Looking for a joke to make your girlfriend laugh?

During the Dragon Boat Festival, the company distributed rice dumplings to foreigners.

The next day, someone asked: "jeson, are the rice dumplings delicious?"

jeson: "Yes, they are delicious, but the lettuce outside is a bit hard."

One day, a pig and cat went to play in the deep forest. The cat accidentally fell into a trap. The pig went to find the rope. The pig said, "What should I do?" The cat said, "Give me the rope." The pig threw the rope down. The cat didn't cry and said: "Why did you drop it?" The pig said: "Then what should I do?" The cat said: "You should hold the other end of the rope and pull me up. After a while. The cat Said: "Why did you jump down?" The pig said: "How can I hold the other end of the rope if I don't jump down?" "The cat still cried.