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Zhu Yuanzhang's joke of being emperor

In the twenty-second year of Hongwu in Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang did the most cultured and uncultured thing, that is, abridged Mencius and dared to challenge Yasheng. Twenty years ago, the emperor, who was born as a farmer, rebelled, was a monk, a thief, hostile to civilization, culture, literati and articles, ordered Mencius' memorial tablet to be withdrawn from the Confucian Temple, and his rights were revoked. The civil and military officials in the Qing Dynasty panicked, and everyone was a disciple of Confucius and Mencius. If they don't carry out the orders, it will be ridiculous to carry them out. Fortunately, the astrologer of Qin came out to speak. He said that this is a harbinger that the sky will be angry and chaotic. Does your majesty have any policy measures that make heaven uneasy? Zhu Yuanzhang paused and hesitated. First, after all, he is a farmer, and he is an extremely poor farmer who depends on the weather for food in a small-scale peasant economy society. Because he lives on the weather, he has this fear of heaven in his genes. Others dare not lose their temper with him, but if God wants to lose his temper, he still can't help but care. Second, although he is the son of heaven, he is arrogant and no one can help him. However, no matter how great and clever he is, his life is in the hands of God. Yan wants you to die even more, and will not leave you until dawn. Therefore, the essentially farmer gave in, canceled the imperial edict, and finally allowed Mencius to share a cold pig's head when offering sacrifices to Confucius. In the Qing Dynasty, the farce of peasant emperors retiring from Meng was recorded in Miracle Pavilion Collection.