Classic joke: You are really creative and have the courage to live.

1. IQ is completely low, and EQ is too low to be hurt. 2. People who praise you for being strong will say "Don't hold on" if they know you. You don't need watery and sparkling eyes, but your eyes should be affectionate and charming. You don't have to have a bunch of lips and two rows of teeth, but your speech should be elegant and refined, witty and funny. You are the most beautiful in my heart. 6. You are the most capable friend I know. 7. You are very considerate of others, which is rare. 8. Cheap is also an art. Let's do this art well together! 9. We are like two parallel lines that can never intersect, but one day the parallel lines will bend. 10. I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me. 1 1. Don't cheat others, because everyone you can cheat trusts you. 12. You are the song in my heart, which will always thrill me. 13. If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent, too. 14. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat. 15. Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, and pheasant rebirth is corpse change. 16. I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her. 17. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find their shoes nor find their way. 18. beautiful is called beauty, and ugly is called temperament; Talent is called a talented woman, and it doesn't matter if you don't have talent. Thin people are called slim, and fat people are called plump 19. If I use a word to describe my feelings for you, I think it is sincere. 20. I will ask you more when I have the opportunity. Everything you say will benefit me for life. In my impression, you are a person full of energy and charm.

2 1. When the wind dried your hair, I was simply fascinated: in the shiny shawl soft hair, in the faint eyebrows, in the clear eyes like water, you are so beautiful and lovely! 22. As the leader of a company, I think you not only have a good mind, but also have a good popularity. 23. Spring flowers and autumn moon are a scene praised by poets, but I feel very ordinary about it. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes. 24. You are full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance. 25. Death is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you dare not die. 26. I am a flower on the cliff, and no one will see me or praise me. 27. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a sweet dream all night, but I can't remember it when I woke up the next morning! 28. Don't say sorry to me, because we are all fine. 29. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair? 30. I wanted the paper plane to take me into your heart, but it crashed on the way. 3 1. You chase me naked for two kilometers, and I'll count myself a hooligan! 32. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little? 29. Don't meet again after today. I'm afraid of hitting you several times every day when I wake up. 30. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.