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Joke video of Hong Kong college entrance examination
On April 6th, during the Hong Kong Diploma of Secondary Education Examination (HKDSE), some candidates were nervous during the examination, and even farted for two hours continuously, which made the candidates in the back table unable to concentrate on the examination. After inquiry, it was found that the candidates in the same examination room were more or less affected.
The unlucky candidate at the back table posted that at first he thought the front table was just a moment of tension, but he didn't expect the front table to fart all the time, which really made him unable to stand the smell, so he had to hold his breath and his mind was blank.
In the listening test, he couldn't hear two questions clearly and couldn't write the answers. In the next 75 minutes, because the candidate at the front desk kept farting, his thinking was confused and his answer was greatly affected. Even the clothes are covered with fart, and the candidates who can't help but vomit at the front desk have no public morality!
It is understood that the Hong Kong Diploma in Secondary Education Examination (HKDSE), also known as the "Hong Kong College Entrance Examination", shows its importance. Once the post was exposed, it triggered a hot discussion among netizens. Some messages say "Laugh to tears" and "It really sucks" ...
Presumably, the boy who posted in the back table won't laugh. He worked hard to prepare for the exam, everything was ready, and he was full of ambition, but he was inexplicably screwed up by the front desk and his grades were abnormal. He also innocently endured the fart of strangers for two hours. It is really "falling from the sky."
I understand the feeling of this poster, because he is also very sensitive and can't stand others farting in public.
John Locke said: Politeness is the first important habit that teenagers should pay special attention to.
Candidates at the front desk can stay for 2 hours even if they are nervous. How rude! To be a person with a sense of public morality, you can't do whatever you want.
There is a classic workplace joke to the effect that at rush hour, a group of people from different companies take the elevator upstairs to the office. There is a staff member and his leader.
Suddenly someone farted, and suddenly the narrow space was full of smell and embarrassment. Some people cover their noses, others bow their heads and refuse to admit that they put them on themselves. No one said sorry.
Fortunately, I got out of the elevator quickly and the crowd dispersed in a hubbub. The clerk took the report to the leader for approval, but it failed. He asked the reason, and the leader said with a pun, you can't afford a big one, what else can you do?
That leader is really bad. He refused to apologize for his departure, and he wanted his subordinates to take responsibility. People give him little shoes to wear if he doesn't top the bag.
A leader who dares to let go, but dares not admit it, and has no quality, is simply full of something, and is doomed to go far in his career.
In fact, many private actions are not suitable for public places. People's most taboo things, such as farting, spitting, smoking, burping, eating garlic, bad breath, etc., are easy to cause discomfort to others.
If everyone chooses to be impolite and ignores the feelings of others, it will be so unsightly and chaotic.
The Analects of Confucius said: Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you.
? Of course, what you can't accept cannot be imposed on others.
If someone makes particularly bad behavior, it can only show that disrespect for occasions and others is not the embodiment of quality and is easy to cause disgust.
Speaking of fart, in fact, most people are quite embarrassed and feel that they can't say it at the dinner table.
Once, I went to the hospital to visit a beautiful patient and asked her how she was recovering. Can she eat? She rubbed her stomach and replied ... much better, but I feel hungry. I just farted once and can't eat yet. "
Seeing that she is usually a shy person, she said these two words without changing her face at this time, but she also felt that the little fairy had fallen into reality and had a warm fireworks.
It turns out that in the hospital, almost all patients who have undergone surgery have been repeatedly told by doctors that they must fart several times before they can be considered "out of breath" before they can eat. In the hospital, I don't care about embarrassment, I just want to be healthy.
Farting is one of the important signs of good health.
If the body is really out of control, it doesn't hurt to do it gently once in a while. However, if it happens intentionally or continuously in public, it is inevitable that there will be suspicion of bad taste and nuisance.
Farting is a trivial matter, but it also reflects a person's cultivation and personal virtue. When you are alone, you can be free, but in public, you need to restrain yourself and be polite.
If someone insists on wrangling: you don't fart?
Yes, there is no denying that everyone has to fart. People eat whole grains and Gu Dao is reincarnated, which is understandable.
But we should pay attention to the occasion and not influence others because of our own selfish interests. If the Hong Kong news at the beginning of this article actually affects others' college entrance examination, it is really lacking in literacy!
Imagine if you are in a confined space such as an elevator, or when you are having a pleasant conversation, if someone makes those rude actions (fart, burp, spit, smoke, etc.), will you feel sick? ) at you? If you are a backstage candidate, will you be in a bad mood? Of course it will.
Think again, if you are facing your parents, children, leaders, close relatives or respected people, will you make those rude actions at will? The answer is definitely no.
So, there are some good suggestions about farting in public:
1, in fact, people themselves generally don't produce so much gas. If it happens, it's best to hold back and do it where no one is, so as not to affect others.
2. If you can't help it, let it go quietly to minimize the impact on others.
3. Reduce from the root cause. If you need to go to work, eat less radish, beans and other foods that are easy to cause fart source the day before.
Unconscious behavior in public places can best reflect a person's accomplishment and is a mirror for others to understand you. There are some small things that affect others and their own image, and even push your noble people out of the door.
As Emerson said, politeness is mainly a manifestation of self-restraint.
Only by restraining small behaviors can we cultivate great literacy.
Respecting others is actually respecting yourself.
It is everyone's responsibility to maintain order in public places and create a good environment so that everyone can enjoy their study, work and life easily and happily.
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* The picture is taken from the Internet, thank you!
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