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Miao people's road songs
The door of the Confucian gentleman, the hands are powerless, and the legs are powerless. As for the 100,000 mountains in the southwest, such a "modest gentleman" is absolutely afraid to go, and outsiders here look down on it. To others, the Miao people are just Man Zi, who eat and drink blood like animals and have no education.
As we all know, the Miao people are simple and kind, and can sing and dance well. Young men and women are passionate and free to fall in love. In case of the "saints" of Neo-Confucianism, such as love song duets and cursive trysts, I am afraid that the pool will not be flat.
Some people are not Confucian scholars and don't like Neo-Confucianism. It is Wang Yangming's mind, the unity of knowing and doing, and he is quite happy to see his ignorance. As a result, most of the customs in the scenic spot are true, not polluted or false.
That song "Song of Road Blocking" is very interesting.
In the scenic spot, if the guests want to "leave the village", the Miao people will definitely come out to "Kasha". What is "Kasha"? This is Miao language, which means "Song of the Road".
Whenever we get together, we should be full of wine and food. But the moon is high, and it's going to break up. At this time, there will be a group of seventeen-year-old girls in Miao village, holding hands and smiling at the village entrance. If the guests can talk and sing, say hello to the girls, let go of the wine throat and sing a few songs before leaving.
This custom of Miao family is also an excellent opportunity for young men and women to make friends and spread love. For thousands of years, it has gradually become the custom of dating, flirting and flying songs. Therefore, the "song of the road" will not be difficult for the elderly and children.
If there are school-age girls among the guests, the boys in the village will "stop singing". If the guest is an unmarried young man, the girls will surround him. Without a dozen songs, the young man may not be able to get out of the stockade. Brother and sister had a good time and the scenery was unique.
Then how to stop and sing?
The guests walked between the stone roads in the village and were ignored. When a group of people crossed the square and approached the village entrance, the young men and women in Miao village joined hands and greeted them in twos and threes, blocking the way out of the village.
The guests had to stop and "sing" began.
If you want to sing a song, it is naturally a "roadblock". You have to sing a song first, and then the guests will answer it. If the guests can sing, they can also change from answering to asking questions. In a few words, they can clearly understand each other's preferences of boys or girls.
If you can't answer well or answer badly, you can't leave the village gate. Another way is to meet someone who is all thumbs. Miao people also believe that "wine emboldens courage". If you are not good at words, you are probably afraid or don't like words. Pass a few bowls of rice wine. If you can't sing, you have to drink it all at once.
In the long run, I will be drunk, and I can probably sing a few songs without singing. If you don't drink well, people will get drunk before the song is finished, and that will become a joke. In the future, you will be unable to hold your head in Miao villages in various townships.
With a little thought, I was born as a Miao, and I can't sing, drink or speak well. Even if it's not a joke, most of them don't get along.
"Song of blocking the road" is a way of "staying and persuading guests" inherited by Miao family, and it is also a custom of "courtship" for young men and women to get to know each other, know each other and even fall in love.
Miao people can sing and dance well, which is not only their nature, but also the custom of "courtship between men and women" for thousands of years. Young people who sing well and are beautiful can easily find the right person, and most of their descendants can sing and dance well. Silly, stupid, sorry-looking, lonely, old, muddled through life. With this inheritance, how can Miao people not praise beauty? !
If you are good at singing and dancing, single and interested, you can go to more scenic spots. Maybe it's a good marriage that brother and sister are affectionate and hit it off at first sight. ...
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