Who can tell jokes about bread?

One morning, a little rabbit went to the bakery to buy bread.

It asked the boss, "Do you have 100 buns here?"

The boss replied, "No."

The next morning, Little Rabbit went to the bakery again.

It asked the boss, "Do you have 100 buns here?"

The boss replied regretfully, "No."

On the third morning, the boss knew that the bunny was coming again, so he got up at three o'clock to make bread and soon made enough 100 buns.

In the morning, Bunny did come and asked the boss, "Do you have 100 buns?"

The boss replied happily, "Yes, yes."

Little Nutbrown hare also said happily, "Great, give me two."

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A boy bought a two-dollar loaf of bread in a bakery. He thought it was smaller than usual, so he said to the baker, "Don't you think this bread is a little more than usual?"

"Oh." The baker replied, "If it's smaller, it's easier for you to hold it."

"I see!" The boy said, putting a dollar on the counter.

Just as he was about to leave the shop, the baker stopped him: "Hey, you don't have enough money to buy bread!" " "

"Oh, that's all right." The child is very polite. He said, "Less is easier for you to count."

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Customer: "bring me a bread!" " "

Attendant: "Thank you, 5 yuan!" "

Customer: "I bought it this morning for 3 yuan."

Attendant: "Because the price has just been adjusted."

Customer: "Then take a breakfast bread."