Funny sentences about boyfriends

After you leave, I want you to remember one thing: don't forget to miss me.

When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

2. The farther apart, the deeper you miss; The longer it lasts, the more I miss it; The night is long, when will the lovesickness pass? You asked me how much I love you, but I couldn't tell you. I just know that you have become a habit of my life and an indispensable habit. I can't eat or sleep every night, but I can't help thinking about you.

I will always remember those days when I was with you.

Happiness, happiness, happiness, loss, sadness and pain have lasted all the days.

I miss you very much.

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Sentences that hurt men

Dogs don't complain about your cooking. Dogs don't say they are picky about your cooking.

2) Dogs can take their eyes off the hot girls in the street. Dogs don't stare at beautiful women in the street.

3) The dog stays at home all the time. The dog is at home with you every day.

Men are trying to make money outside at this time and sell meat to you to eat at home. Dogs are easier to train. Dogs are easier to train.

5) You know where your dog sleeps every day. You know where your dog sleeps.

6) When you are old and no longer beautiful, the dog still loves you. Dogs still love you when you are old.

7) You will never catch your dog with another woman. At least you're sure they won't have se-x, and you'll never find your dog fooling around with another woman.

At least you're sure they won't have sex.

Dogs never smoke or drink under the table. Dogs don't smoke or get drunk.

9) Dogs always look at your eyes affectionately (looking at a student: but your boyfriend is more likely to look away and focus on the billboard). D. Dogs always look at you affectionately (looking at a student: but your boyfriend is likely to be distracted when you are staring at the roadside billboard) 10) Your dog rarely barks at you (that is to say, does your boyfriend or husband often howl at you? I finally know what constitutes a "brotherhood of the wolf" (1 1). Dogs don't lend money to their relatives. Dogs don't need to lend money to relatives.

(If there is one thing that makes women deal with anger more than her husband's infidelity, her husband will lend money to relatives to bear the brunt) 12), dogs will not run away with younger and more attractive owners.