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See if you were fooled by your elders when you were a child.
1, I'll give you the lucky money first.
Give children a lot of lucky money during the Spring Festival. The elders of each family will give their children red envelopes during the New Year, at least several hundred, and several red envelopes add up to several thousand, but they are always taken away by their parents, and they spend no more than five minutes with their children. At that time, their parents told us that they just kept it and would return it to me later. However, after so many years, the lucky money of that year will never be seen again.
2. Children who play with fire and shoot will wet the bed.
When I was a child, it was necessary to shoot at the New Year's Eve. Every time I eat New Year's Eve at home, I will ask my parents for 20 yuan to go downstairs to buy firecrackers to feel the atmosphere of the New Year, and then I will be scared by my parents, saying that children who play with fire and shoot guns will wet the bed, so every time I wet the bed, I silently decide not to play with fire next time.
3. The lower teeth should be thrown on the opposite roof.
That's what adults say. If the upper tooth falls out, throw it downstairs, and if the lower tooth falls out, throw it upstairs, otherwise it won't grow. Although some children lost all their teeth when they were young, I kept them carefully and picked the best place to throw them. As a result, I have a rotten tooth.
Watermelon seeds will grow into small watermelons when eaten in the stomach.
Watermelon must be indispensable in summer. However, our parents told us from an early age that watermelon seeds should not be eaten in our stomachs, otherwise they will become smaller. At that time, they believed it, and never dared to eat watermelon seeds. They all spit it out seriously for fear of sprouting and growing in their stomachs.
5. You picked it up from the trash can.
As long as my mother is unhappy, she will definitely say that she picked it up from the trash can and throw me back. Or when relatives and friends ask her who she looks like on holidays, her parents will say that she actually picked it up from the trash can.
6. The stone will become dumb when eaten by the ear.
Every time I pick up the ear rake and start digging, I will be seriously threatened by adults that I will become deaf. From then on, I never dared to dig my ears by myself, for fear that I would be deaf if I accidentally entered my mouth. Sometimes I can't help scratching my ears, but I have to open my mouth to talk for fear that I will become deaf.
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