Xiao Ming's jokes and sentences, you, me and others all burst into laughter.

A thief stole a watermelon and sang "Running with the wind is the direction" as he ran.

The old woman who planted watermelon cried and chased: "Look at my tears, and you don't look back."

When the police saw it, they chased the thief and said, "I must be not good enough, so you have to run away."

Later, the thief caught him and the judge asked, "Do you have anything to say? How many tears do you want to shed? "

The thief replied, "Please give me a chance."

The jailer said to the thief, "it is not a crime to cry."

The thief said happily, "If I remember you in the next life, we will die together."

The executioner said, "I will send you thousands of miles away ..."

Letter from Tang Priest:

Dear Wukong, I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read it quickly.

We have moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number when we moved.

It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days.

Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I said 8 yuan is enough, 12 yuan can't be eaten.

I sent you a coat, so I cut the button and put it in my pocket for fear of being overweight.

Chang 'e was born, because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, so I don't know if you should be an uncle or an aunt.

Finally, I tell you that I want to send you money. But the envelope has been sealed

May Day is coming, don't forget to tell the children a long time ago: at that time, the sky was still blue, the water was still green, crops were growing in the field, pork was safe to eat, mice were still afraid of cats, the court was reasonable, marriage was the first love, the barber shop only cared about haircuts, medicine could cure diseases, doctors could save lives, filming did not need to sleep with the director, and photography was necessary.

Monday, February 30th is fine.

It's too bad the sun didn't shine all day today. Dad bought two goldfish and drowned one in the water tank. I am sad.

Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. I've lived so long that I've never met anyone on February 30! I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, and I have never seen a goldfish that will drown.

1. Subject: When ...

The child wrote: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it?

2. Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Title: One by one

The child wrote: After work, my father went home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4. Theme: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

5. Title: Again ... Again ...

Children write: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comments; Is your mother a deformed diamond?

Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? I haven't seen

Teacher's comment: I haven't seen it.

7. title: prosperity

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

8. Title: Delicious

Children write: delicious fart.

Teacher's comment: Some things are inedible.

9. Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

10. Title: Sure enough

Children write: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: Yes

1 1. theme: ... first, then ... example: eat first, then take a bath.

Children write: goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth.

12. Title: In addition,

The child wrote: a train passed by, besides, besides, besides.

Teacher recognition; I'm already dead. Forget it.