Laughing at your belly humor is not cold enough.

Laughing at your belly humor is not cold enough.

Some cold jokes are fun, but they won't miss them, will they? Normal? Laugh like a joke, because you will hold back. This is a cold joke I arranged for you.

It's cold enough, but the sense of humor is not cold enough.

1, Emperor:? I'm afraid this beautiful woman who pays tribute to the western regions is a bit weird. The doctor should check whether she carries poison, in case she tries to hurt me! ?

After careful examination, the doctor reported: Your majesty, syphilis! ?

? Oh, I'm relieved it's not poisonous. Please stand down! ?

2、? Master, have you ever heard of the great swordsman?

? Of course, it is said that no one in the Jianghu has seen his knife. If anyone has seen his knife, he will. . . ?

? Will die?

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3、? Disciple, in order to teach you this set of boxing, you must attack the enemy from behind, and the further you move, the better. ?

? Master, are you going to teach me Tai Ji Chuan?

? No, I'll teach you how to guess! ?

4. Tathagata: I heard that you study very well. Share it with everyone.

Tang Priest: Good! Determined to study, just like I quit smoking before, so I deleted all the films on my hard disk!

Tathagata: After that, what was the effect?

Tang Priest: Then I studied data recovery technology.

. . .

Wukong admired Buddha Tathagata's miraculous powers and said excitedly: Buddha, I am your fan. Can you pay attention to me?

The Buddha nodded and shut Wukong at the foot of Wuxing Mountain.

Joke is colder than cold current.

1, pots and pans, pots and pans say three hundred nights.

The cannibal sprinkled pepper on the policeman just because he wanted to eat spicy strips.

3、? Shit! I want to fight you! ! ? A consonant growled at a vowel.

The letter P crossed the river, but I was afraid that the water was too deep, so I tried the depth with my feet, and it became the letter R.

Jiaozi just entered the pot, and he wanted to scoop a spoon before it was cooked. Jiaozi cursed at the bottom of the pot. I don't float, you catch me?

6. Why is there always swearing in a fight? Because there is no difference in style.

7、? Twelve taels of silver, and this Yijinjing is yours. ?

? Really? Ok, here are twelve taels of silver! ?

? Here, this is your crystal. ?

? How did Tang Priest get rich?

8, a poem "Kangkang": a mascot, two monkeys thundering on the cheeks, three colors out of tune, uncoordinated limbs, five senses can not bear to see, Liu Erkiwi? It's ridiculous to make up nine streams.

A hilarious, cold laugh.

1. How cold is it? Even the aunts in "off the charts" who couldn't stop the foggy days with PM2.5 values left us an empty square.

2. Science has proved that a cold environment can make people young. Xiaoming's grandfather is over 70 years old this year, and it is as cold as his grandson when he goes out.

It is snowing, so I won't go out today. If I slip into the arms of others on such a slippery road, others will definitely not pay me back.

4. There is a kind of friendship called. A frozen friend? No matter how cold my hands are, I will reply to your message in time. If I don't reply to you, it means that you are not worth freezing your hands.

It's freezing in the cold, which is the best way to show your love to the one you love. It's not bad to cool your heart.

In this freezing winter, I admire three kinds of people most!

1 people who get up and talk in winter.

People who can't get up in winter can't get up

People who don't remember when to get up in winter.

7. The temperature in the north is so low that two people quarrel on the roadside and wear too thick clothes, so they can only spit on each other.

Imagine that spit quickly solidified into a deadly hidden weapon in the air, and it hurts to hit your face. The two sides fought fiercely for 300 rounds, and their faces were all black and blue. Finally, both of them couldn't bear it any longer, holding their fists and saying, Don't spit today, and fight another day!