mop.

When someone takes a mop, it will run in and hide.

Some people are not as rational as it is.

A colleague likes to play Tik Tok, and his voice is still the loudest. The whole office is forced to listen to all kinds of jokes and jokes with him, whether you like it or not. Even the laughter he followed was unrestrained.

Maybe he feels that all good things should be shared, especially happiness. It is his bounden duty to let everyone listen to such interesting jokes together.

However, everyone knows the joke. Some people listen to funny jokes, while others are more annoying.

Don't be self-righteous, as an old friend said, "Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you." I prefer the old saying that carrots and vegetables have their own tastes. Your bear's paw, human arsenic.

Comfort is the most important thing in getting along with people. You are comfortable because you don't cross the line and know how to be measured.