Zen master joke

1, the young man asked the Zen master:? Master, why have I worked so hard and experienced so many ups and downs that nothing has improved?

The Zen master smiled and answered? Life is just a cycle. The key is the process. Don't care too much about the result. What doesn't have to go back to its original place after a circle?

The youth said smoothly:? Fermion. ?

2. The young man asked the Zen master:? My heart is like a door. When she leaves, close it. I may not be able to love anymore.

The Zen master said thoughtfully:? Look at this flower, how beautiful it is. Before it is beautiful, how can you make your heart unable to be cheerful? "

The young man said, "well," the Zen master continued, "is there anything open that is closed?" "The young man replied casually.

3. The young man asked the Zen master: Master, why do I try to obey each other's wishes in everything, but I can't make friends?

The Zen master smiled and answered? When dealing with people, we should pay attention to mutual equality and give and take; Interpersonal relationships should be balanced, and symmetry is destroyed. What about quality?

The youth said smoothly:? Higgs mechanism. ?

The young man asked the Zen master: I always get along with my brothers. They hate me, and I hate them?

The Zen master smiled and took out a chopstick and handed it to the young man: Come on, break it? Young people pick up chopsticks and break them easily.

The Zen master took out another hundred chopsticks, and the young man grabbed them and broke them all.

The Zen master pondered for a moment, his hands sealed, and the compassionate Chiba palm chopped the young man to death.

5. The young man asked the Zen master: Master, why do I always encounter things that are not satisfactory for no reason?

The Zen master smiled and answered? Everything has a cause and a result. How can you have something of your own for no reason?

The youth said smoothly:? Tensor is something that changes like a tensor. ?

6. Youth:? Master, I worked hard for a long time at the end of the term, but my grades were still not good. My GPA has dropped a lot. Is there any way to keep my GPA from rising but not falling?

The Zen master smiled and answered? The tide rises and falls, and the full moon is short. Is there any law in this world that keeps growing but will never fall?

Youth just a thoughtfully and said? Entropy? .

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