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What should freshmen pay attention to?

What should freshmen pay attention to? College is a very important turning point in your life. Only by living well can we have good development. If you have a bad life, you may even find it difficult to find a job.

My two-year college life has both gains and regrets, and I have summed up these 40 suggestions that I think are very important for every freshman, so that you can all live a more fulfilling university!

1. Before the start of school, put all the things on the admission notice, such as photocopies, league members' cards, family situation questionnaires, proof of financial difficulties, etc. in a folder and put them on the outermost layer of the schoolbag, which will make it much more convenient to report.

2. If you want to graduate from college smoothly and pass the exam easily, for your own good, I suggest you don't skip classes, because God likes to be against you. If you don't call the roll when you listen attentively, you might as well run ~

3. When you meet a senior, just say hello. Unless you meet a local senior, you will be warmly greeted, that is, campus phone cards, quilts and the like! Can't stop!

Try to put small items in drawers or cabinets. No one will take the money on the table, but if you put it on the table, it will be used up in about three minutes. (especially in the men's bedroom, don't ask me why)

If you really have the enthusiasm and confidence to serve the people, please join the party actively during the university (the competition is fierce). Joining the party will help you a little (in terms of work and qualifications), but you will also pay the corresponding price (for example, you will be busy when you run your leg in a meeting and organize activities). There are advantages and disadvantages, depending on your personal choice!

6. Senior schoolmates are just ordinary people one or two years older than you. You don't have to listen to them and be too careful. I don't mean to belittle, just express my opinion.

7. The washing machine may be dirtier than your dirty clothes. After all, it's possible to wash everything, shoes and socks. (I haven't seen it much)

8. It is very important to live in groups in universities. You don't have to keep friendly relations with your roommates as much as possible, but you must not make conflicts, be modest, but don't be unprincipled. Otherwise, your job may be to have a meal and punch in. If you don't get along well, there's no need to be sad ~

9. The level of people in a grade is similar. Whether you are playing beyond your level or losing, college is an opportunity to reshuffle. There are countless possibilities waiting for you here

10, don't set limits for yourself. At this age, it should be full of vitality! Believe me, there is no road in life, and every step counts.

1 1. There is no need to bring too many clothes when school starts. After all, many people will be at the bottom of the box, and those who have experienced it have earnestly advised them.

12, people's energy is limited, so you should spend your energy on what you think is the most important thing. Learning is the most important! ! ! Hey hey.

13, learn to praise and encourage others appropriately. After all, people like to be noticed. The most important way for universities to get closer is to praise others, just as you see a good answer. Might as well click on a compliment to encourage you and let me know that you have mastered these tips.

14, English certificate and computer level 2, get it as soon as possible.

15, you are the most obscure and often the most accomplished; And the most grandstanding is often the most mediocre.

16, class committee, student union, if you don't want to join the party, all these are useless and will take up a lot of your spare time. If you are introverted, doing these things can really improve, but the effort is not proportional to the change, consider it yourself ~

Class Committee elections

17, love, if nothing else, but you must be defensive. There are many scum (both men and women) in universities, and the means are often superb.

18, don't be carried away by expensive substances! Don't manually push yourself into the bottomless abyss. ...

19. Make friends with people who are not very similar to you. They can help you see something you don't know.

20. Even a 20-year-old body can't stand staying up all night. Healthy living habits are still necessary. Beautiful skin is much better than the makeup of card powder.

2 1, mobile phone with large memory and high pixels; Girls buy more computers and boys play games (it is false to say that they don't play games), hehe.

22. If there are mobile, Unicom and telecom service outlets at the school gate, you must apply for a mobile campus card! (If nothing else, the signal is good)

Being late for many times will not only affect the evaluation of the dormitory, but also be recorded and won't get the scholarship.

24, strongly recommend the library work-study positions! It's simple. Usually put books and read books, not only don't grab seats, but also bring money! (Book club's welfare)

Library work-study program

25, be sure to take enough credits! You can't graduate from college by passing every exam, but you can graduate smoothly by taking enough credits.

26, don't believe that 60 points live forever! (Of course, 60 points is really not easy. The score of each exam is linked to the grade point, which is a necessary condition for changing majors, scholarships, insurance research, studying abroad and exchange projects!

27. Get into the habit of watching school official website, QQ group and dormitory bulletin boards. Many opportunities are hidden in it. If you miss them, you will have a heart that hits the wall.

28. When choosing a position, try not to choose one close to the switch and door, or you will become the door god and lamp god in four years ~

29. To use the computer in the middle of the night, please wear Bluetooth and tap the keyboard.

If you are bored at first, please go to the library more often.

3 1. Please don't go to the playground alone at night. You can eat it whether it is dangerous or not. )

Wipe the blackboard for the teacher before class, thinking that no one will laugh at you.

Clean the blackboard

Don't trust the phone that says "You must pass the exam" in the toilet.

34. Universities are plastic surgery hospitals. Don't throw away an ugly girlfriend or boyfriend, it will look good if you raise it.

35. Scholarships are the coolest way to make money. (whispering: some people can eat more than one at a time)

36. Baoyan is the most convenient and cost-effective way for you to get back together from 2 1 1 to 985, and from ordinary 985 to Qingbei.

37. Choose an interest and score 90 points. Don't score 50 points for many interests. Trying to put energy into everything means wasting energy on everything.

38. Up to two student organizations are more self-abuse. The priority of selecting student organizations is: monitor and secretary of the League branch. School-level traditional student organizations > college-level core organizations > mass organizations with sound institutions and perfect organizations.

39. Don't just go drinking with your seniors or the boys in the next class. Drunk promiscuity is fake, and it's true that he wants to fuck you.

40. Every winter and summer vacation, don't go to work and practice your favorite job. Believe me, it's absolutely useless to do a summer job.

But then again, the most important thing in college is experience. Without experience, how can we know its importance?

So in the end, don't be afraid, try to experience and dare to challenge yourself. Even attending a debate or a speech is a step, right?