The funniest homophonic terrier (60 general sentences)

The funniest homophonic encyclopedia 1. A hunter killed a fox, then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

2. I seem to be getting fat. I will accompany you to lose weight, so we won't eat meat.

3. "What if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" Confession balloon

4. Let me share with you the types of peppers, which are not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

I can't get entangled in the thought of that snake every day.

6. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

7. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it quietly, fill it quietly, and leave a little secret."

8. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

9. If you don't even talk about falling in love, what are you talking about, crow's feet?

10. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they were scattered after washing. Did you hear that? They dispersed a long time ago.

1 1. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Are girls with Android phones stuck when they laugh?

12. The wechat group of Rabbit and Bear was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

13. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, and it was also a kindness for the crab to cook it.

14. Even if I don't hear back, will you return to Sichuan pork?

15. If you don't love me, there is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

17. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.

18. My uncle beheaded and became fierce because he became a vulture.

19. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. It will be sour after drinking it! Sour drinks!

20. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

The funniest homophonic peduncle encyclopedia II 2 1. Suddenly, Guo, the agent, called his wife kidney calculi: Stone in winter. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

22. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

23. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

24. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

25. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

26. Don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

27. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you are sad, you want to chew.

28. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "Why laugh at others if you don't say anything?"

29. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

30. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

3 1. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

32. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

33. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

34. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

35. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "there are several demons in the piano."

36. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

37. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

38. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

39. What song did Yugong sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

40. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

The funniest homophonic peduncle encyclopedia 3 4 1. You haven't even tasted me. What did you taste? Pinru?

42. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

43. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

44. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

45. The bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

46. I don't care What do you care? Italy?

47. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

48. Even if I don't answer, what are you answering, the temptation to go home?

49. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for his hand to raise his knife. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can post a lot for you to search ..."

50. Now is really the next four tights: tight masks, tight clothes and tight trousers.

5 1. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

Once upon a time, the snake wanted the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

53. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

54. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"

55. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

56. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

When I went to the zoo today, I saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It's called eating children's cheese.

58. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

59. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

60. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.