Middle school students' classic humorous jokes

Middle school students' classic humorous jokes

Students always have no money to go out for dinner. Once, I finally broke out and asked him why he didn't bring money. Who knew this product was weak? Too heavy? Shit. . . More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Middle school students' classic humorous jokes (1) 1. A female classmate in my class has been calling me Xueba. I'm so annoyed that I finally can't help it. I roared: Call me Xueba again, and I will call you Ma Xue. . .

At this time, the students laughed at each other. I patted the table and shouted, you are all students.

2. I have one or two roommates, who are not bad, but the woman is almost. Today, he and I met a woman on our way back to the dormitory.

? Hey, handsome? I thought he was coming in spring, but this guy replied, What are you doing? ! !

In the self-study class, a buddy farted loudly. When the goods stood up, they shouted, Get in the trough! Who farted so loudly?

At this time, the buddy behind him came leisurely and said, don't pretend, big brother, I'm going to be angry here. . . The wind is blowing! ! !

4, drinking with my roommate, my roommate was drunk, helped him take a taxi home, watched him stagger, let him lean on my shoulder, and after a while he dodged. . .

Is it embarrassing?

I held his head down to keep him leaning. . .

It was not until I changed my posture that I found rivets on my clothes and shoulders. . .

5. How did your parents stop you from puppy love?

Classmate a:? No money. ?

Classmate b:? By phone. ?

. . .

Classmate n:? Gave me this face. ?

Middle school students' classic humorous jokes (2) 1. A Dai is famous for plagiarizing homework at school. On this day, he was invited to the office by the teacher.

? Your experience in writing plagiarism homework. ? The teacher snapped.

A Dai reluctantly said to himself:? Who wrote this experience? Where can I copy this? ?

2. In English class, the young female teacher complained that some students' homework was average and not serious. I really want to tear it up and throw it in the wastebasket, so there is no need to correct it. But I didn't do it after all. ?

At this time, a boy's face showed regret:? You are always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted ?

The female teacher shook her head and said with a wry smile. A person corrects until dawn. ? Before CET-6, Ajie plans to eat a fried dough stick and two eggs for breakfast, hoping to get a hundred points. Who knows that an egg is a double yellow egg, he thought and thought, and finally only ate a double yellow egg.

After the results were announced, Ajie shouted: How accurate! ? Let's see: 18 points.

In a college basketball match, the history team and computer team of the last champion entered the final. Before the game, posters were put up to enhance the prestige.

The history department said:? History proves that history is strikingly similar! ?

The Department of Computer Science said: It is generally acknowledged that computers will rewrite history. ?

5. A classmate had some problems with punctuation in his composition and was called to the office by the teacher for questioning. The teacher is a talkative person, but his mouth is not tight, his mouth is full of saliva, and raindrops directly hit his classmates' faces. Out of politeness, this classmate hasn't spoken.

Finally, the rain is too heavy for the students. They said politely:? Teacher, can you just say no punctuation?

Middle school students' classic humorous jokes (3) 1. In class, the teacher woke up a sleeping student and scolded him. Are you coming to class or to sleep?

Xiao Ming rubbed his eyes and said in a daze:? Are you here for a lecture or hypnosis?

Teacher: Get out. . .

2. One day at school, the teacher asked: If I give you a car full of cucumbers, what kind of endorsements will you use to increase sales? ?

Xiao Ming stood up and said, buy me a melon to make you forget him. ?

The teacher suddenly became furious: get out. . .

3. Teacher: Give an example of how the Internet crushes traditional industries.

Xiaoming: There are no pornographic films on the road. . .

Xiaoming was called to fight by the teacher. Teacher: Call your mother and I'll tell her.

Xiaoming: What did you tell my mother about us? In that case, why don't you call your mother and I'll talk to her?

Teacher: Get out of here. . .

In biology class, the teacher talked about the origin of the earth. The teacher said that the formation of the earth has a history of about 4 billion years. Let me briefly talk about the changes in these 4 billion years. ?

Xiaoming:? Teacher, say it year after year! ?

The teacher gave a meal and immediately became angry: get out. . .

6. The teacher asked: What kind of girls do students like? I hope the students can speak their innermost thoughts, and don't be afraid of anything!

Everyone spoke enthusiastically, some said beautiful, some said sexy, and some said plump.

Xiao Ming stood up and answered, I like being naked!

Teacher: Go home and enjoy it!

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