Sunflower joke

I think the landlord is too cruel! Ask and answer questions, have a sense of humor, and can speak English mouse. ...

1: Salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

2. I am flat-chested, I am proud, and I save cloth for my country.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

4. The secret of longevity-keep breathing and don't die.

5: Because I was too sincere before, I am heartless now.

6. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.

Honey, you must believe me. I get dizzy even on a boat, let alone on two boats.

8. Being born from a distance is not beautiful, but the third.

The generation gap is when you ask dad: What do you think of the chrysanthemum table? Dad thought about it and said, I haven't drunk it ~ ~ ~

10: Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

1 1:. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

12:. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple. ......

13: Men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

14: Everyone says I am obedient, but I only listen to myself …

15: The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

16: Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful. ...

17: fifty-five cents is the happiest because they form a piece.

18:. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

19: Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

Go your own way and let the cat and dog talk.

2 1:. On that day, you said you hated me, and I laughed, which tore my heart out.

22: It turns out that love never left, but I remember it and you forgot it.

23: The so-called love story means saying something that you don't even believe in yourself, but you want the other person to believe it.