Shen Teng Lantern Festival lines

Bath: There is nothing here, thank you, brother.

Bathing: As you can see, my brother just gave me a bag full of glutinous rice flour. I can go home and wash dishes and drink, and the rest can be pasted with couplets.

Boatman: Who are you fooling here? Give me the money and I'll break up with you.

Shower: (running) Oh, don't chase me, I have no money.

Boatman: Believe it or not, I cut you.

Shower: Don't chase me, I have no money.

Boatman: Stop there and give me the money.

Shower: Don't chase me, I have no money.

Boatman: Stop there and give me the money.

Shower: Don't chase me, I have no money.

Boatman: Stop there and give me the money.

Shower: Don't chase me, I have no money.

Boatman: Stop there and give me the money.

Shower: Don't chase me, I have no money.

Boatman: Stop there and give me the money.

Shower: Don't chase me, I have no money.

Boatman: Stop there and give me the money.

Big brother: I said, brother, stop chasing. Didn't my brother send you ten pence? You will be together for a while.

Shower: Stop chasing me, I have no money.

Big Brother: OK, I'll give you an IOU.

Boatman: I still owe ten pence.

Big Brother: What's your name today?

Boatman: Fu Jiping

Big Brother: The rich help the poor and rob him.

Boatman: What are you doing? Why did you rob me?

Big Brother: Our ancestors taught us that we must.

Everyone: rob the rich and help the poor.

Big Brother: It is difficult for us to find the rich and help the poor.

Boatman: I asked the rich to help the poor, and you robbed me. Then my neighbor's name is Liang Zi. Why didn't you rob him?

Big Brother: Our ancestors also said that we must not.

Everyone: knot the beam.

Big Brother: Haha, I wonder, too. I said why our ancestors only mentioned these two people to us.

Boatman: Are these two people? Why are you so uneducated? Robbing the rich and helping the poor is an idiom, and making enemies is making enemies.

Big Brother: Are you serious?

Boatman: I swear with my life.

Eldest brother: Since you are so cultured, you might as well stay on the mountain and be our strategist.

Incompetence: Hey, brother, I'm close, so I don't need an assistant strategist, do I?

Big Brother: I said I was incompetent. The reason why all of us have been looking for these two people for so many years is that you instigated them.

Incompetence: Brother, did you find them today anyway?

Big Brother: Well, that's true.

Incompetence: Right?

Big Brother: Well, you can stay.

Boatman: OK.

Big Brother: What do you mean?

Everyone: this

Big Brother: Well, since there is no objection, it's settled. It also happens that today is the fifteenth day of the first month, so you are ranked fifteenth. This is providence.

Lu Zhishuang: Brother, I am in Grade One. Why am I ranked seventh?

Big Brother: God didn't seem to mean it at that time.

Lu Zhishuang: What did he do in those two days?

Wukesong: Brother Lu Zhishuang, what are you? My name is Wukesong, ranking sixth.

Second child: Ha ha ha. The Wukesong brothers can not only shoot tigers, but also shoot careless eyes. You rank 106, don't slide down 1 100.

Hu Shiniang: Brother, isn't our ranking a bit too casual? I just didn't have the courage to say it. We must rearrange our names.

Ten Niang: alas, don't rearrange it. What if you want to get another one in the back?

Hu Shiniang: Shiniang, do you like table tennis all your life?

Ten Niang: rearrange!

Lu Zhishuang: Wait a minute, brother, there's no need to reschedule. The new rich brother doesn't affect me.

Teacher Niang: Of course, it won't affect you if you are in front. Have you considered who is behind this for our brother?

Aunt Sun: Yes, you think about future generations, and you think about future generations.

(Everyone is arguing)

Big Brother: OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.

Boatman: Stop arguing. Let me talk about the ranking. (Move out) When you're finished, just do as I say.

Big Brother: Hahaha, don't throw it too far, just throw it on the mountainside.

Boatman: Ah

Big Brother: Well, those who agree to re-rank stand over there, and those who disagree to re-rank stand over here.

Big brother: I said second, you are second. Do you have any other opinions?

Incompetence: Brother, I want to take a chance.

Big Brother: Believe it or not, knock off your skin and come back. Let's go

Shower: Oh, stop chasing me, I really have no money. Stop chasing me, I really have no money. Stop chasing me, I really have no money.

Big Brother: You are a joke on our Mahua Mountain. Let's go

Incompetence: Who should take the lead on our side?

Lu Zhishuang: This ...

Wukesong: What am I going to do as a chef? Haha, come on! Aunt Sun, let's have a game.

Aunt Sun: You are very good at choosing. You think I'm a woman, so you think I'm easy to bully, don't you (sword dance)

Wukesong: I'll let you have a good taste of my one-finger Zen mouth. Very hot, very hot.

(Aunt Sun cut off her leg with a sword)

Wukesong: So you are not afraid of spicy food. Then I will show you my empty hands.

(Sun Eryi stabbed, Wukesong defeated)

Wukesong: Thank you for coming.

Aunt Sun: One to zero.