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Are there any short English jokes in junior high school?

"I have good news for you," the doctor replied, taking out a small bottle. "These are some new sleeping pills, which are as effective as dreaming. Take a few tablets and your troubles will pass."

"Great, thank you." The woman is very happy to go home with pills.

A few weeks later, the woman came back and looked worse than before. She said, "Doctor, your pills are not good at all. I am more tired than before. " "I don't understand how this is possible," said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market." "That may be true," the woman replied, "but I still chased those dogs all night. When I finally caught a dog, it was difficult for him to take pills."

After a while, the woman came back and looked worse than before, he said

Doctor, your medicine is not good at all. I'm more tired than before.

The doctor shook his head and said, I don't understand why this happened.

This is the most effective medicine in the supermarket.

That may be true, the woman said, but I chased dogs every night, and finally I caught one, but it was too difficult for them to take medicine.

In other words, doctors want women to take medicine, but women think dogs should take medicine.

This is a joke.