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A little gecko came into the kitchen and I was scared to death. I am naturally very afraid of geckos and now I don’t dare to go to the kitchen to cook.
Haha, what is there to be afraid of like a little gecko! ?
First, geckos are not poisonous. It doesn't matter even if it comes into contact with him.
Secondly, geckos are actually very timid. If they encounter a stimulus, their first reaction is to run away.
Third, geckos like dark environments. If you don’t come back very late or go out very early, it’s not easy to meet them.
Fourth, geckos are beneficial insects. If there is a gecko outside your window, you will rarely be bitten by mosquitoes. It is your guardian in summer.
Fifth, the dried gecko eviscerated product is used in traditional Chinese medicine, named "Tianlong". It has the effects of nourishing the lungs and kidneys, replenishing essence and blood, relieving cough and asthma, antispasmodic and wind-removing, and dissipating and reducing swelling. It can cure Lymphadenitis, neuralgia, chronic arthritis, breast lumps. It is a very, very good medicinal material.
Look at the text you typed. There are many words for geckos, which means you won’t be afraid when you see these two words. You may wish to read some stories, articles, and novels about geckos online or elsewhere, and slowly understand the habits of geckos. The more familiar something is to you, the less scared you will be. Don't look at the pictures at first to avoid irritating yourself, and don't be afraid in the future. Gradually you will become familiar with it and won’t be afraid anymore.
As for the gecko, as long as you don’t disturb it, it will never bully you. Good luck.
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